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Four word episode reviews

Post by Michael Pajaro » Mon Mar 29, 2004 1:13 pm

Stumbled upon a curious website called "Four Word Film Reviews". The idea is to review a film in exactly four words. For example, The Lord of the Rings is "Long, but Hobbit Forming".

How about some 4 word Knight Rider reviews? You can be literal, or creative. "Lost Knight" could be "KITT loses his memory", or "KITT gets a hangover." Goliath might be "Michael's insurance rates increase."

The basic rule is the review should be exactly 4 words; no more, no less.


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Post by neps » Mon Mar 29, 2004 2:00 pm

How about like for Goliath:

Evil Brother destroy Foundation


Does it have to be a sentence, or can it be words to describe it?

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Post by Michael Pajaro » Mon Mar 29, 2004 2:20 pm

There's pretty much only one rule: Four words.

It can be a sentence, a fragment, or just individual words.

Bonus points for bad puns, bad alliteration, and bad pop-culture references.
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Post by KARR Engineer » Mon Mar 29, 2004 2:21 pm

Race For Life: Michael KITT save Becky.

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Post by Knight of Sweden » Mon Mar 29, 2004 2:32 pm

KITT vs KARR = Evil Twin KARR back

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Post by Michael Pajaro » Mon Mar 29, 2004 2:37 pm

A few more episodes:

Revenge of Teddy Ruxpin
Knightmare on Elm Street (been used previously)
Bonnie saves Cousin Oliver
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Post by KARR Engineer » Mon Mar 29, 2004 2:44 pm

Goliath Returns: Garth back Goliath rebuilt.

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Post by SwEeTiNsAnItY » Mon Mar 29, 2004 4:41 pm

lol, Michael Pajaro's are funny! Too bad I ain't that clever...

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Post by neps » Mon Mar 29, 2004 6:00 pm

How about:

Soccer ball can fly

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Post by knightshade » Mon Mar 29, 2004 7:05 pm

Oooh, a fun game.


Junkyard Dog: Ad For Super Fund
Knight Sting: Please Don't Pass Gas
Fright Knight: Phantom Freddy Frightens Film

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Post by growup » Tue Mar 30, 2004 5:36 pm

How about : another episode same outcome. After all the good guy always wins.

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Post by pdennis93 » Sun Apr 18, 2004 5:36 pm

Kitt Beat a Ferrari (knights of the fast lane)
Big Limo Go Boom (buyout)
Wally Cleaver Steals Software (NOBODY DOES IT BETTER)
Kitt Gets Anal Probed (knight of the drones) or for kotd
"kitt had fun fun fun till the guy with the tbird blew him away" (sorry couldnt resist that one im listening to that song right now)
General Lee Blew up (give me liberty)
KITT = BIG Foot Sandwitch (rotton apples)
Slammin' Sammys Stunt Circus (Circus Knights)

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Post by K-A-R-R » Mon Apr 19, 2004 2:39 pm

Goliath-(Goliath a brillaint villain)
Goliath Returns-( Goliath back even meaner)
Trust Doesn't Rust-( Enter K.A.R.R., evil twin)
No Big Thing-( Devon put in jail)
K.I.T.T. vs K.A.R.R.-( K.A.R.R. makes a comeback)

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