Ok, just to prove that I am not a total stickshift in the mud, here is your chance to be silly.
Tell a Knight Rider related joke.
Tell a funny Knight Rider story.
Recount your funniest Knight Rider moment.
Make us laugh! Just don't insult your fellow board members in the process! You can do it, you know you can!
Now my contribution to the looney bin: (warning, slightly adult in nature)
Knightimmortal's Typos From Hell: (these are real typos in my fic that my beta reader has found!)
Darkness Of Knight 1:
KARR pulled into a parking space in front of the cheap
little motel. D.J. sighed, opened the door, then
unfolded her legs from the tight compartment, and
slowly straightened to her full heighth.
"What is the problem?" KARR asked.
"I've got a bitch (hitch) in my get a long." D.J.
joked.
"A what?"
"Leg cramps."
Long Shot:
Bonnie and Michael walked into the empty panty
(pantry) to have a talk about KITT's behavior.
Return of the Knight Shadow:
Michael turned to KITT in a moment of emotion with
his partner and said "KITT, you truly are what makes
life worth living, you are my best friend, you are the
wind beneath my wongs." (wings)
Fatal Fears:
April and Bonnie scowled at each other, and broke
into an explosive fart (fight) in which nobody would
remain standing.
From Double Edged Innocence 2:
Further inside, April and RCIII had set up a glass pane between two stands. Both were wearing white humpsuits (jumpsuits), and plastic protective headgear
(Special thanks to Tomy. You can find these and more X rated ones at: http://knightfic.freewebsitehosting.com/bloopers.html )
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St. Peter was interviewing some people outside the Pearly Gates to see if they should get into Heaven. He asked the first applicant "who are you and what did you do to help make the world a better place?"
"I'm Tanya Walker, and I organized a charity demolition derby to help raise money for the needy".
St. Peter nodded, and Joseph opened the gate to let her in. St. Peter asked the second applicant "who are you and what did you do to help make the world a better place?"
"I'm Adrianne Margeaux, and I encouraged troubled teens to learn about computers by giving them access to state-of-the-art equipment."
Again St. Peter nodded, and Joseph opened the gate.
St. Peter looked at the third applicant and immediately pulled a lever opening up a hole in the cloud letting the applicant fall straight down to hell. Joseph ran up to him, "Why did you do that?!"
"That was their lawyer."
I'm gonna keep posting these groaners until someone else starts chiming in!
"I'm Tanya Walker, and I organized a charity demolition derby to help raise money for the needy".
St. Peter nodded, and Joseph opened the gate to let her in. St. Peter asked the second applicant "who are you and what did you do to help make the world a better place?"
"I'm Adrianne Margeaux, and I encouraged troubled teens to learn about computers by giving them access to state-of-the-art equipment."
Again St. Peter nodded, and Joseph opened the gate.
St. Peter looked at the third applicant and immediately pulled a lever opening up a hole in the cloud letting the applicant fall straight down to hell. Joseph ran up to him, "Why did you do that?!"
"That was their lawyer."
I'm gonna keep posting these groaners until someone else starts chiming in!
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Michael and KITT are racing through the city at 200 miles per hour trying to catch a murder suspect. KITT asks, "Michael, what happens to people when they die?"
"Well KITT, I'm not really sure... Many people think that the soul moves on to a better place".
They weave in and out of traffic, narrowly dodging tanker trucks and highway dividers. KITT continues, "Michael, do I have a soul?"
"Gee buddy, I don't know how to answer that. I think you're a lot more than just circuits and wires so yeah, I think you do have a soul." They zoom through a narrow alley with just inches to spare on either side.
Again KITT asks "So you think my soul will go to a better place some day?"
"What's up with you pal? Why are so obsessed about death all of a sudden?"
"Because my braking system has failed."
"Well KITT, I'm not really sure... Many people think that the soul moves on to a better place".
They weave in and out of traffic, narrowly dodging tanker trucks and highway dividers. KITT continues, "Michael, do I have a soul?"
"Gee buddy, I don't know how to answer that. I think you're a lot more than just circuits and wires so yeah, I think you do have a soul." They zoom through a narrow alley with just inches to spare on either side.
Again KITT asks "So you think my soul will go to a better place some day?"
"What's up with you pal? Why are so obsessed about death all of a sudden?"
"Because my braking system has failed."
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Re: Knight Rider Silliness
ROFL!!!knightimmortal wrote:Fatal Fears:
April and Bonnie scowled at each other, and broke
into an explosive fart (fight) in which nobody would
remain standing.
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That's gotta be one of the funniest things ive ever read. My ribs need a break after going through this board. LOL!!-
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*laughs* Good one Mike!Michael Pajaro wrote:How many cybernetic technicians does it take to screw in a scanner light?
None. The scanner is protected by an alloy grill.
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Michael went to see Stevie sing at a night club. As he stepped out of KITT, two thugs attacked him from behind. After a long and difficult struggle, Michael managed to fend them off.
Cut up and bruised, he went into the club and sat down. Stevie seemed to ignore him, and just kept on singing. Annoyed at her apparent lack of compassion, after her set he went up to her on stage.
"Do you know two men jumped me in the parking lot?!"
"No, but if you hum a few bars, maybe I can fake it."
(groan)
I gots a million of 'em.
Cut up and bruised, he went into the club and sat down. Stevie seemed to ignore him, and just kept on singing. Annoyed at her apparent lack of compassion, after her set he went up to her on stage.
"Do you know two men jumped me in the parking lot?!"
"No, but if you hum a few bars, maybe I can fake it."
(groan)
I gots a million of 'em.
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