If KITT was made by microsoft

FuzzieDice · Post by **FuzzieDice** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:48 am

This is funny... just imagine if KITT was a Microsoft product! If you think this is bad, read this:

http://tinyurl.com/ew7m6

My favorite is that they would have to press the 'start' button to shut off the engine!

KRFAN · Post by **KRFAN** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:07 am

lol liked everyone

HungarianKnight · Post by **HungarianKnight** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:15 pm

You would have to double-click the Turbo Boost button FIVE miles before the road block to get Kitt jumping...

Kitt's voice would be Microsoft Sam instead of William Daniels...

The well-known System Malfunction error would be replaced with a "blue death" screen...

The buttons Power, Normal, Auto and Pursuit would be replaced with Start, Crtl, Alt and Del...

Juggernaut30 · Post by **Juggernaut30** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:25 pm

Everytime you push the Turbo..................

And sometimes.........

Markus

Squirrel3D · Post by **Squirrel3D** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:31 pm

The moment you activate skiing.....you get the blue screen of doom!!!!

rofl

FuzzieDice · Post by **FuzzieDice** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:56 pm

you guys are a riot!

Or, how about this:

I can't take credit for this one. I think someone here may have posted it in another thread. Hilarious just the same.

Juggernaut30 · Post by **Juggernaut30** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 5:04 pm

LOL.........

Markus

James_kr · Post by **James_kr** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 9:04 pm

They are all great LOL! I can see Michael on the phone to devon in netmeeting and a popup for you are the 1000th person to go on this website pops up.

LadyV2000 · Post by **LadyV2000** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:17 pm

James_kr wrote:They are all great LOL! I can see Michael on the phone to devon in netmeeting and a popup for you are the 1000th person to go on this website pops up.

Better yet: "CLICK HERE TO WIN A FREE iPOD"

TurbomanKnight · Post by **TurbomanKnight** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:36 pm

The airbag system would say “Are you sure?” before going off.

LMAO

FuzzieDice · Post by **FuzzieDice** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:40 pm

Or, Michael goes to a web site to look up something and it ends up Porn! Imagine what KITT would say!

Or Micheal's email gets spammed....

beatlemyn · Post by **beatlemyn** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:50 pm

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great!

Major Ursa · Post by **Major Ursa** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:52 pm

Bonnie would have to call Bill Gates for tech support

J-Knight · Post by **J-Knight** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 5:43 am

Or when Bonnie requires the original team that built KITT for Junk Yard Dog, Bill would be one of them

pbryant_knight · Post by **pbryant_knight** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:31 pm

or.......

three weeks after first driving KITT michael tries to activate KITTs surveilance mode when he is prompted with the message "you must upgrade your software to utilise this option, please click on the link below for purchase options"

Peter

lordvader · Post by **lordvader** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:03 pm

pbryant_knight wrote:or.......

three weeks after first driving KITT michael tries to activate KITTs surveilance mode when he is prompted with the message "you must upgrade your software to utilise this option, please click on the link below for purchase options"

Peter

And when KITT upgrades his software he is prompted with a message saying "For all of the updates to take affect, you must restart the system."

Just thought I'd add that.

Radicalas · Post by **Radicalas** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:21 pm

And the KITT name then must be Microsoft Industries New Technology (Windows NT) - M.I.N.T., and the name of Michael Knight then would be Michael Microsoft or Michael Gates.

Juggernaut30 · Post by **Juggernaut30** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:16 pm

In the pilot,Michael didn`t get a shoot in his face.He`s get a cream pie in his face!

Markus

pbryant_knight · Post by **pbryant_knight** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:49 am

or a wad of cash in the face from Bills hefty wallet

jup · Post by **jup** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:07 am

On the positive upswing, Michael wouldn't be forced to play primitive Pac-Man and Auto Racing. He'd probably become a heavy gamer with the latest Halo edition.

FuzzieDice · Post by **FuzzieDice** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:21 am

Radicalas wrote:And the KITT name then must be Microsoft Industries New Technology (Windows NT) - M.I.N.T., and the name of Michael Knight then would be Michael Microsoft or Michael Gates.

No, his name would be "Bob" as in "Microsoft Bob"

Juggernaut30 wrote:In the pilot,Michael didn`t get a shoot in his face.He`s get a cream pie in his face!

Good one!

jup · Post by **jup** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:11 am

I wonder how compatable (or superior) KITT would be to ANY Windows interface.

trooper TK-WHA?? · Post by **trooper TK-WHA??** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 6:24 am

In Super Pursuit Mode,just as Michael is about to evade the Juggernaut,a message pops up:
WARNING!Super Pursuit Mode has made an illegal operation and must be shut down.
Send error report?
[Send] [Don't send]

jup · Post by **jup** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:30 am

At almost any predictable tension moment, a background program will pop forth and demand that the user needs to either interact with it and/or needs to read about what ever is happening, thus overriding the necessary function trying to be used and (once again) forces the MBS to be THE ONLY line of defense against certain death and total destruction.

And, of course, being the high tech., in touch with every communication medium that KITT is, Michael would almost certainly be bombarded with friendly chatters who find his IM always active. "KITT. Give me everythi...*CHIME*...Ugh...I never should have given that kid my IM nick. 'I'm a little busy right now.'" "Can we chat? I'm a little bored." KITT: "Incoming missile, Michael." Michael: "This is not a good time to chat." Chat window: "Today, I made a craft at school. It's the most awesome..."

FuzzieDice · Post by **FuzzieDice** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:11 am

Reminds me of in the pilot when he was trying to keep Buddy's hands off KITT's controls!