There are THREE, count 'em, THREE different Hoff 'Pipex' promotional postcards!! I will attempt to get these scanned in for you ASAP (apologies if this is old news and has already been done.)
Postcard 1 features the Hoff in his leather jacket and Pipex t-shirt, giving a thumbs up. The Text reads:
Hoffermations!
Repeat daily in front of a reflective surface.
1. I am very good looking.
2. My chest hair is bountiful.
3. I have a lot of Hoff to give.
Postcard 2 is the 'Instant Hoff Fan Mail' card. It features three statements with multiple choice tick boxes for you to finish the statement;
Dear Hoff, I love you:
*so much
*so so much
*more than your entire back catalogue
My favourite thing about you is your:
*smile
*abundant chest hair
*hair hair
If I had the time I would:
*write you a song
*build you a shrine
*hang outside your house with binoculars
Then there is a 'Love from' and a blank space for you to sign your name.
Postcard 3 (my personal favourite) is a 'Colour in Hoff!' card. It is a plain white card with a black line drawing of topless Hoff. It is a colour-by-numbers picture, and allthough there are numbers all over the Hoff, they are all the same number: 1. The coulour guide reads:
1. Tahiti Brown
So, my UK friends, get yourself down to your local cinema and snap them up (I hope I've given you enough time). I myself got two sets of the three cards, so maybe after the cards are long since unavailable, I might be persuaded to part with a set.
WARNING: The postcard rack in my local cinema is past the point where the staff member checks your tickets. I can't speak for the layouts of all UK cinemas, but you may have to actually pay to see a film if you want to get your hands on the Hoff
