Caption Competition No 10 - 14th October 2004

Sith · Post by **Sith** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 5:36 pm

Ok, I kinda got sidetracked with these.

But this one's a cracker, combining two of my fave topics. Thanks to Rob for the image.

Darth Vader's bathroom was on the move...

or...

This isn't the car you're looking for...

knightendo · Post by **knightendo** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 6:29 pm

"Told their new uniform could withstand any abuse from unruly drivers, London's traffic wardens' next victim was evidence they were starting to get cocky."

HondaSiR · Post by **HondaSiR** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 11:39 pm

Darth Vader: (issuing orders to his stormtroopers) If anybody even attemps to enter my bathroom (points to KITT), shoot them on sight!

KITT: And I thought only dogs actually used me as their toilet!

FuzzieDice · Post by **FuzzieDice** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:18 am

Vader: DON'T let it move again! I don't want another embarassing accident just because I couldn't find the damn thing!

KITT: Good for you. Let that be a lesson to you.

FuzzieDice · Post by **FuzzieDice** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:19 am

HondaSiR: That one was TOO funny!

Sith: I'm so glad to see the caption contest back again. I was getting worried after you resigned as moderator and was going to PM you about bringing it back. Thank you!

trooper TK-WHA?? · Post by **trooper TK-WHA??** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:19 am

Trooper:My lord,the Emperor commands you to make contact with him.
Vader:Very well.But first I must step into my bathroom;There's a T.I.E. Fighter that has to leave the hangar,if you know what I mean.
KITT:There will be no deployments in here,mister!

comets78 · Post by **comets78** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:05 pm

VADER: I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM STORMTROPPER OPEN THIS DOOR NOW

KITT NO U DONT VADER SQUAT IN UR DEATHSTAR SHIP NOT IN HERE:)

Knight Girl · Post by **Knight Girl** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:54 pm

Great pic and funny captions. LOL

Becky

Sith · Post by **Sith** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:24 pm

Vader: KARR never told you what happened to your father...

KITT: Wilton died... you killed him...

Vader: No... I am your father.

TurbomanKnight · Post by **TurbomanKnight** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:28 pm

Darth Vader- (Breathing Heavily) We meet again.
KITT- Again?
Darth Vader- 1982, backyard taking a nice well deserved dump.
KITT- Well deserved? HA! Luckily i wasnt equiped with a Scentizizer.
Darth Vader- Got Jokes?
KITT- Got Life?
Darth Vader- Nothing worse than a smart ass car. (As he lights up his lightsaber)
KITT- Is this going to be mine is bigger than yours? (As he activated his Power Antenna)

CB2001 · Post by **CB2001** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:57 am

KITT: You don't need to see my identification.
Stormtroopers: We don't need to see your irdentification.
KITT: I am not the car you are looking for.
Stormtroopers: You are not the car we are looking for.
KITT: I can go about my business.
Stormtroopers: You can go about your business.
KITT: Move along.
Stormtroopers: Move along! Move along!
Darth Vader: You have learned well, my automotive padawan.

ReddawgKnight · Post by **ReddawgKnight** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 1:35 am

Ha ha ha ha that is some real funy stuff guys....keep it up its hilarious.

FuzzieDice · Post by **FuzzieDice** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:55 am

These are so funny! Sith and Rob, you guys picked out a winner. I love this!

Oh yeah, and for a little sound-effects: http://www.dotfart.com/

KnightRiderGirl · Post by **KnightRiderGirl** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:56 am

Vader - *Looks over at KITT* Now may I "go"?
KITT - How many times do I have to explain this to you?
Vader - But I really have to "go"!
KITT - I am not your bathroom! Michael just made a quirky remark!
Vader - But....
KITT - But nothing! Do I have to micro-jam your life support?

FuzzieDice · Post by **FuzzieDice** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:36 pm

Vader steps into KITT.
'Oh no. Here we go again.' KITT thinks to himself.
After several minutes Vader leaves.
Michael walks up behind KITT just in time as KITT forcedly ejects something definitely not a gas out of his tailpipe.
Michael (wiping face): KITT! I thought we had you potty trained!

pdennis93 · Post by **pdennis93** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:12 pm

Michael (sitting in kitt, you just cant see him) to kitt

"so you really ARE darth vader's bathroom!"

Post by **Michael Pajaro** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 5:09 pm

I don't really have an entry, just had to say I love this picture. I have a fanatic Star Wars friend and this photo shows that we too can get along.

OK, a last minute entry:
"Michael, Stevie's your SISTER!"