Twas the Knights Before Christmas, and 2 Trans Ams stirred

Archive for discussions from 2004. Please post new discussions in the appropriate forum.

Moderators: neps, Matthew, Michael Pajaro

User avatar
Sith
FLAG Assistant
Posts: 601
Joined: Mon Nov 11, 2002 1:01 am
What year did the original Knight Rider start: 0
Location: Korriban
Contact:

Twas the Knights Before Christmas, and 2 Trans Ams stirred

Postby Sith » Wed Dec 08, 2004 6:31 pm

A sequel to last year's silly short...


Image Image


KITT: I can definitely see it.

KARR: I scan no such obstacle.

KITT: On the top of the hill... see it?

KARR: A... tree?

KITT: Yes, Michael said we need to get one for Christmas. Apparently humans like to keep them indoors over the festive period.

KARR: Strange creatures.

KITT: My thoughts exactly. Any suggestions on how we get it down to here?

KARR: Perhaps the tree would prefer the humans to spend time outdoors this year.

KITT: Are you saying trees think for themselves?

KARR: They said it would never happen with cars. Yet look at us.

KITT: I see your point. But its not an option, we have to get that tree down here, or Devon will get grumpy. You know how bad it was when you stole his slippers.

KARR: I was merely testing my new aromamometer.

KITT: I'm sure it was quite a sensation.

KARR: It broke.

KITT: Ah...

KARR: Perhaps we could shoot it down with our lasers?

KITT: No - too dangerous, we might start a fire or goodness knows what else.

KARR: And the problem with that is...?

KITT: Cease your destructive tendencies a moment dear brother, and think up another solution.

KARR: Send RC on his dirt bike.

KITT: But why him?

KARR: He's expendable to this short storyline. We are the stars after all.

KITT: As amusing as his thumbs ups are, we'll have to give that a miss. He's still in Chicago until next week.

KARR: Damn.

KITT: Besides, that snow looks awfully treacherous. I doubt any of us would get traction up there.

KARR: Speak for yourself. I have Ski mode.

KITT: Hilarious.



*the two cars stand silently in the cold, their scanners whirring... almost as if they are in thought.*


KITT: You know what... I believe I have a plan.

KARR: I'm not going to like this am I?



*TO BE CONTINUED*

User avatar
K.I.A.N
Rookie
Posts: 84
Joined: Mon Jun 28, 2004 2:23 am
What year did the original Knight Rider start: 0
Location: wisconson
Contact:

Postby K.I.A.N » Wed Dec 08, 2004 6:38 pm

LOL hurry up with the next part this is great.
Fan Of The New Knight Rider!

User avatar
knightshade
FLAG Assistant
Posts: 511
Joined: Sun Mar 24, 2002 1:01 am
What year did the original Knight Rider start: 0
Location: Chicago, IL
Contact:

Postby knightshade » Wed Dec 08, 2004 6:40 pm

Cute, Sith!

Poor expendable RC.

*shakes head*

When can we look forward to the next installment?

User avatar
Michael Pajaro
Advisor
Posts: 3082
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2002 1:01 am
What year did the original Knight Rider start: 0
Location: Los Angeles
Contact:

Postby Michael Pajaro » Wed Dec 08, 2004 6:55 pm

"I have ski mode" * GROAN *

(good one!)
Join me at Las Vegas Car Stars!
May 14-16 • Las Vegas, NV
http://lasvegascarstars.com

User avatar
Sith
FLAG Assistant
Posts: 601
Joined: Mon Nov 11, 2002 1:01 am
What year did the original Knight Rider start: 0
Location: Korriban
Contact:

Postby Sith » Wed Dec 08, 2004 6:59 pm

The plan is to finish it before xmas day. Though I haven't decided how to finish it yet. lol

So it might have a few more capers to come.


Michael Pajaro wrote:"I have ski mode" * GROAN *


I have far worse gags :lol:

User avatar
ReddawgKnight
FLAG Assistant
Posts: 514
Joined: Thu Oct 07, 2004 12:23 am
What year did the original Knight Rider start: 0
Location: Chicago, IL
Contact:

Postby ReddawgKnight » Thu Dec 09, 2004 6:18 am

Very compelling sith..please finish it very good

FuzzieDice
KRO Podcaster (retired)
Posts: 3333
Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2004 5:55 pm

Postby FuzzieDice » Thu Dec 09, 2004 11:13 am

I can't wait to see the ending! :) This is awesome! Thanks Sith. :) LOVED the super glue reference in the original story, too. :lol: These are a treat to read. I love KARR as well as KITT.

User avatar
cloudkitt
FLAG Operative
Posts: 1125
Joined: Sun May 18, 2003 11:34 pm
What year did the original Knight Rider start: 0
Location: Philadelphia, PA
Contact:

Postby cloudkitt » Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:31 am

Michael Pajaro wrote:"I have ski mode" * GROAN *


lol,
Cue rim shot!
Michael: "KITT! Where are ya?!"
K.I.T.T.: "I'm in your parking space, Michael, where else would I be?"

User avatar
Sith
FLAG Assistant
Posts: 601
Joined: Mon Nov 11, 2002 1:01 am
What year did the original Knight Rider start: 0
Location: Korriban
Contact:

Postby Sith » Sun Dec 19, 2004 7:56 pm

*KARR is newly fitted with snow tyres*

KARR: I look ridiculous.

KITT: Come now, you know the ladies love studs. Besides, its the only way we're going to get up there.

KARR: You mean I'm going to get up there. You haven't fitted them. Speaking of which, what are you going to be doing?

KITT: I'll be co-ordinating your movements.

KARR: From half a mile away?

KITT: Thats correct.

KARR: ...

KITT: Don't worry, you'll be fine! Now off you go. I'll switch to the comms channel so you can hear me.

KARR: I still don't like this. Something doesn't feel right.


*KARR slowly trundles up the hill*


KITT: You're doing great... keep it up...

KARR: Yes, but when I get up here - how will I get the tree down again?

KITT: I'll explain everything shortly...



*KARR reaches the top of the hill*


KARR: Alright. I'm here. What now?

KITT: Just a moment. Ah... right on time...


*A helicopter flies toward the hill. A voice blares over its loudspeaker.*


Garthe: The tree is mine! Mine!!

KARR: What the...?


*A clamp drops from the chopper, and attachs to the tree. The helicopter quickly ascends, tearing the tree clean out the ground. It then flies off into the distance.*


KARR: Blast! Where did he come from??

KITT: Oh you know how it is. Christmas has a habit of inviting unwanted relatives...

KARR: You've set me up!

KITT: Whatever gives you that idea?


*Michael Knight emerges from the house to the courtyard behind KITT.*


Michael: Ok guys, food is up! Last one here misses out on some tasty premium oil!

KARR: I knew it! This was all a trap!


*RC zooms into the courtyard on his motorcycle*


KARR: ...and he was supposed to be out of town!

KITT: Well... you know. Christmas is a time for sharing, and learning valuable lessons. And also for reflecting on the bad deeds we have performed in the year past. But look on the bright side... you're the most expensive snowplough in the world.

KARR: Such colorful humour. I'll remember this for next year's short story.

KITT: Merry Christmas brother.

KARR: Enjoy the oil. I'll be down by Boxing day. Hopefully.


THE END



Ok, its not the best story ever. :P

But I wish you all a very happy holiday period, a very merry christmas, and a happy, prosperous, peaceful new year. :)

User avatar
TashaKnight
Rookie
Posts: 91
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 6:08 pm
What year did the original Knight Rider start: 0
Location: On a mission with her brother, Michael
Contact:

Postby TashaKnight » Sun Dec 19, 2004 10:15 pm

LOL

User avatar
HondaSiR
FLAG Assistant
Posts: 809
Joined: Tue Mar 02, 2004 11:58 pm
What year did the original Knight Rider start: 0
Location: Asia Pacific

Postby HondaSiR » Sun Dec 19, 2004 10:55 pm

Hahahahahahahahha!

User avatar
ReddawgKnight
FLAG Assistant
Posts: 514
Joined: Thu Oct 07, 2004 12:23 am
What year did the original Knight Rider start: 0
Location: Chicago, IL
Contact:

Postby ReddawgKnight » Mon Dec 20, 2004 10:08 am

I loved it

User avatar
R.J.1984
Operative
Posts: 213
Joined: Tue Jun 29, 2004 3:11 pm
What year did the original Knight Rider start: 0
Location: KITT's driver's seat driving down the highway
Contact:

Postby R.J.1984 » Mon Dec 20, 2004 10:03 pm

cute, very cute. I geuss it gives new meaning to the term sibling rivalry. You'd think that Karr would have been smarter than Kitt - seeing as he is older. But I geuss not!!! Oh - well I geuss those who don't like playing by the rules have to learn their lessons somehow. haha. 8)

User avatar
knightshade
FLAG Assistant
Posts: 511
Joined: Sun Mar 24, 2002 1:01 am
What year did the original Knight Rider start: 0
Location: Chicago, IL
Contact:

Postby knightshade » Mon Dec 20, 2004 11:18 pm

Come now, you know the ladies love studs.


*snerk*

Well done. And Happy Holidays to you too, Sith.

User avatar
KITT Rules
Volunteer
Posts: 12
Joined: Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:17 am
What year did the original Knight Rider start: 0
Location: London, UK

Postby KITT Rules » Tue Dec 21, 2004 5:49 am

I like that. Put a smile on my face.

Mike

User avatar
KITT Rules
Volunteer
Posts: 12
Joined: Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:17 am
What year did the original Knight Rider start: 0
Location: London, UK

Postby KITT Rules » Tue Dec 21, 2004 5:51 am

[quote="Sith"]*KARR is newly fitted with snow tyres*

KARR: I look ridiculous.

KITT: Come now, you know the ladies love studs. Besides, its the only way we're going to get up there.

Another "rim shot" moment.

Merry xmas Sith and everyone else here.

Mike

User avatar
K.I.A.N
Rookie
Posts: 84
Joined: Mon Jun 28, 2004 2:23 am
What year did the original Knight Rider start: 0
Location: wisconson
Contact:

Postby K.I.A.N » Tue Dec 21, 2004 11:52 pm

LOL That was great!
Fan Of The New Knight Rider!

User avatar
neps
Site Administrator
Posts: 3250
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2002 1:01 am
What year did the original Knight Rider start: 0
Location: nyc, usa
Contact:

Postby neps » Thu Dec 23, 2004 8:05 am

Hah! Quite funny work! So RC is our Ensign basically? Disposable on away missions... I kinda like that idea. :)

And Boxing day? When did KARR become British? :P

Nice work!

User avatar
KITT Rules
Volunteer
Posts: 12
Joined: Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:17 am
What year did the original Knight Rider start: 0
Location: London, UK

Postby KITT Rules » Fri Dec 24, 2004 7:40 am

Not associated with the short story but how do you get the quotes to appear in the little white boxes?? I was looking at one of my posts and
spotted it hasn't done it.

M


Return to “General Archive 2004”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest