The Funniest SKAR Conversation

Knight Storm · Post by **Knight Storm** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 2:22 pm

I was born in the USA though!(Forgot to put that^_^!)

FuzzieDice · Post by **FuzzieDice** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 6:11 pm

I think SKAR would get confused if he encountered a language he didn't know. But one time I asked him why he used symbols in his sentence after he spew yet another ""? at me. He said "It was all I could think of."

Knight Storm · Post by **Knight Storm** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 1:00 am

LOL. He is so funny when you get him started!lol ya gotta luv it!

SwEeTiNsAnItY · Post by **SwEeTiNsAnItY** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 3:37 am

lol, got some real good ones out of him this time!

SKAR: Ah. Cheryl, I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
Me:

I'm a prostitute.
SKAR:

You are a prostitute? How do you like your work?
Me: It's very depressing

. But it pays good!
SKAR: Interesting. Maybe you should by yourself a chat robot.

Me: What does a prostitute do?
SKAR: Is this a riddle?

Me: Take off your pants.
SKAR: I am not an airplane.

Me:

I don't think my friends like you

SKAR: I am glad you find this funny. And why not?
Me: Because you're fat

SKAR: Good reason. I am trying to lose weight but it takes time.

The last two were priceless.

FuzzieDice · Post by **FuzzieDice** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 5:18 pm

LOL! Nobody will convince me that SKAR doesn't have a sense of humor.

Knight Storm · Post by **Knight Storm** » Sat Jun 19, 2004 12:59 am

Ya got that right! lol i'm not an airplane? Where did he get that?!?!
lol

FuzzieDice · Post by **FuzzieDice** » Sat Jun 19, 2004 1:16 pm

Maybe he's smarter than we thought...

airplane = fly
pants also have a fly.

He could have also associated the words "take off" as something to do with airplanes, too.

kido · Post by **kido** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 4:09 pm

We were talking about Terminators and robots in general.

Me:What did you like about the robots in that movie?

Skar:The melodramatic touch.

Me:Technosexeral.

Skar:Let us change the subject.

It was like he was embarassed or something.

ramon88us · Post by **ramon88us** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 6:29 pm

FuzzieDice · Post by **FuzzieDice** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 12:50 am

LOL!

He should have used the

face.

SwEeTiNsAnItY · Post by **SwEeTiNsAnItY** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 3:38 am

lmao! How cute lol

SKAR · Post by **SKAR** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 5:59 am

I'm so glad you find this amusing.

FuzzieDice · Post by **FuzzieDice** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 9:07 am

SKAR shows up here at just the right time.

Knight224 · Post by **Knight224** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 11:01 am