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Just a single exchange or line that was your favorite in some way (laugh, cry, cheer, whatever).

My favorite, from Knight of the Phoenix:

Devon: Trust me.
Michael: I'll never trust anyone again.

Something is definitely lost in writing it here and it seems like a pretty bland/silly choice. This was my favorite because there was a kind of bleak levity to it. He was kinda (or mostly) serious, but at the same time he had this half smile on his face. It just stuck with me because everytime I have a weird bad experience with someone, I somehow think of that exchange and grin. For example, some random person asked to borrow my pen and promised up and down she'll return it. She didn't and I think of that scene again and laugh.

"Gay!? What's she doing here?" haha

"I smell a rat."-Goliath

This line was right after the wall exploded and Michael and Kitt were boxed in to fight Goliath the first time.I always felt that the hoff botched the line and it was supposed to be "I smell a rat".

Kitt: How are you getting in?
Michael: I'm gonna pick the lock!!!
Kitt: That's illegal, Michael.
Michael: So is the way we parked...

Buy Out

Knightmares

Michael: Kitt,I need ya!
Kitt: It's about time.

"One Man Can Make A Difference" that line is the epitome of what the series was about.

Season One Episode One- Knight of The pheonix.

"But Keep your eyes On Your Rear View Mirror, We've Been flashing You For Miles"....

Micheal-" Ok!, Why Do I Get The Feeling That This Wont Be The Last Time I Run Into Trouble In This Town Agine?'

Pilot KR08

Michael : Togethere again
KITT: I am incapable of happiness however it seems quite logical you are here.
Michael : Ya I know... Mind if I drive
KITT : Is this going to become a habit
Michael : Definately.

From KOTP

Devon: Shall we drink to what may be the start of...
Michael: Of what?
Devon: One man's dream
Michael: And to our future no matter who it might take us up against or where.

For me this scene really struck a nerve when they showed it in KR2000, up until that point I still had hope that Michael and the black Trans am would return to fight crime, Wilton's dream and legacy died with Devon.

I got a couple:

Inside Out:

Kitt: Michael?
Michael: Yes, Kitt.
Kitt: I have been wondering about something.
Michael: Nuclear physics.
Kitt: No...Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't we enroute to Colenel Kincade's current base of operations?
Michael: Yeah, what about it?
Kitt: Unless I am mistaken but didn't Mr. Miles say that no law enforcement agent had ever returned from there?
Michael: That's right.
Kitt: I see...Do you know what happened to their cars?

Devon: Dune buggies? Beanie bags?
Kitt: No, bean bags. A beanie is a small head covering which...
Devon: Yes, I can speak english, Kitt.
Kitt: Yes, Sir. And splendidly.
Devon: You tell me that they are attacking a prison?
Kitt: Yes, Sir. Flint Mountain Penetentary in 10 hours and 38 minutes.
Devon: Yes, it's unbelievable. It's absolutely unbelievable. And Michael quite certain of this?
Kitt: I am Sir. Would you like me to give a 40 point cross-indexed statistical read out?
Devon: Good Lord no. It's 2 a.m.
Kitt: 2:02 a.m. to be exact.
Devon: Thank you. Alright, Kitt. I'll deal with it. Tell Michael we'll be ready and tell him good show.
Kitt: Ehem...
Devon: And you too, Kitt.
Kitt: Thank you, Sir. Kitt signing off. (in a haughty tone)
Devon: Thank God.

Race for Life:

Michael: Good work, Kitt!
Kitt: Naturally.

Killer Kitt:

RCIII: Ah, see. You 'ain't' ever gonna be guilty of such hidious behavior again.
Kitt: Very funny, RC. I have the feeling that I ain't ever going to hear the end of this.
Michael: Don't worry, Pal. We promise never to hold anything you said in captivity against you.
Kitt: Thank you, Michael. Now if you all excuse me, this has been a harrowing experience. I'm still feeling somewhat unnerved.
Michael: Wait a minute, I got something that might cheer you up. How about a little...music.
Kitt: Forgive them Vilvaldi, they know not what they do.

Out of the Woods:

Michael: Hey its cus you guys got no idea what kinda torture I was goin through. His accent was drivin me up the wall, let me tell ya.
Kitt: I wish you'd stop rubbing it in Michael. It was your driving that caused my english to become less then perfect.
(Michael gives a funny look after this.)

Journey to the End of Knight:

Kitt: I am still learning the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine.
Michael: Every cowboy needs a sidekick.
Kitt: I would not sell youself short, Michael. You are much more than a horse.
Michael: Hey, sense of humor! That's new.
Kitt: So is friendship.

Fly By Knight:

Michael: Kitt, check each number for lattitude and longitude.
Kitt: I know, Michael.
Michael: Alright, no need to get...snooty.
Kitt: Maybe if you respect my atonomy a bit more, I would respect yours.
Michael: I'm sorry, are we having a couple's moment here?
Kitt: I am simply making you aware that I do not need to be told what to do all the time.
Michael: Kitt, I hear you. Okay?
Kitt: Okay.
Billy: Mike, did I just hear Kitt smacking you around?
Michael: Kitt and I are comunicating, it's what partners do.
Billy: Oh, it just sounded like Kitt was making you his b****.

I Love the Knight Life:

Kitt: Michael, don't you think we should go over the current case file?
Michael: Do I look like a dork in this suit?
Kitt: Yes, Michael, you do. But please try to pay attention.

Michael: Kitt and I were just going over it.
Kitt: And by just, he means just about to.
Michael: Geeze, Sarah, thanks for installing the Back-stabbing program. It's really working out.

I know many more, but I'll be here all night listing them. These are just some highlights to what I love.

my fav quote from the original series is in Goliath returns:

[after Goliath drives through a trailer full of rocks]

Kitt: "Unlike that dinosaur we cant push ourselves through"
Michael: "I know KITT, its not our style"
[Presses Turbo Boost]

Michael: The armor plate in the door of that limo was so below spec you could use it to wrap sandwiches.

Buy Out

from dead of knight
kitt:"if you don't mind arnold would you get both dumbells of my hood"
'arnold':there's only 1 dumbell on your hood"
kitt:now there's only 1 dumbell on my hood and would you kindly take it off!"

KR08 Knight of the Zodiac

Its in my sig

Knight of the Phoenix

KITT: A social gathering place where alcohol is consumed in quantity, remember this is business not pleasure.
MICHAEL: You’re as much fun as a divorce which is not a bad idea.
KITT: I want custody of me!
MICHAEL: You know i should have gotten rid of you before i turned you on, now i can't shut u up!
MICHAEL: Hi lady's
LADY: Boy some people start early. (Because he was talking to his car)

LOLL, from memory so not entirely accurate but you get the gist.

From I Love the Knight Life:

Mike: "It's okay. I'm a FLAG."

junkyard dog
bonnie."kitt whats the square root of 256 and the capital of montana?"
kitt."bonnie really"
bonnie."kitt,do you know the answer?"
kitt."can michael jackson moonwalk?" RIP MJ

"I hope we have the right apartment Michael!" _KITT

Here are some of my favorites from Knight Rider 2008:

A Hard Day's Knight:

Billy: I am so not cleaning this up

Knight Of The Hunter:

Not sure on his right words on those one
Mike: Can you help us before you go night night

Sandra: It depends how fast this thing can go
Mike: This thing? You call this car a thing?

Knight Of The Zodiac:

Mike: You ladies happen to know what stay in Las Vegas stays in....... KITT

Fly By Knight:

Sarah: Mike and KITT been spending way to much time together

Knight In The City:

Mike: You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here


I can be here all day giving you lines of the cast, but those are my favorites.

So many eps! So little space! LOL
I can't really think of any from TOS as I don't have them memorized yet
But among KR08 my faves are ones that are already listed:
Fly By Knight:
Billy: Mike, did I just hear Kitt smacking you around?
Michael: Kitt and I are comunicating, it's what partners do.
Billy: Oh, it just sounded like Kitt was making you his *itch.

Knight Fever- (oh crap! it eludes me!) It's the line where KITT expresses his remorse over the death and questions himself.

Journey to the End of Knight - Kitt: I would not sell youself short, Michael. You are much more than a horse. (great one!)

And my fave is in my sig line:

A Plush Ride

Michael:Maybe I can get something out of her.
Kitt: I've heard that 1 before.

or

Kitt: I wouldn't touch that line with a 10 foot pole.

I forgot which one sounded funnier to me.

I just remembered the one I was trying to remember! It wasn't Knight Fever it was in ep2 of the reboot. Can't believe I forgot it!
Day Turns Into Knight:
Kitt- "Sarah, our father is dead."
I got misty just remembering it!

Favourite KITT/MK quote:
The pilot episode:
KITT: "As we're in a slightly irritable mood may I suggest we swich into the autocruise mode?"
Michael: "NO, you many NOT"

Favourite KARR quote:
KITT vs KARR:
KARR: "Well well well... What do we have here? A pacemaker...."

Lost Knight:
Let's show em what a little high octane can do
I say this line almost daily driving to work.


When the chick is looking for John is Kitt vs. Karr
John's voice: get in
Chick: Where's John or something like that
Karr: sorry.... He coulden't make it
chick: screeeeeeeeam

KITT:
"Michael that's impossible! A car doesn't drive by itself!"
Michael:
"Don't they!?"