What If Knight Rider was a drug related comedy?

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What If Knight Rider was a drug related comedy?

Post by TurbomanKnight » Sun Jan 04, 2004 2:00 am

I think if Knight Rider was a drug related comedy you would see Michael with his seat back with a bottle of rum sleeping. Kitt is all abused. Weed bags all over the floor, with mcdonald's wrappers and condoms. Remember that F.L.A.G. pays for everything so there will be a lot of pimping going on.

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Post by lofer » Sun Jan 04, 2004 2:40 am

Maybe the theme of the Show can be "Sun Is Shining" by BOB MARLEY!!! :lol:
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Post by knightimmortal » Sun Jan 04, 2004 2:55 am

*smacks head* Oh dear lords, is this what we have come down to?

Somebody stop the world, I want to get off...

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Post by Michael Pajaro » Sun Jan 04, 2004 3:05 am

I'll hit the brake, we can step off together.
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Post by Benjamin Knight » Sun Jan 04, 2004 3:05 am

LOL... Drugs would make KR crappy... Why don't they make a KR MADTV why they are at it... Oh The FLAGsons (The Simpsons)... Oh my not Micheal And Bonnie (Will And Grace...)

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Post by Vchat20 » Sun Jan 04, 2004 6:15 am

Benjamin Knight wrote:LOL... Drugs would make KR crappy... Why don't they make a KR MADTV why they are at it... Oh The FLAGsons (The Simpsons)... Oh my not Micheal And Bonnie (Will And Grace...)


ROFL. those would be some weird and maybe interesting spinoffs.

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Post by TurbomanKnight » Sun Jan 04, 2004 2:24 pm

And one more thing Michael's eyes will be red.

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Post by knightimmortal » Sun Jan 04, 2004 5:21 pm

And my eyes will be rolled....

Mike, be ready to hit the brakes vewwy vewwy soon....

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Post by knightvision » Sun Jan 04, 2004 5:42 pm

Geez after 7 years of posting in threads about Knight Rider, this certainly takes the cake as the most screwed up What If? proposal I've ever heard...

*Steps aside with Mike and KI*

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Re: What If Knight Rider was a drug related comedy?

Post by Sith » Sun Jan 04, 2004 5:47 pm

TurbomanKnight wrote:with mcdonald's wrappers and condoms.


I misread that the first time. Thought you meant McDonalds made condoms.

The McCondom

Mind you, nothing would surprise me nowadays.

*ahem* Moving on... *steps aside*

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Post by KITT » Sun Jan 04, 2004 7:27 pm

if kr was a drug related comedy, 3/4 of us wouldn't be here.

and mcdonalds would market the mccondom with secret sauce.

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Post by Sith » Sun Jan 04, 2004 7:30 pm

KITT wrote:and mcdonalds would market the mccondom with secret sauce.

KITT


:lol: I'm staying well clear of commenting on that... tempting as it is...

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Post by KITT » Sun Jan 04, 2004 7:35 pm

i knew when i pressed that submit button that i might've gone a bit far.

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Post by jup » Sun Jan 04, 2004 8:17 pm

At least, we'd know where the "smoke screen" was coming from.

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Post by ramon88us » Sun Jan 04, 2004 8:20 pm

Hey dont lol jup.

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Post by KITT » Sun Jan 04, 2004 8:24 pm

he can if he wants.
he's jup. he's super jup.

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Post by neps » Sun Jan 04, 2004 8:28 pm

If Knight Rider was a drug related comedy, you would loose the whole purpose of the show. If you are trying to make it into something it is not, I think you are sadly missing the core of the show. If you want drug related comedy's look elsewhere, cause there are plenty to satisfy you. Using drugs is the opposite of what Knight Rider stood for.

And jup can lol cause he doesn't absue it constantly.

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Post by ramon88us » Sun Jan 04, 2004 8:29 pm

Why even call it Knight Rider if its a drug comedy.

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Post by EdwardKnoxII » Sun Jan 04, 2004 8:36 pm

Oh The FLAGsons (The Simpsons)...


I could see it now. Homer would be Michael, Bart would be Kitt, Lisa would be Bonnie, Grandpa Simpson would be Devon, and I guess Marge would be Stevie. :shock:

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Post by jup » Sun Jan 04, 2004 8:46 pm

Going on that...I say, "DOH!!!"

It's SO obvious. Cheech and Chong imitate Knight Rider. Now, THAT WOULD be *cool.

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Post by Benjamin Knight » Sun Jan 04, 2004 9:02 pm

Micheal And Bonnie (Will And Grace) And Other Two Would have to be Devon and RCIII... *shudders* I don't think so...

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Post by Vchat20 » Sun Jan 04, 2004 11:42 pm

Benjamin Knight wrote:Micheal And Bonnie (Will And Grace) And Other Two Would have to be Devon and RCIII... *shudders* I don't think so...


actually, thats got to be one of the most intelligent suggestions in this thread. just replace the current characters in Will & Grace with the KR characters as stated. really doesnt seem it would be too bad if you ask me.

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Post by KnightGoddess » Mon Jan 05, 2004 2:04 pm

Benjamin Knight wrote:LOL... Drugs would make KR crappy... Why don't they make a KR MADTV why they are at it... Oh The FLAGsons (The Simpsons)... Oh my not Micheal And Bonnie (Will And Grace...)



or it can be that flag 70's show they can all be in devon's basement token up in a circle kitt can be fez lol puleeeze :roll:

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Post by Benjamin Knight » Mon Jan 05, 2004 4:38 pm

FLAG 70's... That could work... Devon would have to the hippy Kelso like guy. That would be funny. Devon a old man, acting all cool... And RCIII would be the stupid guy... LOL Oh that would be funny!

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