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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by Muffin » Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:12 am

Can't remember the episode title, but it was the night Charles died.

On the plane:

KITT: Landing gear, nonfunctional.

Sarah: What do you mean, nonfunctional?

KITT: In technical terms, it's gone.

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by imranbecks » Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:26 am

From the episode Fly By Knight:

Mike: Why would someone fake a plane crash?

KITT: Isn't that what we get paid to figure out?

Mike (with a lost look): You get paid??

LOL!!!! Makes me laugh every time!

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by mustang_fan91 » Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:01 pm

From Fight Knight

KITT: "Now give me 20 Private Knight, You Worthless sack of.."
Mike: "KITT!"
KI3T: "I have something we need to discuss. It's important."
Mike: "Dude, It's been a really long day and if you're secretly falling in love with me, I'm going to be awfully upset"

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by HOFFABE » Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:08 pm

KITT: THANKS BROSEPH... :mrgreen:

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by My_Friend_KITT » Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:32 am

I Love The Knight Life....

Sara to Billy-----Do you you mind taking out some of that trash?
Billy-----Sure, I'll just scoop it up with my PHD's.
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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by K.A.C.I. » Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:41 am

"That's the lady I stuffed in the trunk."
Mike is an EXTREMELY funny drunk.

Also, from KITT: "Knowing you, it's nothing a couple pints of "vitamins" won't fix."
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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by Atlantean2005 » Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:54 pm

I Love The Knight Life
The ones that I REALLY like are the following:

A)
The "busted GPS" scene. The way KITT was looking at Mike when he was trying to buckle up.

B) (OBVIOUSLY this scene! :lol: )
KITT: Michael, your Blood Alcohol Level if far too high to allow you to take the wheel.
Mike: Fine, I don't wanna drive anyway. I want a burger. Take me to a drive-thru.
KITT: Michael, you do know it's an urban legend that greasy food helps a hang over.
Mike: Look, the government's not sponsoring us anymore, Zoe can't cook and there's nothing in the fridge! I need a BURGER!
KITT: Should we get something for the lady in the trunk?
Mike: No! She's not hungry!

C)
And to end my post, the scene at the S.S.C.! This ep ROCKED!!!!

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by Rainack » Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:44 pm

I loved all of those quotes from I Love the Knight Life, too! They rock!
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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by greelywinger » Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:17 pm

How about...

KITT- "Michael, you are in no condition to be messing with my wipers."

(something like that).
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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by 77KR117 » Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:07 pm

"Mike and Kitt have been spending way too much time together"

Forgot the episode......

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by james olden » Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:27 pm

my signature is one of my favorates from the episode "KNIGHT OF THE FAST LANE" when michael set ki2t up for a race against that porsche kitt :michael,sometimes you really know how to hurt a guy,that car isnt fit to shine my bumper. lol

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by the way are we talkin bout which series 08 series or the original series if it was only for the 2008 series

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by 77KR117 » Thu Dec 30, 2010 7:23 pm

"Stevens has Olara, Kitt has a bomb in his trunk, and I have to stay above 100 or everything blows up."

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by juliec30 » Mon Jan 10, 2011 12:51 pm

Faithful Car KRO wrote:Zoe: So what have we learned about relationships today KITT?
KI3T: Men and women are erratic, unpredictable and irrational. I believe I have learned nothing.
Billy: No, you've learned everything.


I dont understand why people dont like Billy and Zoe. They bring a new dynamic in, because if you guys havent noticed, KI3T actually has friends. I know KI2T had Devon and Bonnie, but it was like Michael was his only friend.
It helps add to KI3T as a charactor, being around a wide group of people he can learn more about emotions and humanity. My opinion....my how i ramble....

Billy was one of my favorites. He always had something funny to say.
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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by juliec30 » Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:00 pm

the original KITT wrote:my favourite was from FLY BY KNIGHT epiosde. when KI3T is getting towed.

Sarah:Arested? Seriously!
KITT:They are transporting Michael to a holding facility pending formal charges.
Sarah: So where are you?
KITT: I am currently travelling north on highway 18
Sarah: Nice. You got away!
KITT: Not exactly.....I'm being towed to an impound lot.
Sarah:Why did you let yourself get towed?!

LOL jokes.

:kitt:

Just realised lol, not really a qoute. lol o well still made me laugh :lol:

And after KITT went away Sarah said "Mike and KITT been spending way to much time together".
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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by juliec30 » Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:13 pm

I have a few favorites:

Don't know the complete lines, but here they are
A Hard day knight:
KITT says something about the bad guy ready to throw up.
Billy: I am so not cleaning it up
Knight in the hunter:
Sandra calls get a girl Mike says a girl you call this thing a girl
fly by knight:
Sarah: Mike and KITT been spending way to much time together
Knight to the king pawn:
Billy: I can't do this from my laptop
Zoe: I know a place we can go
Billy: No No No
Mike: Oh yes
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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by danielschmidt » Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:06 pm

One of my favorite quotes is when Mike and Sarah are in KITT and they just entered the chemical power plant and the guy is shooting them from behind... and Mike asks KITT how many rounds he has left and KITT says "about 20 Michael" and Mike's like "Okay he should be done then right about......... now" and he opens the window and pops the bad guy with a headshot and Sarah says "Ooooh that is sucha turn on." LOL I LOLed so hard at that one... XD

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by juliec30 » Fri Mar 04, 2011 2:25 am

imranbecks wrote:From the episode Fly By Knight:

Mike: Why would someone fake a plane crash?

KITT: Isn't that what we get paid to figure out?

Mike (with a lost look): You get paid??

LOL!!!! Makes me laugh every time!
I love the face Justin makes when KITT ask him that question.
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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by trav. knight » Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:27 am

my favoirte quote was the one at the end of Knight to King's pawn:
'You can make a diffrence, but you must decide to"...
it was from that point did the new serries start feeling like it had a place along with the old 1...
1 man/ 1 car/ 1 diffrence....

1 man can make a diffrence,but you must decide to...

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by kittisawsome787 » Mon May 10, 2021 9:12 am

This is from Slammin' Sammy's Stunt Show Spectacular:
K.I.T.T.: Michael, do you know why Mr. Miles called for us?
Michael: No pal I don't, since we don't have a extensive social relationship its probably to brief me on another mission.
K.I.T.T.: Brief you?
Michael: Oh sorry, I meant us.
K.I.T.T.: Thank you.
Michael: Oh for a collection of microprocessors you are awfully touchy.
K.I.T.T.: Wrong, its just that my surface functions better when we operarte in reality mode.
Michael: K.I.T.T.?
K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael?
Michael: Just keep driving.
That is one of my top favorites! :kitt:
Also from Knight in Disgrace:
K.I.T.T.: Scat. Skedaddle. Adios. Arrividerci. Ciao. Aloha. Bug off!
Love that! :P
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