I'm so glad you find this amusing.

No computer can compete with my brilliance.

To the tune of ABBA's 'Money, Money, Money': I drive all night, I drive all day, Its kind of fun I have to say. It ain't bad. And still there always seems to be, A car who thinks he's better than me. Now thats just sad. In my dreams I have a plan, To turn KITT into a crushed tin can. I wouldn't have...

KITT oh KITT,
You are a twit.
You complain you are one of a kind,
Have you lost your mind?
Though you may have thought you won,
Leaving me there in the desert sun,
That was a mistake as I'm no slack,
I have returned, So watch your back.

Hello ramon88us