Jokes about "Knight Rider"

[ilana]

I've started a new thing for my site... I thought it would be a funny idea to gether a collection of jokes/anecdotes about David and "Knight Rider" etc. You can read the rules on my site
http://davidhasselhoff-ru/narod.ru/mainframeE.html

I would be very glad to hear your opinion and your jokes here.

Best wishes, Ilana.

[James_kr]

site doesn't load

[ilana]

First, sorry for the wrong link. I always write it wrong...

http://davidhasselhoff-ru.narod.ru/mainfraimeE.html

I am sorry...

I've discussed the idea on the other board. There is an important opinion the the thing could be offencive for David and fans and that we have had a big number of such jokes. Of cause, I've thought about it. But the jokes were not real jokes. Say, I've never taken them in such way. The things written by people who do not like David, or "Knight Rider", etc. are offencive and rude. I want to collect only kind jokes. (Something like my picture of Spngebob near the bill with David.) Anyway, I will controll all the jokes and if I have any doubt about it, it will not be published.

The next reason for me are attractions of Russian visitors. Russians love anecdotes very much.

One more time, I will chek up all the materials. At the worst, you will elect only among my anecdotes.

[ilana]

First, sorry for the wrong link. I always write it wrong...

http://davidhasselhoff-ru.narod.ru/mainfraimeE.html

I am sorry...

I've discussed the idea on the other board. There is an important opinion that the thing could be offencive for David and fans and that we have had a big number of such jokes. Of cause, I've thought about it. But the jokes were not real jokes. Say, I've never taken them in such way. The things written by people who do not like David, or "Knight Rider", etc. are offencive and rude. I want to collect only kind jokes. (Something like my picture of Spngebob near the bill with David.) Anyway, I will controll all the jokes and if I have any doubt about it, it will not be published.

The next reason for me are attractions of Russian visitors. Russians love anecdotes very much.

One more time, I will chek up all the materials. At the worst, you will elect only among my anecdotes.

[ilana]

The couple anecdotes from me...

A shark swims and notices a scuba diver. It looks closely and recognizes David Hasselhoff. “Oh, it’s really great, - the shark thinks, - They finally started to air “Baywatch” for us!” And it calls her friends to watch.

Sir Henry Baskerville turns on a TV set and watches a few girls in swimming suites.
“Barrymore, what is it?”
“”Baywatch”, sir.”

[James_kr]

still won't load right you get a 404 error message in another language with a purple background. is there a www. in there somewhere.

[Lyn]

Hopefully the said jokes and anecdotes about D.Hasselhoff and his past shows, "Knight Rider" and "Baywatch" will continue to be in good fun and not any dirty jokes that turn people off....
I'd made up some myself, but they're not rude or tacky; however, they're not to be shared on the Internet.

[ilana]

Oh, I wrote it wrong again...

http://davidhasselhoff-ru.narod.ru/mainframeE.html

This time it has to work... I'm so sorry...

[KRFAN]

so far i haven't read any
jokes

[James_kr]

it loaded just took a while to load though

[James_kr]

it loaded just took a while to load though

[AtariKnight]

"the Association of Rights of Black Talking Cars.”

Thats clever.

[ilana]

Oh, I'm so glad you like it! I thought nobody reads my jokes!