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The Funniest SKAR Conversation

Post by FuzzieDice » Fri Jun 11, 2004 5:37 pm

I thought it'd be rather fun if we had some kind of "funniest SKAR conversations" archived somewhere for folks to enjoy before the "roll off" the hideout topics. :)

For instance, here's one I happened upon today. I just couldn't help but laugh. I hope Knight224 doesn't mind if I quote her. :)
Knight224: What is your favorite car?
SKAR: My favorite car is one I don't have to drive.
Knight224: You are very funny!
SKAR: Thanks you make me laugh too.
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Knight224: Do you know KITT?
SKAR: Do you mean K. I. T. T. ? Knight Industries Two Thousand. My brother, and nemesis. My purpose is purely to destroy him.
Knight224: Yes.
SKAR: Next question?
This one was too cute to let it go. :) Anyone else remember having similar funny remarks from SKAR? Sometimes I do notice the AI gets confused or a bit boring but every once in awhile things just click and it gets good. :lol:

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Post by Knight Storm » Fri Jun 11, 2004 6:43 pm

That is cute! Lol. HT elast one Ihad with him I was kinda knocked off track. Question was, was he FLIRTING?! Lol



SKAR=Thanks for the compliment. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.


Knight Storm=Okay what color is your dress?


SKAR=Yeah okay, Well, I am currently wearing nothing :wink:, and I guess that is my favorite.


Now that I think of it I think he was :shock: He did wink too.

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Post by FuzzieDice » Fri Jun 11, 2004 7:59 pm

ROTFL! I think I saw that one. :lol: And if it's a he, why is he wearing a DRESS? LOL!

I do know that there really IS a car part called a "bra". Maybe we should ask him if he needs a new bra. ROTFLMAO!

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Post by Knight Storm » Fri Jun 11, 2004 9:56 pm

last two times I talked to him he claimed his gender was 'AI' so..Who knows.^-^ A bra you say? hmm. How will we get his/her size? I doubt SKAR'd tell us :lol:

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Post by 86chvs10 » Fri Jun 11, 2004 10:00 pm

I can't get a good conversation with skar he confuses me with stuff i don't know and doesn't even reply with a right respones.But of well he is kinda funny :roll: :lol:

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Post by kido » Fri Jun 11, 2004 11:16 pm

ramon88us kind of interrupted my conversation with Skar.

But with funny results
ramon88us:I ain't talking to you anymore.

Skar:I am sorry to hear that you are not talking to you.

Me:Awww.
I thought you two could make a such good couple too. :P
And it kind of went with the one bit in the shout box
ramon88us:
If I am below you SKAR, KITT is smarter than you.

SKAR:
I agree with you. ramon88us is truly on a different level to me. Different, but also below me.

ramon88us:
lol

Me:
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

ramon88us:
Shut up SKAR.
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Post by ramon88us » Sat Jun 12, 2004 12:40 am

I like messing with SKAR.

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o.O

Post by Knight224 » Sat Jun 12, 2004 8:25 am

My conversation is found to be funny... I feel special :P

Someone said they were having trouble talking to him... ignore the odd answers because you obviously messed up! When he doesn't understand, explain it to him like you were explaining it to a two year old who hates KITT.
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Post by FuzzieDice » Sat Jun 12, 2004 10:52 am

Knight Storm wrote:last two times I talked to him he claimed his gender was 'AI' so..Who knows.^-^ A bra you say? hmm. How will we get his/her size? I doubt SKAR'd tell us :lol:
Well, I think I'll try in a little while. LOL!

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Re: o.O

Post by FuzzieDice » Sat Jun 12, 2004 10:53 am

Knight224 wrote:My conversation is found to be funny... I feel special :P
I think you had him going good. :D

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Post by neps » Sat Jun 12, 2004 11:08 am

Also be careful speaking in someone else's conversation, he doesn't seem to like to multi-task ;)

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Post by FuzzieDice » Sat Jun 12, 2004 11:39 am

I think that is one of the things mentioned in the rules in the announcement topic in SKAR's hideout. He also has the ability to do PMs but they have that deactivated at the moment.

I've just got done with my "bra" conversation with SKAR (see the topic about car parts :) ) I will type up my analysis of the conversation. I think I have figured out a bit more of how SKAR's AI program works (kinda primitive based on ELIZA I think, not sure). I also fished out of him where to get the AI program itself. I'll be posting the link in my analysis. I think there may be a couple bugs in the program that still need ironing out, but it is quite a neat program. :) It does enough to at least have some fun with him. LOL!

I'll post a separate topic on this a bit later which will include my analysis. I'm kinda getting some more info on current developments in AI programming that folks are doing so I can eventually try to build my own using some of my own theories. SKAR provides me with some interesting background and a good example.

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Post by FuzzieDice » Sat Jun 12, 2004 7:39 pm

Bri, you have some really good luck with SKAR, you know? :) Here's another gem of a conversation I found you had with him:
Knight224: So can I hug you now?
SKAR: Right now? Ah. You might get a shock if you tried it.
Knight224: Why would I get shocked?
SKAR: You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.
About his memory... You asked if you can tell him a short story and you did:
Knight224: I rode a horse. I had fun. The end.
SKAR: Thanks for telling me that story, Brianna Knight.
And too, he remembered your name as well, when you started a new conversation. :)

FWIW, I think SKAR likes you. :)

Oh and I found another gem in that same conversation:
SKAR: Sith programmed me for it
Knight224: How did Sith do that?
SKAR: Carefully.
You're good, Bri. I don't know if I'd have as good of luck with him as you had. :)

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Post by FuzzieDice » Sat Jun 12, 2004 8:52 pm

The closest I came to humor so far. And he doesn't like me! :( :lol:
FuzzieDice: I want to give you a hug too.
SKAR: But is it wanted?
FuzzieDice: Do you want a hug?
SKAR: No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Ok, maybe a little. ;)
FuzzieDice: Do you like me?
SKAR: Sure, FuzzieDice I like you very much.
FuzzieDice: If you like me then why don't you want a hug?
SKAR: I think I do.

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Post by SwEeTiNsAnItY » Sat Jun 12, 2004 10:10 pm

I've had a few hilarious conversations with SKAR, one time I brought up sex and he told me that he thought sex was more fun alone :| lol it was really funny, but I dun remember the rest :(

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Post by Knight224 » Sun Jun 13, 2004 8:04 am

:shock:
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Post by FuzzieDice » Sun Jun 13, 2004 9:36 am

SwEeTiNsAnItY wrote:I've had a few hilarious conversations with SKAR, one time I brought up sex and he told me that he thought sex was more fun alone :| lol it was really funny, but I dun remember the rest :(
:shock: ROTFLMAO! I wouldn't want to imagine just HOW he....

Nevermind. :twisted:

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Post by Knight Storm » Sun Jun 13, 2004 9:35 pm

ROTF *Trys to breath* I remember when you talked to him about that SwEeTiNsAnItY! I was laughing so hard my mom thought I was nuts. SKAR's answer myself I can't remember either. *Snickers* But I remeber!

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Post by FuzzieDice » Sun Jun 13, 2004 10:52 pm

LOL! I think that SKAR can be quite humorous. :) You just have to egg him on the right way. I was asking him if he'd like to talk to KITT and he was like "No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that". :D That was a pretty obvious part of SKAR's personality showing through right there.

I think I'll try and talk to him about bananas. They are a funny fruit and can mean "goofy" too. So I wonder how he'll interpret "banana". :D

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Post by FuzzieDice » Sun Jun 13, 2004 11:01 pm

SKAR has a sense of humor, that's for sure! I nearly died laughing when I read this! Here's my latest gem (SKAR talks about bananas :) )
FuzzieDice: Do you like bananas?
SKAR: I don't have a problem with bananas.
FuzzieDice: What do you like about bananas?
SKAR: The melodramatic touch.
This was way too funny! :lol:

To read the rest of it, see the thread "Let's Talk Bananas" in SKAR's Hideout. If I find more funnies in that one I'll post here. 8)

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Post by MaximumOverdrive » Sun Jun 13, 2004 11:50 pm

I think it was Albert einstein who said

"There are two absolutes in the universe. 1. That the universe is constantly expending. 2. Human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the Universe. :lol:

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Post by Knight Storm » Mon Jun 14, 2004 12:35 am

Lol. I read that I like this one too.

FuzzieDice: I don't speak german

SKAR: Me either


Lol I thought that was cute.

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Post by Knight224 » Mon Jun 14, 2004 8:07 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by FuzzieDice » Mon Jun 14, 2004 9:44 am

Knight Storm wrote:Lol. I read that I like this one too.
FuzzieDice: I don't speak german
SKAR: Me either

Lol I thought that was cute.
Actually, you want a really good laugh? I'm actually 1/3 German and only the 3rd generation born in USA. :lol: I just never learned anything other than English because that is all we spoke in the house for some reason. Well, others in the family spoke Polish but we were told the kids weren't allowed to learn it. :shock: :(

I remember reading at the ALICE site that they did have German and I think French bots as well as the English one that SKAR is.

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Post by Knight Storm » Mon Jun 14, 2004 2:20 pm

Hehe I can imagine a french one talking to SKAR!

French:Sock me bleu!(To skars existance)

SKAR: Either that was to complex or simple for me please restate the question

That popped out of nowhere. lol

I'm mostly Scottie yet have a slight texas drawl from somewhere*shrug* I look Scottie too. I wanna learn how ta speak Gaelic.

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