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You are crazy enough to write a book on the subject.....

Wait I actually did that...but on hot summer nights I swear the car talks to me..

Richie

TT Snim wrote:you are *convinced* that fork lifts are evil and have told people this.

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I don't know if I'm quite this bad...i've only had 2 KNight Rider-esque dreams, and i only got to dirve KITT in one of them

Anyway:

When 2 cars are side-by-side on the highway infront of you, you accelerate towards the middle of them mashing the radio's Power button trying to get your car into a ski.

When you drive through your garage door expecting your car to come out unscathed.

When you stand outside of a restraunt tapping your foot yelling "C'mon!" into your watch waiting for your car to pick you up.

Or after purchasing the Knight Rider music CD, you constantly have a track playing in your head that corresponds to whatever you are doing. And when you drive to work, you only play the fast tracks, loudly, on the stereo. Well, it IS the bosses ute after all. Handbrakies, reverse-turns and high-speed manuovering are always the order of the day. My 6y.o. son loves the high-speed reverse-swing-around-and-spin-those-tyres turns! YEAH BABY! *Ahem*. Sorry.

Knight Racer wrote:If your stuck in traffic and you want to hit the super pursuit mode button after waiting an hour.

The gridlock traffic happened to me, today. So, I whipped out the Game Boy, put in Uno and played THREE FULL GAMES before the traffic moved again. THAT made the traffic flow move very quickly.

Michael could have just whipped out the Intellivision controller and raced on that driving game, or something.

If I was stuck in traffic like that I would pull out a portable TV and watch Knight Rider.

Vchat20 wrote:If I was stuck in traffic like that I would pull out a portable TV and watch Knight Rider.

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If I ever get the portable VCR's head's cleaned, I could plug it into the GBA's TV adapter and do just that. (I have all the KR episodes on tape, after all.)

If You try to take out a tailgater by push the radio buttons, because you can't remember which one controls the Oil Slick... You Might have watch too much Knight Rider.

When you refuse to use your turn signals (Micheal and KITT never do)

You Know You Have Watched Too Much KR If....

Your Enterance Essay to an exclusive private university is written about Knight Rider and you get accepted!

And When I called them that winter all I had to tell them was I was the guy that wrote the Knight Rider essay.... and that is all they needed to know to identify me without looking at records.

Talk about making your life into a living KR....

KnightCrusader99 wrote:You Know You Have Watched Too Much KR If....

Your Enterance Essay to an exclusive private university is written about Knight Rider and you get accepted!

And When I called them that winter all I had to tell them was I was the guy that wrote the Knight Rider essay.... and that is all they needed to know to identify me without looking at records.

Talk about making your life into a living KR....

LOL. now that is pretty bad. wonder if I could get away with doing that for my Writing Proficiency Test.

When you refuse to use your turn signals (Micheal and KITT never do)

When I switched my Firebird's 1992 GTA tailights for the old 1982 flat Kitt style I found out the turn blinkers wouldn't mount into the older style tail lights so I took 'em out! Who needs 'em anyway One small sacrifice to make my car more complete

Vchat20 wrote:If I was stuck in traffic like that I would pull out a portable TV and watch Knight Rider.

I have a portable VCR in my car with a 5" LCD screen. It plays beautiful too. Gotta love taking KR on the road with you. If you ever break down, well, at least you can watch tv until the tow truck shows up! It's also great when I'm at the laundrymat, lunch breaks at work, amusing the kids...

~Beth C

has anybody seen a kitt's breaklights actually says K.I.T.T? how about KARR

Recently saw a GTA Trans Am on ebay, the guy claimed the tailights spelled out "Terminator 2!"

You might have watched too much KR if you can hear a song on the radio and tell which episode it was in.

You have dreams about your Mom's Gremlin driving itself while you're in the passenger seat...this happened to me when I was 8.

You talk in your sleep about KR, because the bed you are lying on is harder than the grandstands at Lowe's Motor Speedway.

You see a semi barrelling down on you from behind and see Goliath.

Wish you had a better job to afford a 2000 black TA and add a scanner light to the already built in scanner hole.

Have every episode of KITT on tape 3 times and working on the fourth time.

Can quote from KR, KR2K and TKR.

Knows the name of the episode by watching it after the title has shown.

Dave