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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2004 10:46 pm
by TurbomanKnight
Thank You all for the Positive feedback.

Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:26 pm
by FuzzieDice
Turboman Knight - That GEICO commercial one is a CLASSIC!

You're quite clever. I LOVE that one!
It fits the picture just perfectly too!

Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:35 pm
by cloudkitt
Michael: I'm talkin to THIN AIR! I love split screens...
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 3:02 am
by TurbomanKnight
Guys, I edited the original caption from:
with Geico
- To: by switching to Geico.
Sorry I blank out from time to time.

Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 3:05 am
by R.J.1984
It is still by far way better than mine.

Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 4:26 am
by CAKnight
Garth: "I heard you got paid $1 million for that 'Got Milk?' ad..."
Michael: "Why, yes, I did."
Garth: "How come they never called me to do that?"
Michael: "Your moustache stinks!"
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 4:49 am
by TurbomanKnight
CAKnight wrote:Garth: "I heard you got paid $1 million for that 'Got Milk?' ad..."
Michael: "Why, yes, I did"
Garth: "How come they never called me to do that?"
Michael: "Your moustache stinks"
Hope you dont mind me "expanding" your caption.
Michael: Your moustache is ugly plus it would be in the way!.

Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 5:07 am
by R.J.1984
Gathe: Whadayamean Barques has bite?
Micheal: Thats just what I said - Barques has bite.
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 5:09 am
by R.J.1984
Micheal: Heads I win, Tails you lose!
Garthe: You wouldn't dare!!
Micheal: I just did!!
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 6:23 am
by CAKnight
I just thought of another one. Here goes,
Garth: "Are you really going to marry Bonnie?"
Michael: "Of course! Are you jealous?"
Garth: "I"ll stop the wedding at all costs, no matter what it takes!"
Michael: "We're already married!" (Michael raises his left hand and wiggles his ring finger with the wedding band.)
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 6:32 am
by R.J.1984
Garthe: How did you get tickets to the concert and I can't?
Micheal: Easy - everyone loves me and they all Hate you. Oooh sore looser? hah hah! One again I am better than you and it just kills you doesn't it?
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 7:05 am
by CAKnight
Garth: "When will you ever give up on hunting me down and putting me in the slammer?"
Michael: "When I see you lying motionless inside a coffin!"
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 2:30 pm
by CB2001
Second try for me.
Garth- You eat it.
Michael- No, you eat it.
Garth- No, YOU eat it.
Michael- No, YOU eat it.
(you get the idea)
Third try.
Garth- You're ugly.
Michael- No, you're ugly.
KITT- Your BOTH ugly, now shut up!
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 10:56 pm
by FuzzieDice
CB2001 wrote:
Garth- You're ugly.
Michael- No, you're ugly.
KITT- Your BOTH ugly, now shut up!

I just couldn't stop laughing about that one. This one's pretty funny.

Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 11:01 pm
by R.J.1984
I know exactly what you mean!!!

Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 12:11 pm
by TurbomanKnight
Michael- "Uh, Garth got a Light?"
Garth- "You got some nerve!"
Michael- "Yeah I know so do you?"
Garth- " So doesn't Kitt have a Ciggarette Lighter Installed?"
Michael- "Your father didnt have one installed."
Garth- "Luckly I had one installed while they were putting the rocket launchers on Goliath. Guess That makes me the smart one!

Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 2:23 pm
by comets78
micheal : can i barrow Goliath for while they are working on kitt?
garth: sure go ahead whats family for, wait amintue walk instead u think i am nuts to let u drive Goliath after u destroyed kitt loser

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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 7:48 pm
by FuzzieDice
Waitaminit.... I think you might be right... I don't think KITT ever
had a cigarette lighter installed, come to think of it!

Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 9:40 pm
by R.J.1984
No - he didn't - because Micheal Knight didn't smoke.
Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 10:02 pm
by kido
Kitt wouldn't like the smoke anyway.
Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 10:56 pm
by FuzzieDice
Yeah, I forgot Michael Knight didn't smoke. As for KITT smoking, I am sure he's done his share of 'burning rubber'.

In fact, in the Pilot towards the end he had steam coming from his hood before he went to take Michael to the hospital.
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2004 12:36 am
by TurbomanKnight
FuzzieDice wrote:Yeah, I forgot Michael Knight didn't smoke. As for KITT smoking, I am sure he's done his share of 'burning rubber'.

In fact, in the Pilot towards the end he had steam coming from his hood before he went to take Michael to the hospital.
That would be called "Blowing off Some Steam."
If KITT had a Cigarette lighter installed, He wouldn't have the traditional Push/Pop Out Lighter. He would have a Special Bay to put the Cigarette or
whatever else anyone is smoking then you would have to press a button to operate it. Hehe

Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2004 8:47 am
by 82TransAm
I think KITT would would be Anti-Smoking actually, so he wouldn't let anyone use his lighter to light anything. Not to mention if anyone smoked inside him, he would throw them out cause he would not want to smell bad inside. KARR on the other hand....

Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2004 12:45 pm
by oppenca2

THE GEICO QUOTE GETS MY VOTE!!!
That was GREAT! Just perfect![/quote]
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2004 10:03 pm
by TurbomanKnight
oppenca2 wrote:
THE GEICO QUOTE GETS MY VOTE!!!
That was GREAT! Just perfect!
[/quote]
Cool!
