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Compueters
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 7:51 pm
by Michael Long( literally)
Hi. has anyone got there hands on the new COMTRON 2000???
i've heard it has twin speed tape decks, 64K and a new monochrome monitor!!!!!
Thats enought to blow anyones mind.
I have heard its down in silicon valley just wondering if anyone had spoken to the makers of this new piece of technology and had a go on it/??
I have heard the lady you need to speak to name is Tanya. I unfortunately cant contact her as the name Tanya gives me flashbacks to my time in the desert. Im sure you will understand this if you knew my story.
It is a shame thought cos id love to get my hands on that piece of kit
Michael Long
o.O
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 7:59 pm
by Knight224
(o.O are you RPing or are you serious? LOL i'm soooo confused

)
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 8:11 pm
by FuzzieDice
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 8:12 pm
by FuzzieDice

Just a side thought, wouldn't it be neat to have an RPG forum of sorts like that?
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 8:21 pm
by Michael Long( literally)
Mr Fuzzie Dice. I left that car in the desert due to an unforseen accident which happened to me there.
I was unable to lock it due to eye damage.
I have only recently been released from hospital after reconstructive surgery.
I went back to the spot only to find my trans am gone!!!
Now Mr Dice i am happy for you to keep the trams am after all it has been 22 years in your possesion amd have had more pressing issues to deal with. I do however require the return of 1) My 10" square sunglasses ( slightly tinted) 2) Garth Brooks Cassette 3)My spare leather jacket ( Black medium fit) bit tight round the waist 4 ) Permed Wig 5) Large Gold belt buckle.
I would appreciate the return of these personal items asap
Please mail me at
theknightfoundation@fsmail.net
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 8:35 pm
by 86chvs10

dude weird that's so weird.Well that's really interesting.
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 8:37 pm
by kido
Hi.
I'm the voice of a computer called Knight Industries' Defence One,or K.I.D.O. or,if you like,call me Kido.
(Might as well join in on the fun)
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 9:28 pm
by Knight Storm
(I might as well too^-^)
My names Knight Storm yeh can call me storm. The two cars pics in my avatar are Damien
Damien: Hello!(Blue)
And Nevar(Black)
Nevar: Hi.
See we're introduced! Now what this comp ya afta'?
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 10:05 pm
by FuzzieDice
Michael Long( literally) wrote:Mr Fuzzie Dice. I left that car in the desert due to an unforseen accident which happened to me there.
I was unable to lock it due to eye damage.
I have only recently been released from hospital after reconstructive surgery.
I went back to the spot only to find my trans am gone!!!
Yeah. Sorry but the damn thing followed me home and well... I just felt bad after he told me what happened so I said he could stay.

Guess he left you for dead. I won't tell him...
Michael Long( literally) wrote:
Now Mr Dice i am happy for you to keep the trams am after all it has been 22 years in your possesion amd have had more pressing issues to deal with. I do however require the return of 1) My 10" square sunglasses ( slightly tinted)
Oops. He accidentally ran over them when I was cleaning out the car...
Michael Long( literally) wrote:
2) Garth Brooks Cassette
Sorry, he ate that tape up. He said "Now that I have a new home, I don't need to listen to this crap". Garth never sounded so good being chewed by a Trans Am with attitude.
Michael Long( literally) wrote:
3)My spare leather jacket ( Black medium fit) bit tight round the waist
Aw, man! I used to fit in that thing when the car first come home with me.

Damn.
Michael Long( literally) wrote:
4 ) Permed Wig
Which one? There were two. One for a head and one for a rather medium chest. I think that one had more hair, though.
Michael Long( literally) wrote:
5) Large Gold belt buckle.
I don't know if the car wants to part with it. Seems it donned it for a hood ornament and won't let go. I'd do anything to get that gawd-awful thing off the hood!
Wish I could... but under the circumstances... uhm.... ??
(whispers to KITT... "What should we do KITT?"
KITT: "Let him have the stuff back, what's left of it. But I'm keeping the buckle!"
Me: "No way! He gets the buckle too."
KITT: "Kiss my tailpipe!")
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 10:12 pm
by FuzzieDice
KITT: Oh yeah, and don't give him the chest wig either!
Me: Why Not?
KITT: Because that is the best thing you ever buffed me down with.
Me: Oh.
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 10:45 pm
by SKAR
No computer can compete with my brilliance.
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 10:52 pm
by 86chvs10
lol

i don't know skar hehe.

Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 12:20 am
by FuzzieDice
Wha?

How'd SKAR get in here? Damn, I have a wierd feeling T/A's are following me. I almost hate to take KITT out tomorrow for a Pepsi run! I bet you a dime (or a dollar with inflation) we'll see a black firebird.
I'd s|-|17 if I did! LOL!
And No, SKAR, two KITT's are enough, thank-you-very-much! Even if one happens to only be virtual.
Now, SKAR, we need to talk. In your office, please....

Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 12:08 pm
by kido
SKAR wrote:No computer can compete with my brilliance.
Why compete if there is no competition.

Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 1:46 pm
by ramon88us
Hi SKAR

dont you dare sneak on us
Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 1:21 am
by Darknight
This Michael Long guy...he's not the level. The Garth Brooks reference tipped me off. No one would have had a Brooks tape in the early 80s...Brooks never made it big until the early 90s, a decade later! Therefore, Michael Long cannot be who he says he is.
I do hope this doesn't upset too many here. I know I was shocked when the hard realization came me.
DK
Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 9:34 am
by FuzzieDice
LOL! Darknight - I knew the moment he posted he wasn't "on the level"

That's why I had to have some fun with him.

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 12:53 pm
by Knight224
OMG

no comment
Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 2:28 pm
by FuzzieDice
I didn't mean anything bad by what I said to Darknight, just mentioning why I was messing with this post. It was too tempting. I'm bad I guess.

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 12:14 am
by Darknight
Hehe, I do hope everyone knows I was just joking.

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 8:56 am
by FuzzieDice
Good one. Had going me there a moment.

Now I'm starting to sound like SKAR!

Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2004 5:47 pm
by Michael Long( literally)
How dare you infer that i am not Mr Long!!!!
Im sure many of you have seen my unfortunate accident on the TV ( I believe it was televised due to the severity of my injuries.
Unfortunately i cannot tell you who i am now as a lot of my work has been for a secret foundation ( i have however had stints as a lifeguard and a PI)
As for the Garth Tape well he was doing the country music circuit long before he became famous to NON GARTH FANS!! As a true music lover i hear all the new acts first not just following the crowd.
Mr Dice i am most upset at the loss of my possesions i will however forgive you due to the legnth of time which has elapsed . If you ever need lifesaving in LA or Hawaii be sure to call on " Tower 12" " Ill be there!!"
Hello and nice to make your aquaintance to all who said hi. It has been a lonely life as a crusader up to now but i hope to make new friends.
Best Wishes
M
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2004 7:41 pm
by Darknight
So, Mr. Long, you say you're the real deal. Tell me then, which of these was more exciting: singing with Pat Benatar or turboboosting over the Hoover Dam?
We'll see what you have to say now!
DK
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 12:23 am
by FuzzieDice
DarkKnight: Mr. Long never got to turbo boost. His car ran away and stood with me. Unturbo'd and quite happy to not be doing anything risky in his retirement.
Mr. Long: Thank you, but the car seems intent on preserving my life in gratitude for giving him a good home. I wouldn't mess with him, if I were you. He may not be a high-tech car but he sure as hell isn't something to take for granted and he'll be the first to tell you that!
Oh, and welcome to the board - long overdue. Your conversations are quite fun.... er... interesting.
BTW, it's not Mr. Dice... it's MS. Dice! There's no Mr. Dice. Your car behaves towards me better than most men!
(:oops: no offense to the men out there... this gal just happens to love cars

)
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 5:40 pm
by Knight Storm
I'm wit yeh on dat!*snickers* Car luvers unite!(Sorry pain meds for a sprained wrist make me kookie

)
Damien: And thats all folks!
Nevar:*Smackes his younger brother with his door*
Damien:OW!