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Caption Competition No 3 - 28th July 2004
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 10:02 am
by Sith
Number 3. Again, thanks to Mr Pajaro:
Rumours of dog biscuits under KITT's bonnet ran rampant around the city...
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 10:24 am
by CAKnight
Hey guys, check out the hot poodle in the back seat!
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 10:54 am
by whet
Well guys it's not a lampost, but it'll have to do!
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 12:42 pm
by TurbomanKnight
Kitt- "well im the hottest car and fire hydrant in the world"
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 3:08 pm
by pewter 02ws6
"well boys,since we can't drive......i really think we should invest in one of these.i hear they drive themselves"
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 4:06 pm
by 86chvs10
heh looks to them poodle heaven.
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 6:38 pm
by FuzzieDice
KITT: "Shoo! Skat! Adios! Arevadeche! Scram! BUG OFF!" (Beeps horn)
(He actually said something similar to this in one of the episodes I think.
)
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 6:41 pm
by CB2001
I can't believe no one has even considered this one:
KITT: Who let the dogs out?
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 6:46 pm
by Michael Pajaro
CB2001: *GROAN*
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 7:12 pm
by Trekie386
KITT: Put your paws up and the bones down and no one gets hurt. *beeps comlink* Michael, are you SURE these are the criminals?
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 8:00 pm
by kido
"Is he house broken?" "Wich one are you referring to?" "The car."
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 8:41 pm
by CAKnight
After warming up, let's do some stretching before going for our daily morning run. We'll start off with the gastroc stretch. We can lean against this black car for balance. Right leg first. Stretch and hold for 30 seconds. Let's begin, "1, 2, 3,...". Change to the left leg. Remember you shouldn't experience any pain during stretching, you should only feel pulling.
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 8:50 pm
by KARR 2004
Which episode was this taken from?
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 9:00 pm
by Michael Pajaro
It's from "Ring of Fire". KITT gets pretty dirty in the Bayou, and the dogs seem to appreciate it.
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 9:13 pm
by R.J.1984
FuzzieDice wrote:KITT: "Shoo! Skat! Adios! Arevadeche! Scram! BUG OFF!" (Beeps horn)
(He actually said something similar to this in one of the episodes I think.
)
Yes he did in the episode - ring of fire.
The next line he said was - I didn't want to get angry but you left me no choice, actually - I like dogs, when they behave themselfs that is.
My caption for this is:
K.I.T.T. :Sorry, I have horse power, not dog power.
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 9:31 pm
by FuzzieDice
Michael (Police Dog on far right): KITT! It's me, Pal! I had an accident!
KITT: Oh dear, Michael, you had more than an accident! What happened?
Bonnie (2nd dog from right, holding head down): KITT, we were blasted with a changer laser and I need to modify yours to change us back, open the hood!
KITT: Uhm, Bonnie, I don't think you can do much with two paws. And unfortunately, I have a malfunction and can't move. The laser got me too.
Devon (last dog against KITT): Please, KITT, open the hood. It's our only chance.
RC3 (dog behind KITT): Yeah, man! I don't wanna have ta push this thing!
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 9:33 pm
by FuzzieDice
I just thought of another one, inspired by TurboMan Knight's caption in the last contest.
Dog #1: Hey fellas! I got some great news!
Dog #2: What?
Dog #3: Let me guess, he's telling everyone he saved a bundle on car insurance by switching to GEICO.
Dog #4: Heh, I pity the poor fool who has to pay insurance on THIS car. Look what he did to it!
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 11:29 pm
by comets78
kitt what is it lassie did micheal fall down the hole again?
dog1 woooffff
dog2 wooofff
dog3 wooffff
dog4 woofffff
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 3:26 am
by R.J.1984
K.I.T.T. : Alright - Paws where I can see them. And No sudden movements either!!!!
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 12:29 am
by cloudkitt
CAKnight's first one and pewter's are my fave's, lol
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 2:46 am
by CAKnight
OMG! The owner of this vehicle has a HUGE stash of dog bones in his car! Let's wait here till he returns, so that he can adopt us as his pets!
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 8:18 pm
by pdennis93
one of the dogs to kitt
"hey, im lookin for the fella who shot my pa"
(sorry couldnt resist that one
)
german shephord to the dog in the back
"yes this is the one, i saw 3 of these parked outside the local starbucks this morning which tells me only one thing, there are too many self indulgant wieners in this city with too much bloody money"
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 10:24 pm
by Knight Racer
This car is so old.Lets all see if its got a talking alarm.Everyone together 1,2,3 PUSH!!!
Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 8:37 am
by FuzzieDice
Now THAT is a good one!
Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 12:16 pm
by kido
I like the Gone in 60 sec. one.
