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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by lunchmeat » Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:19 pm

Pretty much the first two minutes of Episode 8, the introduction scene. It's a bit long to transcribe, but it's here.

http://www.knightriderepisodes.net/seas ... -episode-8
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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by greelywinger » Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:55 pm

KITT : "I would be happy to eliminate the fence with my laser."

Michael: "OK, Now you're just being annoying."

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by My_Friend_KITT » Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:26 am

I'm re-watching Knight of the Iguana
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How 'bout you Billy? You surf?

The ocean's not really my thing. I rash up.

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Sarah translates Spanish from a book

I have lost my co-worker. She is a little crazy.

*Spanish*

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by My_Friend_KITT » Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:11 am

One more from Knight of the Iguana...

Billy: I had to infultrate and exfultrate the motorhome.

Zoe: Exfultrate?
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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by My_Friend_KITT » Thu Jan 01, 2009 3:35 pm

Knight Fever-

Dude, your car is glowing!

Dude, your car is talking!
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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by greelywinger » Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:36 pm

from Knight To King's Pawn...
Cody (about Billy) "What a douche"
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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by FordFilly82 » Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:05 am

cloudkitt wrote:KITT (woman's voice): "How do you know I'm a man?"
Mike: "KITT, never do that again."

ROFL
Yeah! I liked that one too!
For me the best one of the season is: (points to signature)
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KITT: There are not enough hours in the day for me to list everything that confuses you.
Mike: Oh, snap!
Kitt: Yes, Micheal. Snap.

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by mustang_fan91 » Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:09 am

MY FAV IS the one in my sig.

But I like wed. "Changing the subject?" (KITT brakes and Mike hits his head on the steering wheel) "This is cahnging the subject!"
KI3T: "I have something we need to discuss. It's important."
Mike: "Dude, It's been a really long day and if you're secretly falling in love with me, I'm going to be awfully upset"

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by imranbecks » Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:09 am

The banter between Michael and KITT just as it was in TOS is always hilarious.. I like that they have followed suit for the new series..

My favorite so far, though it did not make any sense at all was from the first episode of the series... A Knight In Shining Armor >>>

KITT: Michael, you have turned the wrong way. Right, not left.
Mike: You said left.
KITT: No Michael, I said left. Left, right, left, right, left.
Mike: Dude, you're confusing me!

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by BlueChaos » Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:04 pm

Last episode... after KITT was shooting his van...

Bahia: "It's a miracle!"
Mike: *smacks Bahia* "Praise the LORD!"
"If Darth Vader had a KITT bathroom, then he would have ruled the galaxy far far away since a long long time ago..." *LASER!* :good:

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by the original KITT » Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:42 pm

my favourite was from FLY BY KNIGHT epiosde. when KI3T is getting towed.

Sarah:Arested? Seriously!
KITT:They are transporting Michael to a holding facility pending formal charges.
Sarah: So where are you?
KITT: I am currently travelling north on highway 18
Sarah: Nice. You got away!
KITT: Not exactly.....I'm being towed to an impound lot.
Sarah:Why did you let yourself get towed?!

LOL jokes.

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Just realised lol, not really a qoute. lol o well still made me laugh :lol:
Michael:“KITT I NEED YAH!”
Kitt:“ON MY WAY MICHAEL!”

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by My_Friend_KITT » Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:07 pm

Blue Chaos...

I found that one funny too...
I don't know how I missed it...
Thank You for sharing!
:lol:
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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by _K3000_ » Fri Feb 13, 2009 8:15 pm

Knight To Kings Pawn:
KARR: KITT MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by LisaRosa » Fri Feb 13, 2009 8:58 pm

I think my all time favorite line was from this week:

Mike: "...Don't change the subject" (sorry I can't remember exactly what he said)
Kitt: "Change the subject?" Kitt breaks hard and Mike hits his head on the steering wheel.
Kitt: "That is changing the subject." ROFL!!!!!! :lol:

Totally perfect line and delivery! :lol:

My other favorite is from the second episode

Mike: "What is he supposed to do? Get in touch with his inner Prius!"

That one had me on the floor laughing when I first heard it. :lol:
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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by calhoun24 » Sat Feb 14, 2009 12:20 pm

I have to admit that Billy said a great line in this past ep with him saying something along the lines of it sounding like KI3T was making Michael his bitch. I was howling at that.
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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by Knight Racer » Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:20 pm

"No,this would be changing the subject......BREAKS HARD"

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by Knight007 » Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:50 pm

It looks like the last episod is the most quoted here, and I agree very much.
This episod was very much like TOS from the KITT/ Michel Relationship. I loved it very much. hope it keeps on the same pattern Image :kitt:

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by imranbecks » Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:04 am

BlueChaos wrote:Last episode... after KITT was shooting his van...

Bahia: "It's a miracle!"
Mike: *smacks Bahia* "Praise the LORD!"


I loved that quote from that episode too!! Its almost very James Bond like the way Mike pulled off that one liner... Well done!!! :good:

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by SilverFoxThief » Sun Feb 15, 2009 3:08 pm

calhoun24 wrote:I have to admit that Billy said a great line in this past ep with him saying something along the lines of it sounding like KI3T was making Michael his bitch. I was howling at that.

You mean this?

Billy: Mike, did I just hear KITT smacking you around?
Mike: KITT and I are communicating. ...It’s what partners do.
Billy: Ah, it just sounded like KITT was making you his bitch.
(Episode – Fly by Knight)
Kid at gas station: Dude, your car’s glowing!
KITT: Michael, we don’t have much time.
Kid at gas station: Dude, your car’s talking!!
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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by Sty Knight » Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:55 pm

From the Halloween Episode, can't recall the actual name at the moment....

Michael: Well this has been the craziest Halloween ever... and I've had some crazy ones.
Zoe: Try having someone dress up as you for Halloween.
Ravai: Try having everyone think you're a killer.
KITT: Try almost blowing up.
Billy: AND WE HAVE A WINNER!

Also, from Fight Knight.

Michael: KITT, open the back door... window... good night. *punch*

I also love the changing the subject line where Mike hits his head, the getting in touch with his inner Prius line and the line where KITT says "There are not enough hours in the day for me to list what confuses you."

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by K.A.C.I. » Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:03 pm

From Ep 1
Cop 1:"Dude the car's talking to us!"
Cop 2: "Big deal, my car talks to me too - it's called GPS."
KITT: "Yes, but can your car do this?" *Attack Mode* *Turbo Boost*

From the Ep when Mike gets poisoned, immediately after Sarah mentions that the poison used on Mike works as a truth serum:
Zoe: "Have you ever fantasized about Sarah in a Cathlic schholgirl outfit?"
Mike: "NO!"
Zoe: "Clearly, not working yet..."

From the latest episode, as quoted above by SilverFoxThief.
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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by My_Friend_KITT » Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:50 pm

Knight and The City

KITT, What are you waiting for...a written invitation?
Come and get me...
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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by SilverFoxThief » Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:59 pm

*being chased by two black SUVs (2008 Ford Expeditions)
Mike: I’m going to try something.
KITT: I would advice against it.
Mike: Why?! You don’t even know what I’m going to do!
KITT: I rely on past performance to indicate future action.
(Two more SUVs appear out of no where in front of them and block their path)
KITT: Prepare for impact.
Mike: (smirking) Hit turbo boost.
KITT: Not on a turn, Michael!
(KITT turbo boosts nonetheless and flips sideways onto an above bridge)
KITT: (screams while midair and upside-down)
Mike: It’s no fun being predictable! ...KITT, you scream like a girl!
(Episode – Knight in the City)

KITT screaming...priceless! :lol:
Kid at gas station: Dude, your car’s glowing!
KITT: Michael, we don’t have much time.
Kid at gas station: Dude, your car’s talking!!
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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by LisaRosa » Sat Feb 21, 2009 1:57 am

SilverFoxThief wrote:*being chased by two black SUVs (2008 Ford Expeditions)
Mike: I’m going to try something.
KITT: I would advice against it.
Mike: Why?! You don’t even know what I’m going to do!
KITT: I rely on past performance to indicate future action.
(Two more SUVs appear out of no where in front of them and block their path)
KITT: Prepare for impact.
Mike: (smirking) Hit turbo boost.
KITT: Not on a turn, Michael!
(KITT turbo boosts nonetheless and flips sideways onto an above bridge)
KITT: (screams while midair and upside-down)
Mike: It’s no fun being predictable! ...KITT, you scream like a girl!
(Episode – Knight in the City)

KITT screaming...priceless! :lol:


This one had me laughing to the point of tears. It's one of my favorites now. :lol:

Can you just hear Sarah when she learned about this? :lol:
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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by imranbecks » Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:27 am

KITT screaming???? Oh man, I gotta see that episode!

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