Geek: "So...have you heard about this stupid, ugly car that can drive itself and do a couple other things. Why, I've built one that can do jumping jacks and my home..."
Bonnie: *Smash* *Oooof* *Bang* (In classic Batman screen style.)
Bonnie (as she throws a few punches): Take THAT and THAT AND THAT! AND THIS if for the millions of crashes you caused KITT to have before we changed him back to Linux! AND THIS is for creating KARR!!
bonnie: you've killed us all! *punches him in the face* just when i saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico!
KITT
Lady: "I bet you're tall, dark, and handsome."
KITT: "I'm definitely dark and handsome, I'm only tall when I'm climbing a steep incline." http://www.dhasselhoff.net" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
the way i had it is much better. this way, the nerd didn't reprogram the computer fast enough, and bonnie has to punch him now..
KITT
Lady: "I bet you're tall, dark, and handsome."
KITT: "I'm definitely dark and handsome, I'm only tall when I'm climbing a steep incline." http://www.dhasselhoff.net" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
um, no. it's my quote, and i like it the way it is. so if you don't like it, make your own and be satisfied.
KITT
Lady: "I bet you're tall, dark, and handsome."
KITT: "I'm definitely dark and handsome, I'm only tall when I'm climbing a steep incline." http://www.dhasselhoff.net" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
just because he was the originator of a stupid geico quote doesn't give him the right to go around changing other people's quotes to his liking.
KITT
Lady: "I bet you're tall, dark, and handsome."
KITT: "I'm definitely dark and handsome, I'm only tall when I'm climbing a steep incline." http://www.dhasselhoff.net" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
OK, I know the title of these threads says "competition" but we're really just trying to have some light-hearted fun. It doesn't matter who thinks what is funnier. Let's keep that it mind.
thanks mike. here i was, minding my own business and putting up a quote that first came to mind.. and i get told how to write a quote..
i don't care about fans, i wrote it because i liked it and i thought it was funny. i'm not here for fans either.
KITT
Lady: "I bet you're tall, dark, and handsome."
KITT: "I'm definitely dark and handsome, I'm only tall when I'm climbing a steep incline." http://www.dhasselhoff.net" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;