A man went to a Job Interview for a Job that required appiicants to be able to use a Keyboard/Computer and be Bi-Lingual. When He got there, the only other applicanat was a Cat. the guy said "You can't hire a cat-it doesn't know how to use a keyboard". The cat got on the Keyboard, typed the Preamble to the Constitution of the United States, sat down and said Meow. The guy then said "The cat doen't how to use a Computer". The Cat got a Spreadsheet off it, sat down and said Meow. The guy says "OK, that 's impressive, but you still can't hire a Cat-It's not bi-lingual". The cat came to the man and said "Ruff". I got that joke from Svengoolie, the host of a Popular Movie show called Svengoolie which airs Saturday Nights at 10/9c on Memorable Entertainment Television or Me-TV. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
