Caption Competition No 3 - 28th July 2004

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Caption Competition No 3 - 28th July 2004

Post by Sith » Wed Jul 28, 2004 10:02 am

Number 3. Again, thanks to Mr Pajaro:

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Rumours of dog biscuits under KITT's bonnet ran rampant around the city...

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Post by CAKnight » Wed Jul 28, 2004 10:24 am

Hey guys, check out the hot poodle in the back seat!

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Post by whet » Wed Jul 28, 2004 10:54 am

Well guys it's not a lampost, but it'll have to do!

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Post by TurbomanKnight » Wed Jul 28, 2004 12:42 pm

Kitt- "well im the hottest car and fire hydrant in the world" :D
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Post by pewter 02ws6 » Wed Jul 28, 2004 3:08 pm

"well boys,since we can't drive......i really think we should invest in one of these.i hear they drive themselves"

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Post by 86chvs10 » Wed Jul 28, 2004 4:06 pm

heh looks to them poodle heaven.

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Post by FuzzieDice » Wed Jul 28, 2004 6:38 pm

KITT: "Shoo! Skat! Adios! Arevadeche! Scram! BUG OFF!" (Beeps horn)

(He actually said something similar to this in one of the episodes I think. :) )

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Post by CB2001 » Wed Jul 28, 2004 6:41 pm

I can't believe no one has even considered this one:

KITT: Who let the dogs out?

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Post by Michael Pajaro » Wed Jul 28, 2004 6:46 pm

CB2001: *GROAN* :)
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Post by Trekie386 » Wed Jul 28, 2004 7:12 pm

KITT: Put your paws up and the bones down and no one gets hurt. *beeps comlink* Michael, are you SURE these are the criminals?

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Post by kido » Wed Jul 28, 2004 8:00 pm

"Is he house broken?" "Wich one are you referring to?" "The car."
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Post by CAKnight » Wed Jul 28, 2004 8:41 pm

After warming up, let's do some stretching before going for our daily morning run. We'll start off with the gastroc stretch. We can lean against this black car for balance. Right leg first. Stretch and hold for 30 seconds. Let's begin, "1, 2, 3,...". Change to the left leg. Remember you shouldn't experience any pain during stretching, you should only feel pulling.

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Post by KARR 2004 » Wed Jul 28, 2004 8:50 pm

Which episode was this taken from?

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Post by Michael Pajaro » Wed Jul 28, 2004 9:00 pm

It's from "Ring of Fire". KITT gets pretty dirty in the Bayou, and the dogs seem to appreciate it.
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Post by R.J.1984 » Wed Jul 28, 2004 9:13 pm

FuzzieDice wrote:KITT: "Shoo! Skat! Adios! Arevadeche! Scram! BUG OFF!" (Beeps horn)

(He actually said something similar to this in one of the episodes I think. :) )


Yes he did in the episode - ring of fire.
The next line he said was - I didn't want to get angry but you left me no choice, actually - I like dogs, when they behave themselfs that is.

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Post by FuzzieDice » Wed Jul 28, 2004 9:31 pm

Michael (Police Dog on far right): KITT! It's me, Pal! I had an accident!
KITT: Oh dear, Michael, you had more than an accident! What happened?
Bonnie (2nd dog from right, holding head down): KITT, we were blasted with a changer laser and I need to modify yours to change us back, open the hood!
KITT: Uhm, Bonnie, I don't think you can do much with two paws. And unfortunately, I have a malfunction and can't move. The laser got me too.
Devon (last dog against KITT): Please, KITT, open the hood. It's our only chance.
RC3 (dog behind KITT): Yeah, man! I don't wanna have ta push this thing!

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Post by FuzzieDice » Wed Jul 28, 2004 9:33 pm

I just thought of another one, inspired by TurboMan Knight's caption in the last contest. :)

Dog #1: Hey fellas! I got some great news!
Dog #2: What?
Dog #3: Let me guess, he's telling everyone he saved a bundle on car insurance by switching to GEICO.
Dog #4: Heh, I pity the poor fool who has to pay insurance on THIS car. Look what he did to it!

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Post by comets78 » Wed Jul 28, 2004 11:29 pm

kitt what is it lassie did micheal fall down the hole again?

dog1 woooffff
dog2 wooofff
dog3 wooffff
dog4 woofffff

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Post by R.J.1984 » Fri Jul 30, 2004 3:26 am

K.I.T.T. : Alright - Paws where I can see them. And No sudden movements either!!!!

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Post by cloudkitt » Sat Jul 31, 2004 12:29 am

CAKnight's first one and pewter's are my fave's, lol
Michael: "KITT! Where are ya?!"
K.I.T.T.: "I'm in your parking space, Michael, where else would I be?"

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Post by CAKnight » Sat Jul 31, 2004 2:46 am

OMG! The owner of this vehicle has a HUGE stash of dog bones in his car! Let's wait here till he returns, so that he can adopt us as his pets!

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Post by pdennis93 » Sat Jul 31, 2004 8:18 pm

one of the dogs to kitt

"hey, im lookin for the fella who shot my pa"

:roll:

(sorry couldnt resist that one :))


german shephord to the dog in the back

"yes this is the one, i saw 3 of these parked outside the local starbucks this morning which tells me only one thing, there are too many self indulgant wieners in this city with too much bloody money"

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Post by Knight Racer » Sat Jul 31, 2004 10:24 pm

This car is so old.Lets all see if its got a talking alarm.Everyone together 1,2,3 PUSH!!!

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Post by FuzzieDice » Sun Aug 01, 2004 8:37 am

Now THAT is a good one! :lol:

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Post by kido » Sun Aug 01, 2004 12:16 pm

I like the Gone in 60 sec. one. :P
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