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Pretty much the first two minutes of Episode 8, the introduction scene. It's a bit long to transcribe, but it's here.

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KITT : "I would be happy to eliminate the fence with my laser."

Michael: "OK, Now you're just being annoying."

Darryl

I'm re-watching Knight of the Iguana
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How 'bout you Billy? You surf?

The ocean's not really my thing. I rash up.

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Sarah translates Spanish from a book

I have lost my co-worker. She is a little crazy.

*Spanish*

How much to post bail?

One more from Knight of the Iguana...

Billy: I had to infultrate and exfultrate the motorhome.

Zoe: Exfultrate?

Knight Fever-

Dude, your car is glowing!

Dude, your car is talking!

from Knight To King's Pawn...
Cody (about Billy) "What a douche"

cloudkitt wrote:KITT (woman's voice): "How do you know I'm a man?"
Mike: "KITT, never do that again."

ROFL
Yeah! I liked that one too!
For me the best one of the season is: (points to signature)

MY FAV IS the one in my sig.

But I like wed. "Changing the subject?" (KITT brakes and Mike hits his head on the steering wheel) "This is cahnging the subject!"

The banter between Michael and KITT just as it was in TOS is always hilarious.. I like that they have followed suit for the new series..

My favorite so far, though it did not make any sense at all was from the first episode of the series... A Knight In Shining Armor >>>

KITT: Michael, you have turned the wrong way. Right, not left.
Mike: You said left.
KITT: No Michael, I said left. Left, right, left, right, left.
Mike: Dude, you're confusing me!

Last episode... after KITT was shooting his van...

Bahia: "It's a miracle!"
Mike: *smacks Bahia* "Praise the LORD!"

my favourite was from FLY BY KNIGHT epiosde. when KI3T is getting towed.

Sarah:Arested? Seriously!
KITT:They are transporting Michael to a holding facility pending formal charges.
Sarah: So where are you?
KITT: I am currently travelling north on highway 18
Sarah: Nice. You got away!
KITT: Not exactly.....I'm being towed to an impound lot.
Sarah:Why did you let yourself get towed?!

LOL jokes.



Just realised lol, not really a qoute. lol o well still made me laugh

Blue Chaos...

I found that one funny too...
I don't know how I missed it...
Thank You for sharing!

Knight To Kings Pawn:
KARR: KITT MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think my all time favorite line was from this week:

Mike: "...Don't change the subject" (sorry I can't remember exactly what he said)
Kitt: "Change the subject?" Kitt breaks hard and Mike hits his head on the steering wheel.
Kitt: "That is changing the subject." ROFL!!!!!!

Totally perfect line and delivery!

My other favorite is from the second episode

Mike: "What is he supposed to do? Get in touch with his inner Prius!"

That one had me on the floor laughing when I first heard it.

I have to admit that Billy said a great line in this past ep with him saying something along the lines of it sounding like KI3T was making Michael his bitch. I was howling at that.

"No,this would be changing the subject......BREAKS HARD"

It looks like the last episod is the most quoted here, and I agree very much.
This episod was very much like TOS from the KITT/ Michel Relationship. I loved it very much. hope it keeps on the same pattern

BlueChaos wrote:Last episode... after KITT was shooting his van...

Bahia: "It's a miracle!"
Mike: *smacks Bahia* "Praise the LORD!"

I loved that quote from that episode too!! Its almost very James Bond like the way Mike pulled off that one liner... Well done!!!

calhoun24 wrote:I have to admit that Billy said a great line in this past ep with him saying something along the lines of it sounding like KI3T was making Michael his bitch. I was howling at that.

You mean this?

Billy: Mike, did I just hear KITT smacking you around?
Mike: KITT and I are communicating. ...It’s what partners do.
Billy: Ah, it just sounded like KITT was making you his bitch.
(Episode – Fly by Knight)

From the Halloween Episode, can't recall the actual name at the moment....

Michael: Well this has been the craziest Halloween ever... and I've had some crazy ones.
Zoe: Try having someone dress up as you for Halloween.
Ravai: Try having everyone think you're a killer.
KITT: Try almost blowing up.
Billy: AND WE HAVE A WINNER!

Also, from Fight Knight.

Michael: KITT, open the back door... window... good night. *punch*

I also love the changing the subject line where Mike hits his head, the getting in touch with his inner Prius line and the line where KITT says "There are not enough hours in the day for me to list what confuses you."

Great posts everyone!

From Ep 1
Cop 1:"Dude the car's talking to us!"
Cop 2: "Big deal, my car talks to me too - it's called GPS."
KITT: "Yes, but can your car do this?" *Attack Mode* *Turbo Boost*

From the Ep when Mike gets poisoned, immediately after Sarah mentions that the poison used on Mike works as a truth serum:
Zoe: "Have you ever fantasized about Sarah in a Cathlic schholgirl outfit?"
Mike: "NO!"
Zoe: "Clearly, not working yet..."

From the latest episode, as quoted above by SilverFoxThief.

Knight and The City

KITT, What are you waiting for...a written invitation?
Come and get me...

*being chased by two black SUVs (2008 Ford Expeditions)
Mike: I’m going to try something.
KITT: I would advice against it.
Mike: Why?! You don’t even know what I’m going to do!
KITT: I rely on past performance to indicate future action.
(Two more SUVs appear out of no where in front of them and block their path)
KITT: Prepare for impact.
Mike: (smirking) Hit turbo boost.
KITT: Not on a turn, Michael!
(KITT turbo boosts nonetheless and flips sideways onto an above bridge)
KITT: (screams while midair and upside-down)
Mike: It’s no fun being predictable! ...KITT, you scream like a girl!
(Episode – Knight in the City)

KITT screaming...priceless!

SilverFoxThief wrote:*being chased by two black SUVs (2008 Ford Expeditions)
Mike: I’m going to try something.
KITT: I would advice against it.
Mike: Why?! You don’t even know what I’m going to do!
KITT: I rely on past performance to indicate future action.
(Two more SUVs appear out of no where in front of them and block their path)
KITT: Prepare for impact.
Mike: (smirking) Hit turbo boost.
KITT: Not on a turn, Michael!
(KITT turbo boosts nonetheless and flips sideways onto an above bridge)
KITT: (screams while midair and upside-down)
Mike: It’s no fun being predictable! ...KITT, you scream like a girl!
(Episode – Knight in the City)

KITT screaming...priceless!

This one had me laughing to the point of tears. It's one of my favorites now.

Can you just hear Sarah when she learned about this?

KITT screaming???? Oh man, I gotta see that episode!