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K.I.T.T. Comeback Quotes/Favorite Lines

Post by kittisawsome787 » Mon May 10, 2021 1:42 pm

Here are some of mine:
K.I.T.T.: On the contrary, instead of being a problem ridden prototype, I'm the new and improved model.
K.I.T.T.: I wouldn't touch that with a 10ft drive shaft.
K.I.T.T.: Really, some people are simply too much.
K.I.T.T.: Some people
Michael: I know buddy I know. Did he do any damage?
K.I.T.T.: To me? You must be jesting. Perhaps with some plastique, a jack hammer, and a diamond-edged haxal he would a have a chance of throwing out a circuit or two, but damage?
I love K.I.T.T.! 8) :kitt:

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Some of the Best Lines and Comebacks in TV History.

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Post by Knight Racer » Fri Jun 04, 2021 9:12 pm

K.I.T.T.: Can Michael Jackson moonwalk? (Junk Yard Dog)
K.I.T.T.: Please Michael, I'm the Knight Industries Two Thousand. Not a tomato on wheels. (knight sting) 5 years later Kitt is a tomato on wheels yet again in knight rider 200 as kift.
K.I.T.T.: Now there's only one dumb bell on my hood. (dead of knight)

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Post by james olden » Fri Jun 04, 2021 10:42 pm

(Silent Knight) (Season 2)
Kitt : that’s a phone and I’m not a booth

(Good day at white rock) (Season 1)
Kitt : dog go away I said go away dog (good day at white rock)

(Knight Racer) (Season 3)
Kitt : Michael sometimes you really know how to hurt a guy that car isn’t fit to shine by bumper.

(Knight Strike) (Season 3)
Old man : I think I got whip lash
Kitt : whiplash my cpu
Kitt : Michael that mans lying
Kitt : I did not hit that guy
Michael : not now kitt not now

(Blind Spot) (Season 2)
Michael : Alright, I was told to wait in the mall. You wait here. The foreman'll come by and drop the evidence in the window in about two minutes.
Kitt : Now I'm a mobile mailbox !
Michael : Boy, you're touchy. What did you do, wake up on the wrong side of the garage this morning?
Kitt : Very funny.
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Post by kittisawsome787 » Sat Jun 05, 2021 8:50 am

This is from Trust Doesn't Rust:
K.A.R.R.: You waste your time my twin, you cannot triumph over a prototype. Desist from your pursuit, you will be damaged.
K.I.T.T.: K.A.R.R., I didn't know you cared.
Shots fired!

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Post by kittisawsome787 » Sat Jun 05, 2021 9:17 am

This is Goliath after Michael and K.I.T.T. were left in the desert in pieces and K.I.T.T. is badly damaged:
K.I..T.T.(weakly): I'm afraid we zinged where we should have zagged Michael.
Love that!

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Post by kittisawsome787 » Sat Jun 05, 2021 11:41 am

This is also from the Rotten Apples:
K.I.T.T.: Well?
Kid: Hey dude, I'm from 125th Street, I don't impress easy.
K.I.T.T.: Oh really, well we'll just see about that.
Later on...
K.I.T.T.: What does the 125th Street kid have to say now?
Kid: Whoa.
Presses buttons
K.I.T.T.: Don't press the eject button!
Kid: Oh come on man!
Presses the eject button and gets ejected. The other kids run to him.
Kid: Impressive.

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Post by kittisawsome787 » Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:00 pm

This is also from Goliath, I just love how Michael ticked off Garthe!
Michael: Haven't you heard the old average never bet against a winner?
Garthe: In the end you will lose, in the end you're gonna be mine.
Michael: Now it's time to cash in huh? Say hi to your mom.
OHHHHHHHH SNAAAAAAAAP! Shots Fired!

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Post by james olden » Tue Jun 08, 2021 4:20 am

james olden wrote:
Fri Jun 04, 2021 10:42 pm
(Silent Knight) (Season 2)
Kitt : that’s a phone and I’m not a booth

(Good day at white rock) (Season 1)
Kitt : dog go away I said go away dog (good day at white rock)

(Knight Racer) (Season 3)
Kitt : Michael sometimes you really know how to hurt a guy that car isn’t fit to shine by bumper.

(Knight Strike) (Season 3)
Old man : hey why don’t you look where you going
Kitt : I haven’t moved a inch
Old woman : I think I got whip lash
Kitt : whiplash my cpu
Old man : you calling my wife names
Kitt : Michael that mans lying
Kitt : I did not strike that mans car
Michael : not now please kitt not now

(Blind Spot) (Season 2)
Michael : Alright, I was told to wait in the mall. You wait here. The foreman'll come by and drop the evidence in the window in about two minutes.
Kitt : Now I'm a mobile mailbox !
Michael : Boy, you're touchy. What did you do, wake up on the wrong side of the garage this morning?
Kitt : Very funny.
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Post by james olden » Tue Jun 08, 2021 5:57 pm

This might be off topics but i use to always love and laugh at michael knight insulting the bad guys,its like every time he finally defeats the bad guys towards the end of the episode he insults them lol. these was my favorite michael knight comeback/insults.


Buy out /season 3
Michael Knight : Come on out,hey I got a truck for you it’s big,it’s gray,got these nice little bars on the windows,oh yeah it’s got some fancy printing on the side that says department of corrections you’ll love the view (the way michael gives him a dirty side look lol)

Circus Knight/Season 3
Right before Michael throws the bad guy over his shoulder he tells him
Michael Knight : You always wanted to be in a circus let’s see you fly

Many happy returns/season 4
Michael Knight : you’re not much,but you’re the only birthday present I got except for the cupcake

Good day at white rock/season 1
Biker guy : I don’t know how you did that nobody makes a full out of me
Michael Knight : is that a fact
Biker guy : yeah
Michael Knight : you and your buddies must’ve watched too many bad movies on tv when you were kids
Biker guy : why is that
Michael Knight : cause your acts not only lousy,man it’s 10 years out of date. You can’t be for real
Biker guy : oh ok for real,I’m scorpion hilly,this is stinger,you’re about to be the stingee
Michael Knight : before or after the commercial.

Nobody does it better/season 1
Michael Knight : you know Devon was wrong,we got lots to talk about

Burial ground/season 4
Michael Knight : we’re your going you’re going to end up with all the land you’re ever going need eight by eight cell no digging allowed

Hills of fire/season 4
Michael Knight : arsons a nasty habit,but prison can also burn you out.
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Post by Knight Racer » Wed Jun 09, 2021 8:10 am

kittisawsome787 wrote:
Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:00 pm
This is also from Goliath, I just love how Michael ticked off Garthe!
Michael: Haven't you heard the old average never bet against a winner?
Garthe: In the end you will lose, in the end you're gonna be mine.
Michael: Now it's time to cash in huh? Say hi to your mom.
OHHHHHHHH SNAAAAAAAAP! Shots Fired!
It's not average, it's adage. I had to look it up first time I heard it was on this show.

An adage is something which people often say and which expresses a general truth about some aspect of life. 

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Post by kittisawsome787 » Thu Jun 17, 2021 10:41 am

Thank you for the quick info and correction Knight Racer!

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Post by kittisawsome787 » Fri Jun 18, 2021 7:08 pm

Another Line, but you have to guess the episode and see how much do you know about the show:
Michael: I wonder if there is a real woman under those overalls or just a robot.
K.I.T.T.: Under the overalls she is 168cm tall, 54kg in weight, other measurements 97cm, 61...
Michael: K.I.T.T.
K.I.T.T.: Yes Michael?
Michael: Shut up.

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Post by Knight Racer » Fri Jun 18, 2021 11:10 pm

Inside Out from season one. Wonder why he gave the readout that way in centimeters instead of feet and inches, and pounds instead of kilo.

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Post by kittisawsome787 » Fri Jul 02, 2021 8:08 am

Knight Racer wrote:
Fri Jun 18, 2021 11:10 pm
Inside Out from season one. Wonder why he gave the readout that way in centimeters instead of feet and inches, and pounds instead of kilo.
Correct :mrgreen: and I don't know. :?:

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Post by kittisawsome787 » Sat Jul 10, 2021 3:53 pm

kittisawsome787 wrote:
Fri Jul 02, 2021 8:08 am
Knight Racer wrote:
Fri Jun 18, 2021 11:10 pm
Inside Out from season one. Wonder why he gave the readout that way in centimeters instead of feet and inches, and pounds instead of kilo.
Correct :mrgreen: and I don't know. :?:
Because the metric system is used in the world of science, and the guys who made Knight Rider wanted K.I.T.T. to be a smart alec car.

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Post by kittisawsome787 » Sat Jul 10, 2021 5:57 pm

Another K.I.T.T. quote, guess the episode:
K.I.T.T.: I did, and unless you want to a similar fate madam, I suggest you keep your ample derriere off my hood!

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