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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2004 2:18 am
by CB2001
Here's another try from me.
Garth- I've got two questions for you, Michael. The first is, "Whacha been smokin'?" The second, "And can I have some?"
Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2004 2:43 am
by TurbomanKnight
CB2001 wrote:Here's another try from me.
Garth- I've got two questions for you, Michael. The first is, "Whacha been smokin'?" The second, "And can I have some?"
Dude, Check This out!
Michael- "Hey Garth, gimme the keys for Goliath!
Garth- "You smoking the good Sh*t for having the (basket)balls to ask me a question like that.
Michael- "Yeah, This stuff is great. You got a pretty good stash back at your place.
Garth- "You went in my Condo and took my stash. That's the best smokes of all the lands. It took me years to track down. When I finally find it my Walking INsult went and took it! Goodbye MICHAEL KNIGHT! Goliath meet me out front!"
Michael- "You know im all stoned and all, but even I can tell thats just a Rolex watch."
Garth- "I thought you wouldn't realize because you took some of the finest smokes ever."
Michael- "What smokes? I was only Bluffing.

Kitt you got all details of Garth's confession?"
Kitt- "Yeah, thats all the evidence we need!"
Garth- "You haven't seen the last of Garth Knight"

Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2004 4:13 am
by Knight-Rider
Garth: What are smiling for fool?
Michael: I just had a dream where I was a life guard with a hairy chest and women running in slow motion with there breast going up in down.
KITT: Calm down Michael I am only a computer not a miracle maker.
Garth: He is right, it is not like he can make you a recording star in europe.
Michael: Yea but a man can dream can't he.
Ill try one!
Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2004 9:51 am
by oppenca2
Garthe: Hey, how do you keep your hair from getting frizzy in the humidity?
Michael: Thats easy! I use leave in spray.
Garthe: What kind?
Michael: Youll never know!!! HA Ha