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Favourite Knight Rider Quotes

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 1:40 am
by KARR_RULES
Whats your favourite Quote from the series?

Mine is from Trust doesnt Rust:

KARR to Tony and Rev:
"I have no eggs, perhaps you could direct me to a Chicken" LOL

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:42 am
by KnightBuck
There are so many quotes that I like from knight rider, but I'm going to go for the first one, the one when Michael first gets into K.I.T.T,

Michael:- "Whats all this?!....looks like Darth Vader's bathroom!" :)

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 6:57 am
by Arroww'
KARR:"John, the days of 'feeling good' aren't over. Not for someone who
still dreams. Not for someone like you. Think of me as the genie in the magic lamp". :D :P 8)

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 8:04 am
by Lyn
I've got some good favorite quotes from the show.
Here they are:
'KITT, keep one thing in mind:I could switch you to a game show."---Michael to a TV set-sized KITT(before KITT got back inside his own car chassis again)
"Well, I'll remember that the next time I have sardines."---Michael to KITT
"I wouldn't touch that like with a 10-ft. driveshaft."--KITT
"Please Michael, I'm the Knight Industries 2000, not a tomato on wheels!"---KITT
"Oh, nothing special; I'm sure that the Hammer of the Desert's got camel pens full of it."--Michael to Bonnie
"Boy, you're touchy! What'd you do, get up on the wrong side of the garage this morning?"---Michael to KITT

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:49 am
by Wizster
I quite like:

"Kitt, where are you?"
"I'm in your parking space, Michael. Where else would I be?"

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:49 pm
by Lost Knight
Aside from the one in my signature, this one's not an exact quote from the series, but was edited for the Bloopers & Special Features DVD...

Michael: "K.I.T.T., come get me!"
K.I.T.T.: "Not now, Michael, I have a headache."
Michael: "%#@& you, K.I.T.T.!"

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:01 pm
by FuzzieDice
:lol:

I don't know there are too many cool quotes to have a favorite. But...

From TDR:

"It's that inferior production line copy." - KARR
"I heard that, KARR! And you haven't seen anything yet!" - KITT

"Instead of being a problem ridden prototype, I'm the new improved model." - KITT

And from "Inside Out" -
"Michael, where are your pants?" - KITT :lol:

From KvK:

"Your imuptence is amusing! You're in no position to make demands!" - KARR

I just LOVED the way KARR said that! :)

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:45 pm
by TurbomanKnight
"I was watching you Deactivate the Rev. Was he Malfunctioning?" -KARR

That is one of my most favorite quotes ever! 8)

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:43 pm
by Lyn
I think that quote "Michael, where are your pants?" came from the episode "Plush Ride" instead of the episode "Inside Out".
I hope that won't offend you.

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:35 pm
by Scott Kirkessner
Maddock: The Knight 4000 is heading into first time combat, and you can't tell me if it's functioning properly?!

KITT: Well no, unfortunately we may have to rely on HUMAN JUDGMENT!

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:09 pm
by Michael Pajaro
Michael: "Somebody tried to kill me last night."
Devon: "I have an alibi."

(something like that)

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:27 pm
by TurbomanKnight
^ That was a good one too. One of my favorites. 8)

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 8:09 pm
by FuzzieDice
Lyn - Nope, I'm not offended. I stand corrected. They both were featuring Michael infultrating a military-style operation so I always got the two of those confused. Thanks for pointing it out though. :)

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 1:02 am
by Lyn
Here are some more of my own favorite 'Knight Rider" quotes. Enjoy!
"Going through walls isn't my favorite pastime, but it sure beats socializing with a donkey!"---KITT
"Football is like buttermilk, KITT; either you like it or you don't."--- Michael to KITT
"Well, you're not exactly a cold beer on a hot day either, pal."---Michael to KITT

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:13 am
by Lyn
"Keep an eye out for newts."--Michael to KITT
"My dear boy, you have all sorts of problems."---Devon to Michael
"KITT is an it, not a he."--Michael to Devon after telling Devon about his demolition derby plan inside/outside a phone booth in the first episode "Knight of the Phoenix"

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:11 am
by HungarianKnight
"If I am destroyed, so shall you be!" (Karr in KvsK)

"Michael, Bonnie, why are you lying to eachother?" (Kitt in TDR)

"Someone's got a touchy motor..." (Tony in TDR)

"I bet George Lucas drives one of these!" (John in KvsK)

"Roger!" (Michael in Juggernaut)

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 1:21 pm
by pdennis93
"you expect me to race one of those bonzai baboons?" (KOT Fast lane)

"that car isnt fit to shine my bumpers" (KOT fast lane)


"Karr, i didnt know you cared" (TDR)

"I aint your Pal" KITT
"you just said Aint, you must be sick!" killer kitt

"22 men in mock war regalia, fighting for control of an air filled bladder made of a pigskin, michael some human institutions confuse me, but football is a total mystery" "kitt its a little like buttermilk, either you like it, or you dont" Knights of the fast lane (i totally agree with kitt on this one, i never understood football)

"I Do not wish to go back to the slammer, how can i avoid it?" (TDR)

"Not now, i have a headache" (Killer Kitt)

"michael, dial direct" (killer kitt)

"oil may strike you as hilarious, but not me, you two are not getting into me until you've had a thoruough steam cleaning" (Custom KITT)

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 8:15 am
by KnightBuck
K.I.T.T "Well thats just wonderfull!"

*scanner lights up*

K.I.T.T "you stick me in storage for over a decade, then sell off my parts like i'm inventory for Manny, Moe and Jack!"
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*Camera moves to Michael*

K.I.T.T "Michael is that you?"

Michael "yeah"

K.I.T.T "You look like crap!"

Michael "well so do you buddy"

K.I.T.T "at least I have an excuse!, youve obviously been down the toilet since we split apart, Get a life!"

Michael "I gotta life, and a body too which is more than i can say for you!"
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Basicly this whole scene is great! Love the interaction between Michael and K.I.T.T :D

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:36 pm
by Fantine
Michael: You know, you're about as much fun as a divorce... which is not a bad idea.
KITT: I want custody of me.

Cop #1: What the hell was that?
Cop #2: [incredulous] A Pontiac!

KITT: I'm already reviewing my computer logs of our confrontation. In a matter of hours I will know everything there is to know about that banana-headed bovine!
Michael: You tell 'em KITT!

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:52 pm
by Alex T.
Michael: "No, but I have a feeling you're going to tell me."

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:59 pm
by TurbomanKnight
"KITT their still shooting at us!!!"

"Why Thank you Michael, But I've noticed myself."

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:24 am
by Lyn
I have two funny quotes from Michael's love Stevie in "The Scent of Roses" episode:
"I'm allergic to whipped cream or I would've jumped out of a cake!"
"Are you going to stand there with your mouth hanging open or are you going to give a lady a hug with your well-scarred body?"

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:46 am
by Wizster
Also, from Knightmares:

Michael - Should I say thanks?
KITT - If you do I'll say 'You're welcome'
Michael - Thanks
KITT - De nada

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 12:19 pm
by AtariKnight
Garthe: Micheal Knight is a....Living...breathing....Insult.... To my existence,I love the way thats delivered.


This whole section, At the end of "Soul Survivor"


Michael: What do you say we play a little 'hooky'?
KITT: 'Hooky?' I'm not familiar with that term.
Michael: Then allow me to educate you in one of life's finer pleasures!
KITT: Oh, that does feel good!
Michael : How 'bout a little turbo boost?
KITT: Dare we? Without sufficient reason?
Michael: Without sufficient reason' is the definition of hooky! Shall we, as they say, 'go for it?
KITT: Let's!

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 12:21 pm
by Wizster
And how he says:
I want Michael KNIGHT!