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Thanks to Mike Pajaro, we have a Knight Con image this week.



I taught I taw a puddy tat Michael...

I taught I taw a puddy tat Michael...

LMAO

Im KITT Thats KATT!

KARR yet again changes his image to try and evade Michael and KITT. (In real life, Universal decides in a desperate attempt at garnering higher ratings that it needs Knight Rider to appeal more to kids)

selvester: help me tweety that talking car is following me again

kitt: kitt i coming for the bird not u dumb cat:)

In the news today, FLAG has just said they are going to merge with Warner Brothers, and we see the old KITT and The new one.

KITT: Michael I have a bad feeling about this

Michael: Come on KITT you were the fast kitt now the fast KATT.


See this is why company's should not merge.

Kitt: Sylvester - get out of my way - I got to get da bird.

Sylvestor: Back off Kitt - Tweety is mine - all mine. Sssufferen Sssuckatash.

KITT: Michael, I'm usually honored when someone names their car after me. However, this is getting a bit rediculous.

Michael: KITT, that car isn't named KITT, that's Sylvester.

KITT: Even worse.

Caption: Unbeknown to Sylvester, Tweety is behind the wheel of KITT.

CB2001: That is a good one!

To work off CB2001's:

KITT: I'm sorry but I can't aid in anything that may jeapordize a...

Tweety: I know, I know, a human life... but this isn't a human life! It's Sylvester and it means MY life!

FuzzieDice- LOL! God, that was a lot better than mine.

Naw, I liked yours better. But I couldn't resist trying this one.

KITT: Michael, I don't think this is what Devon had in mind when he said we needed to participate in the city parade.

Michael: C'mon, KITT, how could you resist being a part of the annual Star Cars parade?

KITT: (sarcastically) Really, Michael. That thing in front of us is hardly a car. What does it run on, catnip?

ROTFL Beth! That is hilarious! Loved it!

KITT: Uhm, Michael... We're being chased by a police officer.

Michael: In case you haven't noticed, we're following a Cat-Car in a....

KITT: That has to be the reason. Who can blame him? I suggest we pull over. However, I don't think I can get you out of this one, Michael.

KITT: Michael, why is that thing moving so slow?

Michael: Because it's a parade.

KITT: Oh. Well, must I remind you that we are late for our next mission?

Michael: What do you want to do about it?

KITT: Find a fast mouse.

Kitt:I don't think we are in Calenfornia any more Machael.

Sylvester (in KITT's body): "meow"

Kitt(in sylvester): "I'm the Voice of the Knight industries Two Thousand, K I T T for easy reference, KITT if you prefer"

Micahael (in kitt's body with sylvester's cpu): "Awe SH!T, Kitt's cpu is messed up again!"

KITT(in sylvester):"It must be a problem in calibrations"

Michael: "Thats not supposed to be possible"

Kitt (in Sylvester): "oh well, at least i can still.....michael, why the hell is there a big red nose where my scanner used to be??"

Michael: Look in the mirror buddy

Kitt(in Sylvester): AAAHHHHHH

Sylvester(in KITT's Body): here birdy birdy birdy, i should have no problem catching that damn tweedy bird now, hehehe

I just thought of something. KITT is a Trans Am Firebird.

Have at it guys.

Micheal: Kitt - are you sure that we can't turbo boost over him?

K.I.T.T: Sorry Micheal - too many people around - besides - you know that I can't do anythig that would injure anyone. Not to mention that the turbo isn't working. Something is wrong with my circutry.

Micheal: Better call the head office - you need to be in tip top condition if we are to complete the mission that we were given last night.

K.I.T.T: Which is what, by the way?

Micheal: To stop that cat at all costs. Meaning it's total destruction.

K.I.T.T: Oh.