Caption Competition No 2 - 21st July 2004

[CB2001]

Here's another try from me.

Garth- I've got two questions for you, Michael. The first is, "Whacha been smokin'?" The second, "And can I have some?"

[TurbomanKnight]

Here's another try from me.

Garth- I've got two questions for you, Michael. The first is, "Whacha been smokin'?" The second, "And can I have some?"

Dude, Check This out!

Michael- "Hey Garth, gimme the keys for Goliath!

Garth- "You smoking the good Sh*t for having the (basket)balls to ask me a question like that.

Michael- "Yeah, This stuff is great. You got a pretty good stash back at your place.

Garth- "You went in my Condo and took my stash. That's the best smokes of all the lands. It took me years to track down. When I finally find it my Walking INsult went and took it! Goodbye MICHAEL KNIGHT! Goliath meet me out front!"

Michael- "You know im all stoned and all, but even I can tell thats just a Rolex watch."

Garth- "I thought you wouldn't realize because you took some of the finest smokes ever."

Michael- "What smokes? I was only Bluffing. Kitt you got all details of Garth's confession?"

Kitt- "Yeah, thats all the evidence we need!"

Garth- "You haven't seen the last of Garth Knight"

[Knight-Rider]

Garth: What are smiling for fool?

Michael: I just had a dream where I was a life guard with a hairy chest and women running in slow motion with there breast going up in down.

KITT: Calm down Michael I am only a computer not a miracle maker.

Garth: He is right, it is not like he can make you a recording star in europe.

Michael: Yea but a man can dream can't he.

[oppenca2]

Garthe: Hey, how do you keep your hair from getting frizzy in the humidity?

Michael: Thats easy! I use leave in spray.

Garthe: What kind?

Michael: Youll never know!!! HA Ha