If KITT was made by microsoft
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If KITT was made by microsoft
This is funny... just imagine if KITT was a Microsoft product! If you think this is bad, read this:
http://tinyurl.com/ew7m6
My favorite is that they would have to press the 'start' button to shut off the engine!
http://tinyurl.com/ew7m6
My favorite is that they would have to press the 'start' button to shut off the engine!
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You would have to double-click the Turbo Boost button FIVE miles before the road block to get Kitt jumping...
Kitt's voice would be Microsoft Sam instead of William Daniels...
The well-known System Malfunction error would be replaced with a "blue death" screen...
The buttons Power, Normal, Auto and Pursuit would be replaced with Start, Crtl, Alt and Del...
Kitt's voice would be Microsoft Sam instead of William Daniels...
The well-known System Malfunction error would be replaced with a "blue death" screen...
The buttons Power, Normal, Auto and Pursuit would be replaced with Start, Crtl, Alt and Del...
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LMAOThe airbag system would say “Are you sure?” before going off.
Anti-Ford. 'Nuff Said.
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And when KITT upgrades his software he is prompted with a message saying "For all of the updates to take affect, you must restart the system."pbryant_knight wrote:or.......
three weeks after first driving KITT michael tries to activate KITTs surveilance mode when he is prompted with the message "you must upgrade your software to utilise this option, please click on the link below for purchase options"
Peter
Just thought I'd add that.
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No, his name would be "Bob" as in "Microsoft Bob"Radicalas wrote:And the KITT name then must be Microsoft Industries New Technology (Windows NT) - M.I.N.T., and the name of Michael Knight then would be Michael Microsoft or Michael Gates.
Juggernaut30 wrote:In the pilot,Michael didn`t get a shoot in his face.He`s get a cream pie in his face!
Good one!
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In Super Pursuit Mode,just as Michael is about to evade the Juggernaut,a message pops up:
WARNING!Super Pursuit Mode has made an illegal operation and must be shut down.
Send error report?
[Send] [Don't send]
WARNING!Super Pursuit Mode has made an illegal operation and must be shut down.
Send error report?
[Send] [Don't send]
If only I had a nickel for every time someone cut me off on the parkway and wished for a Turbo-Boost or Micro-jammer...
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At almost any predictable tension moment, a background program will pop forth and demand that the user needs to either interact with it and/or needs to read about what ever is happening, thus overriding the necessary function trying to be used and (once again) forces the MBS to be THE ONLY line of defense against certain death and total destruction.
And, of course, being the high tech., in touch with every communication medium that KITT is, Michael would almost certainly be bombarded with friendly chatters who find his IM always active. "KITT. Give me everythi...*CHIME*...Ugh...I never should have given that kid my IM nick. 'I'm a little busy right now.'" "Can we chat? I'm a little bored." KITT: "Incoming missile, Michael." Michael: "This is not a good time to chat." Chat window: "Today, I made a craft at school. It's the most awesome..."
And, of course, being the high tech., in touch with every communication medium that KITT is, Michael would almost certainly be bombarded with friendly chatters who find his IM always active. "KITT. Give me everythi...*CHIME*...Ugh...I never should have given that kid my IM nick. 'I'm a little busy right now.'" "Can we chat? I'm a little bored." KITT: "Incoming missile, Michael." Michael: "This is not a good time to chat." Chat window: "Today, I made a craft at school. It's the most awesome..."
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