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Friend of mine emailed me this link. Apparently he's getting a second shot at a reality series. Hope this one lasts more than 2 episodes.
The Hoff gets another shot at a reality series
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Re: The Hoff gets another shot at a reality series
Michael already spilled the news a few links below this one.
Falsified reality show. What may this mean? I so easily envision David is walking the sunny streets with a camera filming his lecture about how his life has gone. Suddenly!!! "Help! Help! *gurgle*" come the cry from a drowning man. David rips off his shirt and shows that he is still 20 years old in appearance, swims out with ease and snatches the flailing unknown. Suddenly!!! "Help! Help!" is heard from somewhere else as David starts swimming back. He somehow holds the man in one arm and swims without another as he's busy talking into his wristwatch. "Buddy. I'm a little busy here. Can you get that?" The camera swings about to see a black T-Top statching up a mugger with a purse in his hands, locking the thief, inside. Then, the camera swings back on David as he starts to sing about how wonderful life is.
Is that what we got to look forward to in this six part mock-umentary?
"Michael. That man in your arms is having a heart attack." comes through the wrist watch.
"It's alright, KITT. I was once a doctor." and with just the magic touch of David's fingertip to the man's chest region, cures all ailments.
Falsified reality show. What may this mean? I so easily envision David is walking the sunny streets with a camera filming his lecture about how his life has gone. Suddenly!!! "Help! Help! *gurgle*" come the cry from a drowning man. David rips off his shirt and shows that he is still 20 years old in appearance, swims out with ease and snatches the flailing unknown. Suddenly!!! "Help! Help!" is heard from somewhere else as David starts swimming back. He somehow holds the man in one arm and swims without another as he's busy talking into his wristwatch. "Buddy. I'm a little busy here. Can you get that?" The camera swings about to see a black T-Top statching up a mugger with a purse in his hands, locking the thief, inside. Then, the camera swings back on David as he starts to sing about how wonderful life is.
Is that what we got to look forward to in this six part mock-umentary?
"Michael. That man in your arms is having a heart attack." comes through the wrist watch.
"It's alright, KITT. I was once a doctor." and with just the magic touch of David's fingertip to the man's chest region, cures all ailments.
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Re: The Hoff gets another shot at a reality series
Sorry Mike, I didn't see that thread.
Jup, you forgot to mention the yellow sponge and cheeseburger wrapper circling around him in the water like sharks attacking his career.
Jup, you forgot to mention the yellow sponge and cheeseburger wrapper circling around him in the water like sharks attacking his career.
