Garthe: You're Ugly!
Michael: What does that make YOU?
NOTE: Folks, this actually was said between my twin cousins one year when I was a kid, and us kids went off on our own to do some miniature golfing. The two ALWAYS argued back and forth, and when they came out with that one, I couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the game.
If you don't mind me uhm... "expanding" on this one.
Garth: You just farted, didn't you?
Michael: Nope. That was KITT.
KITT: Michael, I don't think I'm capable of farting. However, I'm embarrassed to admit that my carbon filter might need changing.
For those that might not be familiar with automotive mechanics, a bad carbon filter can make your car smell like rotten eggs.
(Sorry about all the edits, it just kept uhm... expanding. )
Last edited by FuzzieDice on Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:07 am, edited 3 times in total.
FuzzieDice wrote:Garthe: You're Ugly!
Michael: What does that make YOU?
NOTE: Folks, this actually was said between my twin cousins one year when I was a kid, and us kids went off on our own to do some miniature golfing. The two ALWAYS argued back and forth, and when they came out with that one, I couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the game.
Fuzziedice - that is truly hilarious. Twins arguing about looks. Now I can't stop chucling.
FuzzieDice wrote: They were a pair, I'm telling you.
Fuzziedice - you sure know how to make a 27 year old laugh. I am just wondering something - if you and I might have anything else in common besides Knight Rider - It might be interesting to find out - don't ya think? Don't worry - I hust like meeting new people and finding out things.
michael: "muwahaha. i got the looks, and i get the girls!"
garthe: "it's not my fault i have a face only a mother could love."
KITT
Lady: "I bet you're tall, dark, and handsome."
KITT: "I'm definitely dark and handsome, I'm only tall when I'm climbing a steep incline." http://www.dhasselhoff.net" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
RJ - I do have a few other interests. I'll PM you about it since they aren't KR related.
My next caption:
Garthe: Now, either this mirror is lying or someone shaved off my caterpiller beneath my nose and added a couple extra pounds!
Michael: I'm not your Mirror!
Garthe: And I thought only KITT talked back with smart remarks!
TurbomanKnight wrote:Michael- "I've got some good news!"
Garth- "What?"
Michael- " I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance with Geico."
Garth- "Lucky bastard. You should see how much I pay for Goliath."
OMG! that is the best quote! i laughed so hard when i read it.
KITT
Lady: "I bet you're tall, dark, and handsome."
KITT: "I'm definitely dark and handsome, I'm only tall when I'm climbing a steep incline." http://www.dhasselhoff.net" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Garthe: You won't get away with this!!!
Micheal : What do you mean won't - I thought I already did. Golliath has been destroyed and K.I.T.T. is now invincible. Bye bye. hahahahaha.