You Might have Watched To Much KR IF?

KnightR.O.V.E.R · Post by **KnightR.O.V.E.R** » Tue May 27, 2003 7:42 am

If You Knock yourself out because you run into the door of your car expecting it to open for you. You might have watched to much KR.

Trekie386 · Post by **Trekie386** » Tue May 27, 2003 7:58 am

You see trucks crossing the street in front of you and you begin calculating how soon you will need to press the 'Turbo Boost' button.

(This actually happened to me as well, I saw this 18 wheeler pass in front of me, and it had a hole right through the middle of it (some doors were open) and all I could think of was 'wow, that would make a great Turbo Boost!')

You start talking into your digital watch every time the hourly chime goes off.

You hop in your car, start it up, drive down the road and remove your hands from the steering wheel, expecting the car to take over. (I've done that too, freaked my kids out-lol! ONLY ON AN EMPTY STREET!)

You start talking to your car at red lights and the people next to you look at you like you are crazy.

You paint your car black or add blinking, scanning type lights to the front of it. (I did that too!)

You begin wearing tight blue jeans and button down shirts, and ALWAYS wear a black leather jacket no matter what the temperature outside.

Your car sports at least one TV screen somewhere inside the vechile for easy access to any incoming transmissions from FLAG. (I've got one of those too!)

~ Beth C

(Who will come up with more today, I'm sure!)

djbrad98 · Post by **djbrad98** » Tue May 27, 2003 10:35 am

--- you can't figure out how to get back onto the interstate from the frontage road....due to construction...& u begin scanning for traffic holes...as to turbo boost back on it (happened this morning)

---you have long conversations with your bicycle thru your brand new Casio watch (happened more times then i can count when i was 10-14 years old)

i was a wierd kid lol

Newcastle knight · Post by **Newcastle knight** » Tue May 27, 2003 12:45 pm

When you make a home video with one of your mates and your car in tribute to knight rider ! lol

it consisted of me hiding in the car, starting it up, turning the lights on and opening the door, then some crafty camera work see's me jumping in the car taking off down the road, doing a handbrake 180 and speeding past, with a dodgy voice over by my friend. LOL ! damn i love knight rider

Scott

Darendor · Post by **Darendor** » Tue May 27, 2003 2:37 pm

---you have long conversations with your bicycle thru your brand new Casio watch (happened more times then i can count when i was 10-14 years old)

i was a wierd kid lol[/quote]

I've done this, come to think of it. I used to get my friend to "ghost walk" my bike over to me after I'd "call" it on my watch.

TT Snim · Post by **TT Snim** » Tue May 27, 2003 3:05 pm

you are *convinced* that fork lifts are evil and have told people this.

You also think Joe millionair is evel because he was a forklift driver.

You have Knight rider wall paper. (It's prity, don't laugh at me!)

You name a pet Micheal, Bonnie, RC, Kitt, or Devon.

You don't have a pet so you get one just to name it.

You have seen all of the episoads and can quote from them.

You force your friends to watch with you... and soon they stop resisting...

And become fans.

You have started to try and build your own AI.

And you succeed.

You are reading this thread on this board.

And you are adding posts.

And nodding because you have done these things your self.

Katt · Post by **Katt** » Tue May 27, 2003 3:21 pm

You start talking to your car like you expect it to respond :lol:

I do this all the time with my moms car, lol.

Crusing · Post by **Crusing** » Tue May 27, 2003 5:08 pm

Your driving on a highway behind a semi hoping the doors open so you can drive in. :lol:

Wouldn't recomend you do this.

Trekie386 · Post by **Trekie386** » Tue May 27, 2003 6:24 pm

Crusing wrote:Your driving on a highway behind a semi hoping the doors open so you can drive in.

Wouldn't recomend you do this.

LOLOLOL!!! That is tooooo funny.. I thought all day and didn't come up with this one. I did come up with these:

You see a small slot between two cars and want to use ski mode to get past the traffic.

You are constantly checking every black Trans Am you find to see if someone has installed a scanner.

You name you black pet "KITT" and put a red collar on it for the scanner.
You call the same pet to your side by saying, "KITT, I need you, Pal."

When your car needs repairs you pass on a normal garage and look for one that employes a cybernetic technician.

Any black two-toned Trans Am you see makes you quake in fear.
Especially if you have a pacemaker.

80's songs suddenly seem cool to drive to.

If you own a convertable, you install a 'C' button.

You find an empty stretch of road and floor the car for SPM. (-From Carlyn)

You try to unlock the door of your house with your wristwatch.

~ Beth C

(More to come later!)

Vchat20 · Post by **Vchat20** » Tue May 27, 2003 7:03 pm

your car breaks down and you expect it to tell you what is wrong.

KRR · Post by **KRR** » Tue May 27, 2003 7:17 pm

You go to a craps table in a Vegas casino and you expect your car to use magic white stars to alter the dice.

You reckon that 3 consecutive life sentences in an African prison isn't so bad, as you can probably escape to California and build a super semi.

You decide to test KITT's theory that a 1957 Chevrolet's passenger compartment is air-tight...

Whenever you're walking down a sandy strip of shoreline you're searching for a slightly-buried Trans Am...

KRR

CK · Post by CK » Tue May 27, 2003 7:35 pm

KRR wrote:Whenever you're walking down a sandy strip of shoreline you're searching for a slightly-buried Trans Am...

KRR

I'll be doing that this weekend

When you try to construct some kind of Kitt dash on your bike's handlebars(done that lol)

You have very vivid dreams of a flashing red light...

Cheri

Vchat20 · Post by **Vchat20** » Tue May 27, 2003 7:42 pm

you add a scanner to your mom's minivan. (LOL. wouldnt be suprised if I tryed that.

)

jup · Post by **jup** » Tue May 27, 2003 10:45 pm

You know that your vehicle is trying to pretend that it is KITT when it...

...detects that you are releasing your control over it, so it attempts to initiate a Turbo Boost, all the while insisting that you arm the restraining systems.

...detects an unfriendly police cruiser is following it and decides to arm both the oil slick AND smoke screen systems at once.

...scares the living daylights out of a car thief, all on it's own.

KRR · Post by **KRR** » Tue May 27, 2003 11:35 pm

Your solution to outrunning police cars is driving off the end of a dock.

You think you're a blackbelt in karate from studying Michael's moves and decide to test your skill on a bar full of disgruntled truckers.

You think it is still safe to have a password synonymous with your logon name (ie, deep sleep and coma).

You never leave home without your Members Only jacket.

You know that all mechanical locks, safes, and security systems are no match for your wrist watch.

KRR

sofchance · Post by **sofchance** » Wed May 28, 2003 1:50 am

Whenever you're angry with someone, you say something like, "You're in way over your head, MAN!"

You greet your boss by saying something like "Yo, Leonard!"

You give your car "love pats" to let it know you care.

If you're a woman, you dye your hair brunette and wear a jumpsuit while working on your car.

You see anyone with a goatee and wonder where his "good" twin is.

Whenever you see something nice, you say:
"Maaaaaagnifacent. HA! Hahahahaha..."

If you're ever in danger of getting hit, you always just roll out of the way.

You think all car colors other than black are ugly. Red cars look like "Tomatoes on wheels."

Carlyn Eliz · Post by **Carlyn Eliz** » Wed May 28, 2003 11:52 am

when you watch too much knight rider you.....

see a black semi pulled off to the side you think kitt is coming out.

(i actulally saw a black semi)

~carlyn

Darknight · Post by **Darknight** » Wed May 28, 2003 6:36 pm

You wake up in a cold sweat one day when you realize all those traffic and parking tickets WON'T get taken care of by the Foundation, because you don't even WORK for the foundation.

You wear tight, black clothes (jacket included) everywhere, even in the blazing desert of the Southwest.

You think no passing zone is too short to pass a semi....and a few other cars.

You burn a cd with phrases to give the illusion that your car has a personality, then you install a homemade voice modulator to back it up.

You give that personality a name like "K.I.M." or Knight Industries Millenium. Having "Knight" somewhere in the name is a must.

When your power steering pump goes bad and starts to whine, you not only pretend that it's a turbine engine - you tell your friends that it is.

You take out your original middle brake light and replace it with a row of small red lights. Why? Well...

You strongly consider making a homemade electric supercharger for the engine, and activating it by a Pursuit or SPM button.

You salivate at EACH black T/A, no matter how badly beaten up, and whimper pathetically at the really nice ones.

And lastly, you do all of the above to your car, but it's not a T/A...it's a 1988 Oldsmobile Delta 88 Royale Braughum with 318,000 miles on it!

Desperation bringeth many sad sights.

DK :lol:

Katt · Post by **Katt** » Thu May 29, 2003 1:59 am

How about....

When you're put in jail, you don't call for bond, but just wait for your car to come bust you out.

Same thing with a prison, only with a semi :lol:

You want to make your bicycle into a mini replica of Kitt or Karr(I'd actually pondered doing this, lol)

You started finding every little teenie tiny nitpick possible in every episode.

You keep watching the episodes over and over and over wearing the tape out.(happening to me

)

I think I'm a nut, I'm guilty of some of the things posted on here, lol.

Katt · Post by **Katt** » Thu May 29, 2003 2:05 am

Heres another thing I'm guilty of, lol

You Might have Watched To Much TKR IF

Everytime you see a black F-150 or a silver ford Expedition, you think it's Attack Beast or Dante. :lol:

Ok, I'm odd, I know, lol. I see a Beast everyday, my neighbor bought a black F-150, four door extended cab(don't know what it's actually called) and he's a Beast to me, the right type or no. :lol:

Post by **neps** » Thu May 29, 2003 7:49 am

A slight variation on Trekie386's:

You check every 80's Trans Am you pass for PMD seats to see if it will easily be turned into KITT if you could only convince the owner to sell it to you.

You throw the car into drive and slam onto the gas expecting it to fly out of its parked position.

You wish you could Eject your passenger from their seat when you have grown tired of them

You wish your car could handle itself when you park it in a questionable area.

You wish your car could park for itself, so you wont have to worry about dealing with one hour parking spots.

You put your real life on hold to check for new messages at a Knight Rider Message board

While playing with your RC version of KITT, you slam it into a wall expecting it to bust right through.

You have very real dreams at night that you are Michael, and spend the entire dream riding in KITT. You wake up sad an disappointed.

That one happened to me alot.

Trekie386 · Post by **Trekie386** » Thu May 29, 2003 8:55 am

neps wrote:A slight variation on Trekie386's:

You check every 80's Trans Am you pass for PMD seats to see if it will easily be turned into KITT if you could only convince the owner to sell it to you.

You throw the car into drive and slam onto the gas expecting it to fly out of its parked position.

You wish you could Eject your passenger from their seat when you have grown tired of them

You wish your car could handle itself when you park it in a questionable area.

You wish your car could park for itself, so you wont have to worry about dealing with one hour parking spots.

You put your real life on hold to check for new messages at a Knight Rider Message board

While playing with your RC version of KITT, you slam it into a wall expecting it to bust right through.

You have very real dreams at night that you are Michael, and spend the entire dream riding in KITT. You wake up sad an disappointed.

That one happened to me alot.

I'm guilty of the Message Board one. We just got Internet at work, and guess where the first place I go is? To the Message boards!!!

~Beth C

Knight Racer · Post by **Knight Racer** » Thu May 29, 2003 11:12 am

If your stuck in traffic and you want to hit the super pursuit mode button after waiting an hour.

March2875 · Post by **March2875** » Thu May 29, 2003 11:40 am

Just remember in Knight Song we see Michael, RC, and Kitt stuck in a traffic Jam Kitt is trapped in them with no hope as well despite all those features. We also here Michael and Kitt talking about being in a traffic Jam in The Wrong Crowd.

Knight Racer · Post by **Knight Racer** » Thu May 29, 2003 2:43 pm

In ten wheel trouble we see them in a jam and Michael allows kitt to take over against F.L.A.G. regulations.All he does is go over to the right side as if he has small wheels beneith him driving that way straight out to the right.The NBC version has this not the syndicated scifi one.

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You Might have Watched To Much KR IF?

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