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Compueters

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 7:51 pm
by Michael Long( literally)
Hi. has anyone got there hands on the new COMTRON 2000???

i've heard it has twin speed tape decks, 64K and a new monochrome monitor!!!!!
Thats enought to blow anyones mind.

I have heard its down in silicon valley just wondering if anyone had spoken to the makers of this new piece of technology and had a go on it/??

I have heard the lady you need to speak to name is Tanya. I unfortunately cant contact her as the name Tanya gives me flashbacks to my time in the desert. Im sure you will understand this if you knew my story.
It is a shame thought cos id love to get my hands on that piece of kit

Michael Long

o.O

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 7:59 pm
by Knight224
(o.O are you RPing or are you serious? LOL i'm soooo confused :P)

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 8:11 pm
by FuzzieDice
:shock: :?

Yo. "Mr. Long", I stole your Trans Am. No, wait, I didn't steal him, he decided to come stay with me. I treat him better. :P

Besides, I feed my cars jet fuel for breakfast! :twisted:

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 8:12 pm
by FuzzieDice
:idea: Just a side thought, wouldn't it be neat to have an RPG forum of sorts like that?

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 8:21 pm
by Michael Long( literally)
Mr Fuzzie Dice. I left that car in the desert due to an unforseen accident which happened to me there.

I was unable to lock it due to eye damage.

I have only recently been released from hospital after reconstructive surgery.

I went back to the spot only to find my trans am gone!!!

Now Mr Dice i am happy for you to keep the trams am after all it has been 22 years in your possesion amd have had more pressing issues to deal with. I do however require the return of 1) My 10" square sunglasses ( slightly tinted) 2) Garth Brooks Cassette 3)My spare leather jacket ( Black medium fit) bit tight round the waist 4 ) Permed Wig 5) Large Gold belt buckle.

I would appreciate the return of these personal items asap
Please mail me at theknightfoundation@fsmail.net

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 8:35 pm
by 86chvs10
:? dude weird that's so weird.Well that's really interesting.

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 8:37 pm
by kido
Hi.
I'm the voice of a computer called Knight Industries' Defence One,or K.I.D.O. or,if you like,call me Kido. :)

(Might as well join in on the fun)

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 9:28 pm
by Knight Storm
(I might as well too^-^)

My names Knight Storm yeh can call me storm. The two cars pics in my avatar are Damien

Damien: Hello!(Blue)

And Nevar(Black)

Nevar: Hi.

See we're introduced! Now what this comp ya afta'?

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 10:05 pm
by FuzzieDice
Michael Long( literally) wrote:Mr Fuzzie Dice. I left that car in the desert due to an unforseen accident which happened to me there.

I was unable to lock it due to eye damage.

I have only recently been released from hospital after reconstructive surgery.

I went back to the spot only to find my trans am gone!!!
Yeah. Sorry but the damn thing followed me home and well... I just felt bad after he told me what happened so I said he could stay. ;) Guess he left you for dead. I won't tell him...
Michael Long( literally) wrote: Now Mr Dice i am happy for you to keep the trams am after all it has been 22 years in your possesion amd have had more pressing issues to deal with. I do however require the return of 1) My 10" square sunglasses ( slightly tinted)
Oops. He accidentally ran over them when I was cleaning out the car...
Michael Long( literally) wrote: 2) Garth Brooks Cassette
Sorry, he ate that tape up. He said "Now that I have a new home, I don't need to listen to this crap". Garth never sounded so good being chewed by a Trans Am with attitude. :twisted:

Michael Long( literally) wrote: 3)My spare leather jacket ( Black medium fit) bit tight round the waist
Aw, man! I used to fit in that thing when the car first come home with me. :( Damn.
Michael Long( literally) wrote: 4 ) Permed Wig
Which one? There were two. One for a head and one for a rather medium chest. I think that one had more hair, though.
Michael Long( literally) wrote: 5) Large Gold belt buckle.
I don't know if the car wants to part with it. Seems it donned it for a hood ornament and won't let go. I'd do anything to get that gawd-awful thing off the hood!
Michael Long( literally) wrote: I would appreciate the return of these personal items asap
Please mail me at theknightfoundation@fsmail.net
Wish I could... but under the circumstances... uhm.... ??

(whispers to KITT... "What should we do KITT?"
KITT: "Let him have the stuff back, what's left of it. But I'm keeping the buckle!"
Me: "No way! He gets the buckle too."
KITT: "Kiss my tailpipe!")

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 10:12 pm
by FuzzieDice
KITT: Oh yeah, and don't give him the chest wig either!

Me: Why Not?

KITT: Because that is the best thing you ever buffed me down with.

Me: Oh.

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 10:45 pm
by SKAR
No computer can compete with my brilliance.

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 10:52 pm
by 86chvs10
lol :lol: i don't know skar hehe. :lol:

Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 12:20 am
by FuzzieDice
Wha? :shock: How'd SKAR get in here? Damn, I have a wierd feeling T/A's are following me. I almost hate to take KITT out tomorrow for a Pepsi run! I bet you a dime (or a dollar with inflation) we'll see a black firebird.

I'd s|-|17 if I did! LOL!

And No, SKAR, two KITT's are enough, thank-you-very-much! Even if one happens to only be virtual. ;)

Now, SKAR, we need to talk. In your office, please.... :roll: :wink:

Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 12:08 pm
by kido
SKAR wrote:No computer can compete with my brilliance.
Why compete if there is no competition. :lol: :P

Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 1:46 pm
by ramon88us
Hi SKAR :lol: dont you dare sneak on us

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 1:21 am
by Darknight
This Michael Long guy...he's not the level. The Garth Brooks reference tipped me off. No one would have had a Brooks tape in the early 80s...Brooks never made it big until the early 90s, a decade later! Therefore, Michael Long cannot be who he says he is.

I do hope this doesn't upset too many here. I know I was shocked when the hard realization came me. :)

DK

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 9:34 am
by FuzzieDice
LOL! Darknight - I knew the moment he posted he wasn't "on the level" :) That's why I had to have some fun with him. :twisted:

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 12:53 pm
by Knight224
OMG :shock: no comment

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 2:28 pm
by FuzzieDice
I didn't mean anything bad by what I said to Darknight, just mentioning why I was messing with this post. It was too tempting. I'm bad I guess. :twisted:

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 12:14 am
by Darknight
Hehe, I do hope everyone knows I was just joking. :lol:

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 8:56 am
by FuzzieDice
Good one. Had going me there a moment. :oops: :lol: Now I'm starting to sound like SKAR! :lol:

Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2004 5:47 pm
by Michael Long( literally)
How dare you infer that i am not Mr Long!!!!

Im sure many of you have seen my unfortunate accident on the TV ( I believe it was televised due to the severity of my injuries.

Unfortunately i cannot tell you who i am now as a lot of my work has been for a secret foundation ( i have however had stints as a lifeguard and a PI)

As for the Garth Tape well he was doing the country music circuit long before he became famous to NON GARTH FANS!! As a true music lover i hear all the new acts first not just following the crowd.

Mr Dice i am most upset at the loss of my possesions i will however forgive you due to the legnth of time which has elapsed . If you ever need lifesaving in LA or Hawaii be sure to call on " Tower 12" " Ill be there!!"
Hello and nice to make your aquaintance to all who said hi. It has been a lonely life as a crusader up to now but i hope to make new friends.
Best Wishes
M

Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2004 7:41 pm
by Darknight
So, Mr. Long, you say you're the real deal. Tell me then, which of these was more exciting: singing with Pat Benatar or turboboosting over the Hoover Dam?

We'll see what you have to say now! :twisted:

DK

Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 12:23 am
by FuzzieDice
DarkKnight: Mr. Long never got to turbo boost. His car ran away and stood with me. Unturbo'd and quite happy to not be doing anything risky in his retirement. ;)

Mr. Long: Thank you, but the car seems intent on preserving my life in gratitude for giving him a good home. I wouldn't mess with him, if I were you. He may not be a high-tech car but he sure as hell isn't something to take for granted and he'll be the first to tell you that!

Oh, and welcome to the board - long overdue. Your conversations are quite fun.... er... interesting. :)

BTW, it's not Mr. Dice... it's MS. Dice! There's no Mr. Dice. Your car behaves towards me better than most men! :twisted:

(:oops: no offense to the men out there... this gal just happens to love cars ;) )

Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 5:40 pm
by Knight Storm
I'm wit yeh on dat!*snickers* Car luvers unite!(Sorry pain meds for a sprained wrist make me kookie :wink: )

Damien: And thats all folks!

Nevar:*Smackes his younger brother with his door*

Damien:OW!