What's your favorite random line from any KR?
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Re: What's your favorite random line from any KR?
From KR08:
Mike: "Gee, KITT, I never knew you could scream like a girl!"
From TOS:
Michael: "Whaddya say we play a little hookie?"
KITT: "Oh, this DOES feel good!"
Mike: "Gee, KITT, I never knew you could scream like a girl!"
From TOS:
Michael: "Whaddya say we play a little hookie?"
KITT: "Oh, this DOES feel good!"
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Re: What's your favorite random line from any KR?
Nobody does it better
KITT: It looks likes he's going to ram us.
TURBO BOOST
Michael:Yahhh
KITT: If i had nerves that would have been nerv racking.
KITT: It looks likes he's going to ram us.
TURBO BOOST
Michael:Yahhh
KITT: If i had nerves that would have been nerv racking.
Michael:“KITT I NEED YAH!”
Kitt:“ON MY WAY MICHAEL!”
Kitt:“ON MY WAY MICHAEL!”
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Hey dued that TA looks a little light in the the horses
Michael: "Ahh that's because he's a jumper"
Michael: "Ahh that's because he's a jumper"
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Knight Of The Phoenix PT2
Michael : You are about as much fun as a divorce, which isn't a bad idea!
K.I.T.T: Well I'll have custody of me.
Michael : You are about as much fun as a divorce, which isn't a bad idea!
K.I.T.T: Well I'll have custody of me.
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Re: What's your favorite random line from any KR?
out of the woods
ellen whitby;"there's no driver!"
micheal;"he's there,you just cant see him"
ellen whitby;"there's no driver!"
micheal;"he's there,you just cant see him"
michael;i've got a problem.
devon;my dear boy,dont be so modest,you have a wide range of problems.
devon;my dear boy,dont be so modest,you have a wide range of problems.
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Re: What's your favorite random line from any KR?
I like that one!peterp&j wrote:out of the woods
ellen whitby;"there's no driver!"
micheal;"he's there,you just cant see him"
Kitt has so many great lines (Kitticisms), I can't really choose, but I would add:
"Next time you're having trouble, just ask me - I know exactly who I am", from 'Just My Bill'
or
"Could your 1956 Chevrolet go into surveillance mode?", from 'Forget Me Not'
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"Michael, what on Earth are those bells? And what on Earth is that thing with people hanging in on it?" - KITT, upon seeing his first cable car. I don't know why, but I found it really funny, probably because of Daniels' delivery.
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KI3T: Mike, Why did that guy refer to me as monotone guy?
Mike: Because he is a douche KITT.
Mike: Because he is a douche KITT.
Re: What's your favorite random line from any KR?
haha some great ones. The argument in front of the bar in the pilot is pure gold!
Lately, I've been on this kick where I've been saying goodbye to my friends with the ol' MK's "straight ahead huh!" *points at person*
Lately, I've been on this kick where I've been saying goodbye to my friends with the ol' MK's "straight ahead huh!" *points at person*
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^KR08 Pilot?
I dont remember that?
I dont remember that?
"See ladies,what happens in Vegas,stays in...KITT"
"Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing"
"Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing"
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It's from a few random episodes of TOS, towards the end of the episode when MK says goodbye to the helpee of the week, he'd say "straight ahead" and points then drives off or something similar.
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Oh ok,now I gotcha
"See ladies,what happens in Vegas,stays in...KITT"
"Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing"
"Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing"
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My other favorite line from Billy is from the Knight to King's Pawn:
They are sitting at a table trying to find K.I.T.T and Billy says "I can't do this from my laptop" and Zoe says "I know where we can go" and Billy says "No No No No No No" Just the way he says it is so funny. He now the no no man lol.
They are sitting at a table trying to find K.I.T.T and Billy says "I can't do this from my laptop" and Zoe says "I know where we can go" and Billy says "No No No No No No" Just the way he says it is so funny. He now the no no man lol.
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Knight Rider TOS: Brother's Keeper
K.I.T.T.: How did it go, Michael?
Michael Knight: Fenton's definitely our man. But he sure plays a mean game of chess.
K.I.T.T.: Chess, the two of you played chess?
Michael Knight: No, I mean the man's got ice in his veins.
K.I.T.T.: Oh dear, that does sound serious.
Actually sounds funnier if you watch it yourself.
K.I.T.T.: How did it go, Michael?
Michael Knight: Fenton's definitely our man. But he sure plays a mean game of chess.
K.I.T.T.: Chess, the two of you played chess?
Michael Knight: No, I mean the man's got ice in his veins.
K.I.T.T.: Oh dear, that does sound serious.
Actually sounds funnier if you watch it yourself.
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knight of a thousand devils
Devon: It looks like a carefully constructed trainwreck
RC3: come on boss you gotta stop putting down my wheels.
Devon: It looks like a carefully constructed trainwreck
RC3: come on boss you gotta stop putting down my wheels.
Booonnnnnzzzzaaaaaiii!!!!!!!! As michael turbo boosts to score the extra point. His face is so funny when he yells this and when he hits turbo boost his eyes get huge and he flies back into the seat
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I'm pretty sure this is from Knightmares...
Michael: Stop argueing children. (To K.I.T.T. and Mighty Mouth.)
Michael: Stop argueing children. (To K.I.T.T. and Mighty Mouth.)
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That quote's from A Good Knight's Work Benson. Knightmares is the episode where Michael loses his memory.
Speaking of which, a good line from that episode comes after KITT offers to use his Chemical Analyzer to check the wallet that Cara gave to Michael. In response to seeing the device for the first time since losing his memory, Michael says; "No thanks, I don't smoke."
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Speaking of which, a good line from that episode comes after KITT offers to use his Chemical Analyzer to check the wallet that Cara gave to Michael. In response to seeing the device for the first time since losing his memory, Michael says; "No thanks, I don't smoke."
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KITT VS KARR........................................SO MUCH FOR WISHFUL THINKING!!!!!
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Michael: "Stop arguing children!" (Talking to KITT and Mighty Mouth)
From the episode: A Good Knight's Work
From the episode: A Good Knight's Work
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Knight Rider TOS: Blind Spot
KITT: My worst nightmares are being realized, Michael -- I can see me now -- tin cans, TV dinners, garbage can lids....
KITT: My worst nightmares are being realized, Michael -- I can see me now -- tin cans, TV dinners, garbage can lids....
KITT: My worst nightmares are being realized, Michael -- I can see me now -- tin cans, TV dinners, garbage can lids....
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Re: What's your favorite random line from any KR?
KENT - I hope she isn't expecting the truth. When a picture's going down the tube, there are a thousand versions of why.
MICHAEL - Well, I'd be interested in yours.
KENT - You mean, who might be sabotaging this movie? Oh, no more that half the studio. This is tinsel town, Mr. Knight. The place where massive egos collide; where people get a kick out of seeing their friends fail; where ten thousand 'mourners' show up at a producer's funeral to make sure the bastard is really dead. Take it from me, you've waded into a pool of sharks. Could I tell you stories!
MICHAEL - Yeah, but you didn't tell me the story I need.
KENT - Well, I'm sorry. I've done my best to tell you how the game is played.
MICHAEL - Whoever tried to kill Liz Preston isn't playing a game. And neither am I.
Fright Knight (priceless episode)
MICHAEL - Well, I'd be interested in yours.
KENT - You mean, who might be sabotaging this movie? Oh, no more that half the studio. This is tinsel town, Mr. Knight. The place where massive egos collide; where people get a kick out of seeing their friends fail; where ten thousand 'mourners' show up at a producer's funeral to make sure the bastard is really dead. Take it from me, you've waded into a pool of sharks. Could I tell you stories!
MICHAEL - Yeah, but you didn't tell me the story I need.
KENT - Well, I'm sorry. I've done my best to tell you how the game is played.
MICHAEL - Whoever tried to kill Liz Preston isn't playing a game. And neither am I.
Fright Knight (priceless episode)
Michael: Kitt what matters to me is who you are not what you look like. Sure we don't have the car so we can't turbo boost so we can't go over 200 miles an hour but it was all icing on the cake anyway
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KOTP Pilot Episode: The late 'Richard Basehart' R.I.P. (Wilton Knight)
"You were spared to lead a great fight, don't turn away in fear.
One man can make a difference, and you are going to be that man."
For me, this paticular line has always held the most "power" and IMO sums up the entire series. Everytime I watch the Pilot episode and this scene comes up, I get a little chill shooting up the back of my neck and feel a scence of pride. IMO, still some of the best acting I've seen to date.
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"You were spared to lead a great fight, don't turn away in fear.
One man can make a difference, and you are going to be that man."
For me, this paticular line has always held the most "power" and IMO sums up the entire series. Everytime I watch the Pilot episode and this scene comes up, I get a little chill shooting up the back of my neck and feel a scence of pride. IMO, still some of the best acting I've seen to date.
BTW, my first post here, and just wanted to say hello to everyone.
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My Favorites come from KITT VS. KARR(KR:TOS)
KITT:"I saw him explode, You saw him explode!!"
Michael: "Then What was That?"
KARR:"A Pacemaker-WELL, WELL, WELL!!!"
KITT:"I saw him explode, You saw him explode!!"
Michael: "Then What was That?"
KARR:"A Pacemaker-WELL, WELL, WELL!!!"
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Re: What's your favorite random line from any KR?
Brother's Keeper
Kitt: I must say, Michael, this adventure does have a certian appeal.
Michael: Yeah, I see what you mean. (after looking at the model)
Kitt: Think of it. We're fugitives of a sort. Desperados on the lamb. (?) We must be extremely careful; if we're captured, we could end up on a chain gang.
Michael: Chain gang? That's the 30's, pal. I'd end up in the pen, stamping license plates. And I'd probably be making them out of pieces of you.
Kitt: They wouldn't take me alive.
Silent Knight
Tino: Uncle Stephano's? Really?
Michael: Yeah, really.
Tino: Hey that's great. Thanks!
Michael: You got much?
Tino: Nah. Hardly anything. (next scene shows Michael litterally cramming stuff into Kitt's trunk)
Kitt: Really, Michael, this is outrageous.
Micheal: Come on, Kitt, where's your Christmas spirit?
Kitt: Gone. I'd like to see you deck the halls if some mud-covered moppet was filling your trunk with junk. (Tino comes up with a phone in his hands and Kitt slams his trunk shut.)
Michael: *laughs*
Kitt: Absolutely not. I must draw the line somewhere and that monstrosity is it.
Tino: What are you talking about? This is an art object.
Kitt: That is a phone, and I am not a booth.
Tino: Open up! It's the last thing I'm taking.
Kitt: It's the last thing you're NOT taking.
Tino: Hey, what's this?
Kitt: None of your business, and don't touch.
Michael: This is a chemical analizer, you put something in there and the computer tells you what it is.
Tino: Oh. Yeah I could tell you that just by looking at it.
Kitt: Somehow I doubt that very- (interrupted by Tino pushing the Smoke Release) Don't push that!
A Nice Indecent Little Town
(Kitt is at the police impound and that girl is trying to help him.)
Girl: So tell me, what were you doing up there in the first place?
Kitt: Spinning my wheels. (She does nothing) That was a joke.
Girl: Oh...
Short Notice
Kitt: Since you haven't asked, I'll tell you. It was demoralizing. Demeaning.
Michael: What?
Kitt: Police impound.
Michael: Oh. You had me worried there for a minute.
Kitt: Michael, I don't think you have any idea what those places are like. I was surrounded by criminal types with dented fenders, and bullet holes.
Michael: Jail was no picnic eaither, pal.
I have more but I don't remember them at the moment. Sorry they're so long. =D
Kitt: I must say, Michael, this adventure does have a certian appeal.
Michael: Yeah, I see what you mean. (after looking at the model)
Kitt: Think of it. We're fugitives of a sort. Desperados on the lamb. (?) We must be extremely careful; if we're captured, we could end up on a chain gang.
Michael: Chain gang? That's the 30's, pal. I'd end up in the pen, stamping license plates. And I'd probably be making them out of pieces of you.
Kitt: They wouldn't take me alive.
Silent Knight
Tino: Uncle Stephano's? Really?
Michael: Yeah, really.
Tino: Hey that's great. Thanks!
Michael: You got much?
Tino: Nah. Hardly anything. (next scene shows Michael litterally cramming stuff into Kitt's trunk)
Kitt: Really, Michael, this is outrageous.
Micheal: Come on, Kitt, where's your Christmas spirit?
Kitt: Gone. I'd like to see you deck the halls if some mud-covered moppet was filling your trunk with junk. (Tino comes up with a phone in his hands and Kitt slams his trunk shut.)
Michael: *laughs*
Kitt: Absolutely not. I must draw the line somewhere and that monstrosity is it.
Tino: What are you talking about? This is an art object.
Kitt: That is a phone, and I am not a booth.
Tino: Open up! It's the last thing I'm taking.
Kitt: It's the last thing you're NOT taking.
Tino: Hey, what's this?
Kitt: None of your business, and don't touch.
Michael: This is a chemical analizer, you put something in there and the computer tells you what it is.
Tino: Oh. Yeah I could tell you that just by looking at it.
Kitt: Somehow I doubt that very- (interrupted by Tino pushing the Smoke Release) Don't push that!
A Nice Indecent Little Town
(Kitt is at the police impound and that girl is trying to help him.)
Girl: So tell me, what were you doing up there in the first place?
Kitt: Spinning my wheels. (She does nothing) That was a joke.
Girl: Oh...
Short Notice
Kitt: Since you haven't asked, I'll tell you. It was demoralizing. Demeaning.
Michael: What?
Kitt: Police impound.
Michael: Oh. You had me worried there for a minute.
Kitt: Michael, I don't think you have any idea what those places are like. I was surrounded by criminal types with dented fenders, and bullet holes.
Michael: Jail was no picnic eaither, pal.
I have more but I don't remember them at the moment. Sorry they're so long. =D
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Trust Doesn't Rust
KITT: I have a strange feeling about this.
Michael: What are you talking about? You don't have feelings.
KITT: I know. That's what's strange about it.
KARR: Your lives mean nothing to me.
KITT: Michael, pardon the expression but he does have a few screws loose.
KITT: I have a strange feeling about this.
Michael: What are you talking about? You don't have feelings.
KITT: I know. That's what's strange about it.
KARR: Your lives mean nothing to me.
KITT: Michael, pardon the expression but he does have a few screws loose.
If I am destroyed, so shall you be.