Poem - Twas the night before X-mas (funny version)

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Poem - Twas the night before X-mas (funny version)

Post by Trekie386 » Thu Dec 19, 2002 11:34 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Ok folks.. I wrote this at work today. I've got 2 versions of it.. this is the first one up on the web... I'm gonna get the 2nd one up by morning.

Thought you all could use a laugh...

http://bethcfanfic.homestead.com/twas1.html

Tell me what you think....

and yeah.. my house is a wreck...

Beth C

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Post by knightshade » Thu Dec 19, 2002 11:41 pm

LOL. Poor Michael. That should be motivation enough to get your house in order though. :wink:

One thing, you might want to slow down the scroll speed just a tad. Admittedly, I'm a slow reader, but it was a bit hard to keep up.

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Post by knightimmortal » Fri Dec 20, 2002 1:21 am

I thought that was extremely cute! Nicely done!

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Post by Soul Sista » Fri Dec 20, 2002 8:50 am

:lol: That was just TOO funny Beth C! I can't wait for the 2nd version.

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Post by Darknight » Fri Dec 20, 2002 7:03 pm

That was awesome Beth. :) Here's one I did a little while back that got buried deep in the stacks of this board.

KITT vs. The Cat

Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
A small kitten was rubbing,
Against Bonnie's blouse.

Michael was snoring
At a very odd pitch,
While Devon kept scratching,
His pesky foot itch.

The request had been posted,
For Bonnie with care,
...a brilliant new scanner,
And headlights in pair.

When all of a sudden
There arose such a clamour.
They quickly arose, to see to the matter.

The sight drew a laugh,
On the surveillance screen,
And though KITT had been stiff, he'd never been mean.
But now stood a cat, back arched on his hood,
Tail spiked straight up, hissing loud as it could.
Some dog was barking, which never did show.
It went without saying, but the cat didn't know.
KITT was the dog, who scared the cat,
Never expecting an ending like that.

Darknight

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Post by Old Man Miles » Mon Sep 08, 2003 6:12 pm

Those were very nice poems. Beth's poem was funny! lol The second version should be good to.

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