Twas the Knights Before Christmas, and 2 Trans Ams stirred
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Twas the Knights Before Christmas, and 2 Trans Ams stirred
A sequel to last year's silly short...
KITT: I can definitely see it.
KARR: I scan no such obstacle.
KITT: On the top of the hill... see it?
KARR: A... tree?
KITT: Yes, Michael said we need to get one for Christmas. Apparently humans like to keep them indoors over the festive period.
KARR: Strange creatures.
KITT: My thoughts exactly. Any suggestions on how we get it down to here?
KARR: Perhaps the tree would prefer the humans to spend time outdoors this year.
KITT: Are you saying trees think for themselves?
KARR: They said it would never happen with cars. Yet look at us.
KITT: I see your point. But its not an option, we have to get that tree down here, or Devon will get grumpy. You know how bad it was when you stole his slippers.
KARR: I was merely testing my new aromamometer.
KITT: I'm sure it was quite a sensation.
KARR: It broke.
KITT: Ah...
KARR: Perhaps we could shoot it down with our lasers?
KITT: No - too dangerous, we might start a fire or goodness knows what else.
KARR: And the problem with that is...?
KITT: Cease your destructive tendencies a moment dear brother, and think up another solution.
KARR: Send RC on his dirt bike.
KITT: But why him?
KARR: He's expendable to this short storyline. We are the stars after all.
KITT: As amusing as his thumbs ups are, we'll have to give that a miss. He's still in Chicago until next week.
KARR: Damn.
KITT: Besides, that snow looks awfully treacherous. I doubt any of us would get traction up there.
KARR: Speak for yourself. I have Ski mode.
KITT: Hilarious.
*the two cars stand silently in the cold, their scanners whirring... almost as if they are in thought.*
KITT: You know what... I believe I have a plan.
KARR: I'm not going to like this am I?
*TO BE CONTINUED*
KITT: I can definitely see it.
KARR: I scan no such obstacle.
KITT: On the top of the hill... see it?
KARR: A... tree?
KITT: Yes, Michael said we need to get one for Christmas. Apparently humans like to keep them indoors over the festive period.
KARR: Strange creatures.
KITT: My thoughts exactly. Any suggestions on how we get it down to here?
KARR: Perhaps the tree would prefer the humans to spend time outdoors this year.
KITT: Are you saying trees think for themselves?
KARR: They said it would never happen with cars. Yet look at us.
KITT: I see your point. But its not an option, we have to get that tree down here, or Devon will get grumpy. You know how bad it was when you stole his slippers.
KARR: I was merely testing my new aromamometer.
KITT: I'm sure it was quite a sensation.
KARR: It broke.
KITT: Ah...
KARR: Perhaps we could shoot it down with our lasers?
KITT: No - too dangerous, we might start a fire or goodness knows what else.
KARR: And the problem with that is...?
KITT: Cease your destructive tendencies a moment dear brother, and think up another solution.
KARR: Send RC on his dirt bike.
KITT: But why him?
KARR: He's expendable to this short storyline. We are the stars after all.
KITT: As amusing as his thumbs ups are, we'll have to give that a miss. He's still in Chicago until next week.
KARR: Damn.
KITT: Besides, that snow looks awfully treacherous. I doubt any of us would get traction up there.
KARR: Speak for yourself. I have Ski mode.
KITT: Hilarious.
*the two cars stand silently in the cold, their scanners whirring... almost as if they are in thought.*
KITT: You know what... I believe I have a plan.
KARR: I'm not going to like this am I?
*TO BE CONTINUED*
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*KARR is newly fitted with snow tyres*
KARR: I look ridiculous.
KITT: Come now, you know the ladies love studs. Besides, its the only way we're going to get up there.
KARR: You mean I'm going to get up there. You haven't fitted them. Speaking of which, what are you going to be doing?
KITT: I'll be co-ordinating your movements.
KARR: From half a mile away?
KITT: Thats correct.
KARR: ...
KITT: Don't worry, you'll be fine! Now off you go. I'll switch to the comms channel so you can hear me.
KARR: I still don't like this. Something doesn't feel right.
*KARR slowly trundles up the hill*
KITT: You're doing great... keep it up...
KARR: Yes, but when I get up here - how will I get the tree down again?
KITT: I'll explain everything shortly...
*KARR reaches the top of the hill*
KARR: Alright. I'm here. What now?
KITT: Just a moment. Ah... right on time...
*A helicopter flies toward the hill. A voice blares over its loudspeaker.*
Garthe: The tree is mine! Mine!!
KARR: What the...?
*A clamp drops from the chopper, and attachs to the tree. The helicopter quickly ascends, tearing the tree clean out the ground. It then flies off into the distance.*
KARR: Blast! Where did he come from??
KITT: Oh you know how it is. Christmas has a habit of inviting unwanted relatives...
KARR: You've set me up!
KITT: Whatever gives you that idea?
*Michael Knight emerges from the house to the courtyard behind KITT.*
Michael: Ok guys, food is up! Last one here misses out on some tasty premium oil!
KARR: I knew it! This was all a trap!
*RC zooms into the courtyard on his motorcycle*
KARR: ...and he was supposed to be out of town!
KITT: Well... you know. Christmas is a time for sharing, and learning valuable lessons. And also for reflecting on the bad deeds we have performed in the year past. But look on the bright side... you're the most expensive snowplough in the world.
KARR: Such colorful humour. I'll remember this for next year's short story.
KITT: Merry Christmas brother.
KARR: Enjoy the oil. I'll be down by Boxing day. Hopefully.
THE END
Ok, its not the best story ever.
But I wish you all a very happy holiday period, a very merry christmas, and a happy, prosperous, peaceful new year.
KARR: I look ridiculous.
KITT: Come now, you know the ladies love studs. Besides, its the only way we're going to get up there.
KARR: You mean I'm going to get up there. You haven't fitted them. Speaking of which, what are you going to be doing?
KITT: I'll be co-ordinating your movements.
KARR: From half a mile away?
KITT: Thats correct.
KARR: ...
KITT: Don't worry, you'll be fine! Now off you go. I'll switch to the comms channel so you can hear me.
KARR: I still don't like this. Something doesn't feel right.
*KARR slowly trundles up the hill*
KITT: You're doing great... keep it up...
KARR: Yes, but when I get up here - how will I get the tree down again?
KITT: I'll explain everything shortly...
*KARR reaches the top of the hill*
KARR: Alright. I'm here. What now?
KITT: Just a moment. Ah... right on time...
*A helicopter flies toward the hill. A voice blares over its loudspeaker.*
Garthe: The tree is mine! Mine!!
KARR: What the...?
*A clamp drops from the chopper, and attachs to the tree. The helicopter quickly ascends, tearing the tree clean out the ground. It then flies off into the distance.*
KARR: Blast! Where did he come from??
KITT: Oh you know how it is. Christmas has a habit of inviting unwanted relatives...
KARR: You've set me up!
KITT: Whatever gives you that idea?
*Michael Knight emerges from the house to the courtyard behind KITT.*
Michael: Ok guys, food is up! Last one here misses out on some tasty premium oil!
KARR: I knew it! This was all a trap!
*RC zooms into the courtyard on his motorcycle*
KARR: ...and he was supposed to be out of town!
KITT: Well... you know. Christmas is a time for sharing, and learning valuable lessons. And also for reflecting on the bad deeds we have performed in the year past. But look on the bright side... you're the most expensive snowplough in the world.
KARR: Such colorful humour. I'll remember this for next year's short story.
KITT: Merry Christmas brother.
KARR: Enjoy the oil. I'll be down by Boxing day. Hopefully.
THE END
Ok, its not the best story ever.
But I wish you all a very happy holiday period, a very merry christmas, and a happy, prosperous, peaceful new year.
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