Caption Competition No 7 - 25th August 2004

Sith · Post by **Sith** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 8:43 am

Thanks to Mike Pajaro, we have a Knight Con image this week.

I taught I taw a puddy tat Michael...

KI2000 · Post by **KI2000** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 8:53 am

I taught I taw a puddy tat Michael...

LMAO

TurbomanKnight · Post by **TurbomanKnight** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 3:48 pm

Im KITT Thats KATT!

KFCreator · Post by **KFCreator** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 4:08 pm

KARR yet again changes his image to try and evade Michael and KITT. (In real life, Universal decides in a desperate attempt at garnering higher ratings that it needs Knight Rider to appeal more to kids)

comets78 · Post by **comets78** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 5:44 pm

selvester: help me tweety that talking car is following me again

kitt: kitt i coming for the bird not u dumb cat:)

Knight-Rider · Post by **Knight-Rider** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 9:33 pm

In the news today, FLAG has just said they are going to merge with Warner Brothers, and we see the old KITT and The new one.

KITT: Michael I have a bad feeling about this

Michael: Come on KITT you were the fast kitt now the fast KATT.

See this is why company's should not merge.

R.J.1984 · Post by **R.J.1984** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 9:41 pm

Kitt: Sylvester - get out of my way - I got to get da bird.

Sylvestor: Back off Kitt - Tweety is mine - all mine. Sssufferen Sssuckatash.

FuzzieDice · Post by **FuzzieDice** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 12:35 am

KITT: Michael, I'm usually honored when someone names their car after me. However, this is getting a bit rediculous.

Michael: KITT, that car isn't named KITT, that's Sylvester.

KITT: Even worse.

CB2001 · Post by **CB2001** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 11:09 pm

Caption: Unbeknown to Sylvester, Tweety is behind the wheel of KITT.

FuzzieDice · Post by **FuzzieDice** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 12:07 am

CB2001: That is a good one!

FuzzieDice · Post by **FuzzieDice** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 12:08 am

To work off CB2001's:

KITT: I'm sorry but I can't aid in anything that may jeapordize a...

Tweety: I know, I know, a human life... but this isn't a human life! It's Sylvester and it means MY life!

CB2001 · Post by **CB2001** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 12:56 am

FuzzieDice- LOL! God, that was a lot better than mine.

FuzzieDice · Post by **FuzzieDice** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 2:59 pm

Naw, I liked yours better.

But I couldn't resist trying this one.

Trekie386 · Post by **Trekie386** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 10:57 pm

KITT: Michael, I don't think this is what Devon had in mind when he said we needed to participate in the city parade.

Michael: C'mon, KITT, how could you resist being a part of the annual Star Cars parade?

KITT: (sarcastically) Really, Michael. That thing in front of us is hardly a car. What does it run on, catnip?

FuzzieDice · Post by **FuzzieDice** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 11:29 pm

ROTFL Beth! That is hilarious! Loved it!

FuzzieDice · Post by **FuzzieDice** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 11:31 pm

KITT: Uhm, Michael... We're being chased by a police officer.

Michael: In case you haven't noticed, we're following a Cat-Car in a....

KITT: That has to be the reason. Who can blame him? I suggest we pull over. However, I don't think I can get you out of this one, Michael.

FuzzieDice · Post by **FuzzieDice** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 11:33 pm

KITT: Michael, why is that thing moving so slow?

Michael: Because it's a parade.

KITT: Oh. Well, must I remind you that we are late for our next mission?

Michael: What do you want to do about it?

KITT: Find a fast mouse.

kido · Post by **kido** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 6:05 pm

Kitt:I don't think we are in Calenfornia any more Machael.

pdennis93 · Post by **pdennis93** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 6:39 pm

Sylvester (in KITT's body): "meow"

Kitt(in sylvester): "I'm the Voice of the Knight industries Two Thousand, K I T T for easy reference, KITT if you prefer"

Micahael (in kitt's body with sylvester's cpu): "Awe SH!T, Kitt's cpu is messed up again!"

KITT(in sylvester):"It must be a problem in calibrations"

Michael: "Thats not supposed to be possible"

Kitt (in Sylvester): "oh well, at least i can still.....michael, why the hell is there a big red nose where my scanner used to be??"

Michael: Look in the mirror buddy

Kitt(in Sylvester): AAAHHHHHH

Sylvester(in KITT's Body): here birdy birdy birdy, i should have no problem catching that damn tweedy bird now, hehehe

FuzzieDice · Post by **FuzzieDice** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 7:35 pm

I just thought of something. KITT is a Trans Am Firebird.

Have at it guys.

R.J.1984 · Post by **R.J.1984** » Sun Aug 29, 2004 1:32 am

Micheal: Kitt - are you sure that we can't turbo boost over him?

K.I.T.T: Sorry Micheal - too many people around - besides - you know that I can't do anythig that would injure anyone. Not to mention that the turbo isn't working. Something is wrong with my circutry.

Micheal: Better call the head office - you need to be in tip top condition if we are to complete the mission that we were given last night.

K.I.T.T: Which is what, by the way?

Micheal: To stop that cat at all costs. Meaning it's total destruction.

K.I.T.T: Oh.