...you talk to your wrist watch when no-one is looking.
...you believe wearing a leather jacket in summer is cool.
...you grow an afro, and excessive chest hair.
...you expect your car door to open for you.
...you confuse cruise control with Auto Cruise...
...and subsequently have to explain to the police officer why you were asleep at the wheel.
...whilst stuck behind lorries, you try to judge whether you can clear it with the turbo.
...at croquet matches you expect to see Devon Miles.
...you look for Bonnie at your local garage...
...and find her...
...but she's an alsatian. Who doesn't like you.
...you play the KR theme at parties, expecting people to "get down"...
...but they just "get high" instead.
...you have long, meaningful conversations with your car...
...then nearly crash when you realise you left the speaker phone on to your mother, who had listened to your entire debate on the "hard" issue of your sex life.
...you wish your home was a black semi.
...your interpretation of "Super Pursuit Mode" results in a hefty speeding fine.
...when a plane flies overhead, you
expect KITT to pass by your window.
...convinced your car is indestructible, you enter a demolition derby...
...and spend the next morning trying to convince your insurance company that you were involved in "multiple hit and runs".
...you answer the phone with "yo Devon!".
...you try and convince your clubbing friends that 80s music is cool. And fail.
...at dinner parties, when asked what you do, you reply that you work for the "Foundation for Law And Government" (with a wry smile)
Here is a dangerous world. The world, of the Knight Rider fan.
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If only they knew what we go through...
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(and yeah, I know I posted this over a year ago, but its still funny as hell
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