100 Things KITT has taught us...

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100 Things KITT has taught us...

Post by Sky_Blue_Civic » Sat Aug 02, 2008 10:54 pm

Hmmm...Lets try to count 100 things we learned(whether it's truly important or not)from KITT! :mrgreen: There's only a few rules:No two people can have the same number,no two people can have the same thing they learned,there
is no number of importance,and you have to add a number before it.
:kitt: :kitt: :kitt: :kitt: :kitt: :kitt: :kitt: :kitt: :kitt: :kitt:
#1.)Don't fool around with acid.
Congratulations!By reading this signature,KITT's AWESOMENESS has increased by ONE POINT!
So far KITT's power level is OVER 9,000!!!!
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Re: 100 Things KITT has taught us...

Post by Stylez » Sat Aug 02, 2008 11:02 pm

#2. Ain't is not a proper word! lol

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Re: 100 Things KITT has taught us...

Post by PHOENIXZERO » Sat Aug 02, 2008 11:19 pm

#3: The best way to overcome obstacles in life is to Turbo Boost over them!
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Re: 100 Things KITT has taught us...

Post by djshag69 » Sun Aug 03, 2008 2:22 am

#4: Don't ever trust someone in clown makeup
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Re: 100 Things KITT has taught us...

Post by KITTfan » Sun Aug 03, 2008 2:26 am

#5: Computers are serious tools.

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Re: 100 Things KITT has taught us...

Post by Knight Racer » Sun Aug 03, 2008 2:35 am

#55 De Nada is how to answer your welcome in Spanish

#72 Moby Dick was written by Hermal Melville.

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Re: 100 Things KITT has taught us...

Post by Sky_Blue_Civic » Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:37 am

Knight Racer wrote:#55 De Nada is how to answer your welcome in Spanish

#72 Moby Dick was written by Hermal Melville.

Ummm...Knight Racer,I said you had to put them in order...You were supposed to put #6 and #7.
But those are great things!
Congratulations!By reading this signature,KITT's AWESOMENESS has increased by ONE POINT!
So far KITT's power level is OVER 9,000!!!!
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Re: 100 Things KITT has taught us...

Post by Wizster » Sun Aug 03, 2008 6:44 am

#8 One man CAN make a difference

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Re: 100 Things KITT has taught us...

Post by PHOENIXZERO » Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:45 am

Knight Racer wrote:#55 De Nada is how to answer your welcome in Spanish

#72 Moby Dick was written by Hermal Melville.


Herman :wink: , unless I'm remember Knight of the Juggernaut wrong and they mispronounced it.
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Re: 100 Things KITT has taught us...

Post by Stylez » Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:56 am

PHOENIXZERO wrote:
Knight Racer wrote:#55 De Nada is how to answer your welcome in Spanish

#72 Moby Dick was written by Hermal Melville.


Herman :wink: , unless I'm remember Knight of the Juggernaut wrong and they mispronounced it.


It is indeed Herman Melville, but KITT didn't teach us that, MK did...or was it Devon?

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Re: 100 Things KITT has taught us...

Post by Niggle Snoosh » Sun Aug 03, 2008 12:01 pm

#9: Having an acronym for your name can be really cool; for you, your somewhat evil sibling and the department you work for.
Michael: "Devon, someone tried to kill me last night!"
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Re: 100 Things KITT has taught us...

Post by trissybabes » Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:51 pm

DON'T press Turbo Boost if you're called Elliot.

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Re: 100 Things KITT has taught us...

Post by JJSoCrazy » Mon Aug 04, 2008 1:48 am

#11: Never let someone disguised like Bonnie change your software!

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Re: 100 Things KITT has taught us...

Post by 1982 » Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:09 am

#12. The tactful way to tell someone to get their "butt" off your car.

Especially when said "butt" being the size of 2 Christmas Hams stuck together.

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Re: 100 Things KITT has taught us...

Post by Knight Racer » Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:09 pm

#13

Dead of Knight

Comedy should be left to the professionals.

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Re: 100 Things KITT has taught us...

Post by PHOENIXZERO » Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:48 pm

#14: Don't push a button if you don't know what it does, especially if it's labeled Eject L or R..
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Re: 100 Things KITT has taught us...

Post by HungarianKnight » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:36 pm

15 - A little heat is just like taking your vitamins (S2 - Ring of Fire)

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Re: 100 Things KITT has taught us...

Post by Knightling » Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:19 pm

#16. Don't go home with a woman who you meet stranded on the side of the road. She could have a hypnotic-stereo system and a genius in an exterminator truck.

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Re: 100 Things KITT has taught us...

Post by Knight Racer » Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:56 pm

#17. When you run a perimeter scan and detect sensor exhoes of your own tilemetry,you know you have your doppleganger running loose.

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Re: 100 Things KITT has taught us...

Post by Knight2007 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:00 pm

#18 A ride is taken with four wheels on a hard, smooth surface.



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Kitt: What`s the matter, Michael?
Michael: What makes you think something's the matter?
Kitt: When music like this is on the radio, my steering wheel usually takes a beating.

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Re: 100 Things KITT has taught us...

Post by Knight Racer » Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:12 am

#19 Diamonds Are AGirls Best Friend

One doesn't have to be bitten by a dog to dislike dogbites.

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Re: 100 Things KITT has taught us...

Post by pezze87 » Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:34 pm

#20 If your car's driving for itself, maybe someone is sitting on the backseat :lol:
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Re: 100 Things KITT has taught us...

Post by Knight Racer » Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:53 pm

#21. Never throw a brick through a door window.It just might be bulletproof and bounce it back at you.

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Re: 100 Things KITT has taught us...

Post by 80sKnight » Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:10 pm

#22 When KITT yells at you to press the button and you're headed for a cliff, you darn well better press the button!
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Re: 100 Things KITT has taught us...

Post by Dukeboy320 » Fri Aug 08, 2008 9:20 pm

#23 don't watch TV on foundation proprty

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