Favorite KITT lines, comebacks etc

[johnbamber]

I'm watching "Good Day at White Rock", Michael was about to go rock climbing and KITT asked what he should do in the meantime. Michael said "Get some sun", so kit popped the roof... lol!

[crashb648]

in deadly manvavers:
Michael: "can we take a direct hit kitt?"
Kitt: "I don't think we want to find that out"

[MURDOCK]

Good day at white rock
End scene,drives of with the girl...puts kitt into auto pilot...starts kissing
Kitt. how far should i go
Michael. till one of us runs outta gas!
Something to that effect!
lol

[FuzzieDice]

I don't remember the episode name but it went something like this:

KITT: I walked into that one, didn't I?
Micheal: More like turbo-boosted!

[excalibur]

Knight of Phoenix -
Michael: You're about as much fun as a divorce.
Kitt: I want custody of me.

[Niggle Snoosh]

Knight of Phoenix -
Michael: You're about as much fun as a divorce.
Kitt: I want custody of me.

I Love that line

[Knight Racer]

Watching every episode 10 times I have so many that come to mind.One that i wathched recently was inside out a few months ago.

Inside Out

Kitt: Unless I'm mistaken,didn't Mr.Miles say that no law enforcement agen had ever returned from there?
Michael:That's right.
Kitt:I see....do you happen to know what happened to their cars?

[Sky_Blue_Civic]

Watching every episode 10 times I have so many that come to mind.One that i wathched recently was inside out a few months ago.

Inside Out

Kitt: Unless I'm mistaken,didn't Mr.Miles say that no law enforcement agen had ever returned from there?
Michael:That's right.
Kitt:I see....do you happen to know what happened to their cars?

LOL! I know what happened!They all became snacks for Goliath!

For some reason...I wish this scene was really in KR...
Goliath:KITT on a CRACKER! *Goliath sees KITT sitting on a cracker*
KITT:NOOOOO! *KITT Turbo Boosts as far away as possible*
(sorry I'm just bored,and everything seems funny to me right now!)

[knightdogg]

From the Rotten Apples

Kid: Man, you just knocked my socks off.
KITT: Put them back on. It gets cold at night.

[80sKnight]

From A Plush Ride:

Michael: Why didn't you beep me?
KITT: You said Mr. Redmond could be trusted.
Michael: Is that an example of your logic?
KITT: No, it's an example of yours.

[Knight316]

Knight of Phoenix -
Michael: You're about as much fun as a divorce.
Kitt: I want custody of me.

That's one of my favorite lines ever!

[KRAvengerII]

I don't remember the episode name but it went something like this:

KITT: I walked into that one, didn't I?
Micheal: More like turbo-boosted!

That's my sig, right there!

[FuzzieDice]

And I love that sig!

Wasn't it in the episode A Plush Ride where Michael comes out after getting gassed and KITT goes:

"Michael, where's your pants?"

[scottab21]

What always comes to mind is when KITT would tell Michael the exact calculated odss of making a jump, manuever, escape..etc , in which Michael would always reply with, "Never tell me the odds KITT, never tell me the odds", or "KITT gimme all ya got!" Gotta love the banter between the two, classic.

[cloudkitt]

My sig, for one.

I just love the way he says it, like why would Michael ever ask where he was? "I'm in your parking space Michael where else would I be?" hahahaha.

Also, pretty much every one of KITT's lines with Mighty Mouth in A Good Knight's Work.

[Niggle Snoosh]

A Good Day At White Rock:

Michael: Got any ideas?
KITT: I thought i would let you try first, it always makes you feel so much better on those rare occasions when you out think me.

Slammin' Sammy's Stunt Show Spectacular:

KITT: Really, but i still fail to see how these stars enhance my functional capabilities
Michael: That's not the point
KITT: Then what exactly is the point?
Michael: I don't think i could explain it to you so you'd undestand
KITT: Very weak reasoning
Michael: Alright..look!, either you get the stars or you get painted red, white and blue like all the other cars.... So which is it?
KITT: Keep pasting Michael, please keep pasting

[Sue]

This quote isn’t from KITT, but I had written it down because I thought it was both fitting and funny.
If I didn’t already have a sig, this would be it...

“This circus has no real value except to the people who love it, the people who struggle to keep it alive in a world of paid TV, satellite dishes, and Michael Jackson concerts.”
-Circus Knight

[Niggle Snoosh]

Trust Doesn't Rust

The security guard isn't around and Michael is suspicious
Michael: That's funny
KITT: Funny? I sense no source of amusement.

[Niggle Snoosh]

I've just been watching 'Inside out' from season 1 and i forgot how good that one was, it also has a treasure trove of cool lines. (although not all featuring KITT). I was particulary enjoyed the seldom seen KITT & Devon banter

in the opening moments two cops clock KITT travelling over 225 mph in the distance and get the honour of him turbo boosting over them.
Cop 1: What was that?
Cop2: (rather bemused) A Pontiac

Bonnie: There's only one thing wrong with this car.
Michael: I Know...
Bonnie & Michael: The nut behind the wheel
Michael: Very funny
after which Michael gets in KITT and..
Micheal: I wonder if there's a real woman under those overalls or just a robot
KITT: Under the overalls she is 168 cm tall, 54kg in weight, other measurements (refering to bust) 97cm, 61..
Michael: KITT
KITT: Yes Michael
Michael: Shutup

KITT: Michael
Michael: Yes KITT
KITT: I've been wondering about something
MIchael: (jesting) Nuclear Physics

someone has already mentioned the following

Kitt: Unless I'm mistaken,didn't Mr.Miles say that no law enforcement agen had ever returned from there?
Michael:That's right.
Kitt:I see....do you happen to know what happened to their cars?

but moments later

KITT: Michael, had you considered parking me out here?
Michael: No KITT
KITT: I didn't think so

Michael: Maybe I can get something from the girl
KITT: I wouldn't touch that line with a 10ft drive shaft
Michael: What's that supposed to mean
KITT: Merely that you always seem to use our assignments as a covienient springboard for your social life
Michael: Don't be ridiculous, that girl's a source of information. Thats all.
KITT: I've heard that one before

Michael: Uh-oh
KITT: Trouble?
Michael: yeah don't worry, I'll distract her
KITT: I'll bet

Linda: Michael Knight, that's a nice name
Michael: I'm getting used to it

Devon: Dune buggies?, beanie bags?
KITT: No, bean bags, a beanie is a small head covering which...
Devon: I can speak english KITT
KITT: Yes sir and spendidly

Devon: That's absolutely unbelievable.. and Michael's quite certain of this?
KITT: I am... Would you like me to give you a 40 point cross index statistical read out
Devon: Good Lord No!, It's 2.00am

Devon: Tell Michael we'll be ready and tell him good show
KITT: Ahem
Devon: And you too KITT
KITT: Thank you sir, KITT signing off
Devon: Thank god