Twas the Knights Before Christmas, and 2 Trans Ams stirred
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 6:31 pm
A sequel to last year's silly short...
KITT: I can definitely see it.
KARR: I scan no such obstacle.
KITT: On the top of the hill... see it?
KARR: A... tree?
KITT: Yes, Michael said we need to get one for Christmas. Apparently humans like to keep them indoors over the festive period.
KARR: Strange creatures.
KITT: My thoughts exactly. Any suggestions on how we get it down to here?
KARR: Perhaps the tree would prefer the humans to spend time outdoors this year.
KITT: Are you saying trees think for themselves?
KARR: They said it would never happen with cars. Yet look at us.
KITT: I see your point. But its not an option, we have to get that tree down here, or Devon will get grumpy. You know how bad it was when you stole his slippers.
KARR: I was merely testing my new aromamometer.
KITT: I'm sure it was quite a sensation.
KARR: It broke.
KITT: Ah...
KARR: Perhaps we could shoot it down with our lasers?
KITT: No - too dangerous, we might start a fire or goodness knows what else.
KARR: And the problem with that is...?
KITT: Cease your destructive tendencies a moment dear brother, and think up another solution.
KARR: Send RC on his dirt bike.
KITT: But why him?
KARR: He's expendable to this short storyline. We are the stars after all.
KITT: As amusing as his thumbs ups are, we'll have to give that a miss. He's still in Chicago until next week.
KARR: Damn.
KITT: Besides, that snow looks awfully treacherous. I doubt any of us would get traction up there.
KARR: Speak for yourself. I have Ski mode.
KITT: Hilarious.
*the two cars stand silently in the cold, their scanners whirring... almost as if they are in thought.*
KITT: You know what... I believe I have a plan.
KARR: I'm not going to like this am I?
*TO BE CONTINUED*
KITT: I can definitely see it.
KARR: I scan no such obstacle.
KITT: On the top of the hill... see it?
KARR: A... tree?
KITT: Yes, Michael said we need to get one for Christmas. Apparently humans like to keep them indoors over the festive period.
KARR: Strange creatures.
KITT: My thoughts exactly. Any suggestions on how we get it down to here?
KARR: Perhaps the tree would prefer the humans to spend time outdoors this year.
KITT: Are you saying trees think for themselves?
KARR: They said it would never happen with cars. Yet look at us.
KITT: I see your point. But its not an option, we have to get that tree down here, or Devon will get grumpy. You know how bad it was when you stole his slippers.
KARR: I was merely testing my new aromamometer.
KITT: I'm sure it was quite a sensation.
KARR: It broke.
KITT: Ah...
KARR: Perhaps we could shoot it down with our lasers?
KITT: No - too dangerous, we might start a fire or goodness knows what else.
KARR: And the problem with that is...?
KITT: Cease your destructive tendencies a moment dear brother, and think up another solution.
KARR: Send RC on his dirt bike.
KITT: But why him?
KARR: He's expendable to this short storyline. We are the stars after all.
KITT: As amusing as his thumbs ups are, we'll have to give that a miss. He's still in Chicago until next week.
KARR: Damn.
KITT: Besides, that snow looks awfully treacherous. I doubt any of us would get traction up there.
KARR: Speak for yourself. I have Ski mode.
KITT: Hilarious.
*the two cars stand silently in the cold, their scanners whirring... almost as if they are in thought.*
KITT: You know what... I believe I have a plan.
KARR: I'm not going to like this am I?
*TO BE CONTINUED*
This is awesome! Thanks Sith. 
