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In the pilot episode, Knight of the Phoenix, Michael says to Devon, KITTS interior looks like Darth Vaders bathroom. I wondered if Michael meant it literaly, for the dash was all lit up like a Christmas Tree. With all of the features KITT has, you would think he would be equipped with a built in porta potty installed underneath the drivers seat, especially on all those long distance trips. There is probably a turbo flush button located somewhere next the turbo boost, where he probably gets the buttons mixed up sometimes. Michael's waste, (Go Juice from Waterworld) is probably reconverted into an alternate fuel source for KITT, similiar to (Mr. Fusion in BTTF), which is probably the reason why we hardly see Michael pulling into a gas station, save a few bucks.

ROTFL!

KITT: "There'll be no deployments in here, mister!"

I forgot who on this board actually said that for a caption contest, but it was pretty funny and fits here too.

I laugh out loud whenever that segment airs, and that is one of the funniest moments of that pilot episode!
That, and the brick bouncing off of KITT and whacking the guy named Jackson in the head after his pal Brown threw the brick at KITT......

Lyn wrote:I laugh out loud whenever that segment airs, and that is one of the funniest moments of that pilot episode!
That, and the brick bouncing off of KITT and whacking the guy named Jackson in the head after his pal Brown threw the brick at KITT......

I think all segements in the pilot with the thugs are funny, but when does K.I.T.T that quote? i can't really remember it exactly.