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What's your favorite random line from any KR?

Post by manlai » Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:29 am

Just a single exchange or line that was your favorite in some way (laugh, cry, cheer, whatever).

My favorite, from Knight of the Phoenix:

Devon: Trust me.
Michael: I'll never trust anyone again.

Something is definitely lost in writing it here and it seems like a pretty bland/silly choice. This was my favorite because there was a kind of bleak levity to it. He was kinda (or mostly) serious, but at the same time he had this half smile on his face. It just stuck with me because everytime I have a weird bad experience with someone, I somehow think of that exchange and grin. For example, some random person asked to borrow my pen and promised up and down she'll return it. She didn't and I think of that scene again and laugh.

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Post by tamatt27 » Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:36 am

"Gay!? What's she doing here?" haha
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Post by Knight Racer » Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:24 pm

"I smell a rat."-Goliath

This line was right after the wall exploded and Michael and Kitt were boxed in to fight Goliath the first time.I always felt that the hoff botched the line and it was supposed to be "I smell a rat".

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Re: What's your favorite random line from any KR?

Post by Knight-Armen » Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:02 am

Kitt: How are you getting in?
Michael: I'm gonna pick the lock!!!
Kitt: That's illegal, Michael.
Michael: So is the way we parked...

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Michael: Kitt what matters to me is who you are not what you look like. Sure we don't have the car so we can't turbo boost so we can't go over 200 miles an hour but it was all icing on the cake anyway

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Post by Knight Racer » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:56 am

Knightmares

Michael: Kitt,I need ya!
Kitt: It's about time.

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Post by Stealthwalker » Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:05 pm

"One Man Can Make A Difference" that line is the epitome of what the series was about. :good: :kitt2:
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Post by quintonthomas » Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:34 pm

Season One Episode One- Knight of The pheonix.

"But Keep your eyes On Your Rear View Mirror, We've Been flashing You For Miles"....

Micheal-" Ok!, Why Do I Get The Feeling That This Wont Be The Last Time I Run Into Trouble In This Town Agine?'

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Post by knight_Sam » Wed Jul 01, 2009 5:02 am

Pilot KR08

Michael : Togethere again
KITT: I am incapable of happiness however it seems quite logical you are here.
Michael : Ya I know... Mind if I drive
KITT : Is this going to become a habit
Michael : Definately.

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Post by blowersho » Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:43 pm

From KOTP

Devon: Shall we drink to what may be the start of...
Michael: Of what?
Devon: One man's dream
Michael: And to our future no matter who it might take us up against or where.

For me this scene really struck a nerve when they showed it in KR2000, up until that point I still had hope that Michael and the black Trans am would return to fight crime, Wilton's dream and legacy died with Devon.

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Re: What's your favorite random line from any KR?

Post by 2K&3KKITT » Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:20 pm

I got a couple:

Inside Out:

Kitt: Michael?
Michael: Yes, Kitt.
Kitt: I have been wondering about something.
Michael: Nuclear physics.
Kitt: No...Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't we enroute to Colenel Kincade's current base of operations?
Michael: Yeah, what about it?
Kitt: Unless I am mistaken but didn't Mr. Miles say that no law enforcement agent had ever returned from there?
Michael: That's right.
Kitt: I see...Do you know what happened to their cars?

Devon: Dune buggies? Beanie bags?
Kitt: No, bean bags. A beanie is a small head covering which...
Devon: Yes, I can speak english, Kitt.
Kitt: Yes, Sir. And splendidly.
Devon: You tell me that they are attacking a prison?
Kitt: Yes, Sir. Flint Mountain Penetentary in 10 hours and 38 minutes.
Devon: Yes, it's unbelievable. It's absolutely unbelievable. And Michael quite certain of this?
Kitt: I am Sir. Would you like me to give a 40 point cross-indexed statistical read out?
Devon: Good Lord no. It's 2 a.m.
Kitt: 2:02 a.m. to be exact.
Devon: Thank you. Alright, Kitt. I'll deal with it. Tell Michael we'll be ready and tell him good show.
Kitt: Ehem...
Devon: And you too, Kitt.
Kitt: Thank you, Sir. Kitt signing off. (in a haughty tone)
Devon: Thank God.

Race for Life:

Michael: Good work, Kitt!
Kitt: Naturally.

Killer Kitt:

RCIII: Ah, see. You 'ain't' ever gonna be guilty of such hidious behavior again.
Kitt: Very funny, RC. I have the feeling that I ain't ever going to hear the end of this.
Michael: Don't worry, Pal. We promise never to hold anything you said in captivity against you.
Kitt: Thank you, Michael. Now if you all excuse me, this has been a harrowing experience. I'm still feeling somewhat unnerved.
Michael: Wait a minute, I got something that might cheer you up. How about a little...music.
Kitt: Forgive them Vilvaldi, they know not what they do.

Out of the Woods:

Michael: Hey its cus you guys got no idea what kinda torture I was goin through. His accent was drivin me up the wall, let me tell ya.
Kitt: I wish you'd stop rubbing it in Michael. It was your driving that caused my english to become less then perfect.
(Michael gives a funny look after this.)

Journey to the End of Knight:

Kitt: I am still learning the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine.
Michael: Every cowboy needs a sidekick.
Kitt: I would not sell youself short, Michael. You are much more than a horse.
Michael: Hey, sense of humor! That's new.
Kitt: So is friendship.

Fly By Knight:

Michael: Kitt, check each number for lattitude and longitude.
Kitt: I know, Michael.
Michael: Alright, no need to get...snooty.
Kitt: Maybe if you respect my atonomy a bit more, I would respect yours.
Michael: I'm sorry, are we having a couple's moment here?
Kitt: I am simply making you aware that I do not need to be told what to do all the time.
Michael: Kitt, I hear you. Okay?
Kitt: Okay.
Billy: Mike, did I just hear Kitt smacking you around?
Michael: Kitt and I are comunicating, it's what partners do.
Billy: Oh, it just sounded like Kitt was making you his b****.

I Love the Knight Life:

Kitt: Michael, don't you think we should go over the current case file?
Michael: Do I look like a dork in this suit?
Kitt: Yes, Michael, you do. But please try to pay attention.

Michael: Kitt and I were just going over it.
Kitt: And by just, he means just about to.
Michael: Geeze, Sarah, thanks for installing the Back-stabbing program. It's really working out.

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Post by crashb648 » Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:07 am

my fav quote from the original series is in Goliath returns:

[after Goliath drives through a trailer full of rocks]

Kitt: "Unlike that dinosaur we cant push ourselves through"
Michael: "I know KITT, its not our style"
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Post by Knight-Armen » Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:41 am

Michael: The armor plate in the door of that limo was so below spec you could use it to wrap sandwiches.

Buy Out
Michael: Kitt what matters to me is who you are not what you look like. Sure we don't have the car so we can't turbo boost so we can't go over 200 miles an hour but it was all icing on the cake anyway

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Post by peterp&j » Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:36 pm

from dead of knight
kitt:"if you don't mind arnold would you get both dumbells of my hood"
'arnold':there's only 1 dumbell on your hood"
kitt:now there's only 1 dumbell on my hood and would you kindly take it off!"
michael;i've got a problem.
devon;my dear boy,dont be so modest,you have a wide range of problems.

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Post by Slade » Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:34 am

KR08 Knight of the Zodiac

Its in my sig :D
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Post by the original KITT » Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:02 am

Knight of the Phoenix

KITT: A social gathering place where alcohol is consumed in quantity, remember this is business not pleasure.
MICHAEL: You’re as much fun as a divorce which is not a bad idea.
KITT: I want custody of me!
MICHAEL: You know i should have gotten rid of you before i turned you on, now i can't shut u up!
MICHAEL: Hi lady's
LADY: Boy some people start early. (Because he was talking to his car)

LOLL, from memory so not entirely accurate but you get the gist.


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Post by Slim_Knight » Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:44 pm

From I Love the Knight Life:

Mike: "It's okay. I'm a FLAG."
KITT: Michael, your blood alcohol level is far too high to allow you to take the wheel.
MIKE: That’s fine. I don’t wanna drive anyway. I want a burger. Take me to a drive-thru.

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Post by peterp&j » Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:26 am

junkyard dog
bonnie."kitt whats the square root of 256 and the capital of montana?"
kitt."bonnie really"
bonnie."kitt,do you know the answer?"
kitt."can michael jackson moonwalk?" RIP MJ
michael;i've got a problem.
devon;my dear boy,dont be so modest,you have a wide range of problems.

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Post by KARR2K2 » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:18 pm

"I hope we have the right apartment Michael!" _KITT

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Post by juliec30 » Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:22 pm

Here are some of my favorites from Knight Rider 2008:

A Hard Day's Knight:

Billy: I am so not cleaning this up

Knight Of The Hunter:

Not sure on his right words on those one
Mike: Can you help us before you go night night

Sandra: It depends how fast this thing can go
Mike: This thing? You call this car a thing?

Knight Of The Zodiac:

Mike: You ladies happen to know what stay in Las Vegas stays in....... KITT

Fly By Knight:

Sarah: Mike and KITT been spending way to much time together

Knight In The City:

Mike: You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here


I can be here all day giving you lines of the cast, but those are my favorites.
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Post by FordFilly82 » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:35 pm

So many eps! So little space! LOL
I can't really think of any from TOS as I don't have them memorized yet :P
But among KR08 my faves are ones that are already listed:
Fly By Knight:
Billy: Mike, did I just hear Kitt smacking you around?
Michael: Kitt and I are comunicating, it's what partners do.
Billy: Oh, it just sounded like Kitt was making you his *itch.

Knight Fever- (oh crap! it eludes me!) It's the line where KITT expresses his remorse over the death and questions himself.

Journey to the End of Knight - Kitt: I would not sell youself short, Michael. You are much more than a horse. (great one!)

And my fave is in my sig line:
Efficient Morphing Mobile Autonomy
KITT: There are not enough hours in the day for me to list everything that confuses you.
Mike: Oh, snap!
Kitt: Yes, Micheal. Snap.

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Post by Knight Racer » Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:14 am

A Plush Ride

Michael:Maybe I can get something out of her.
Kitt: I've heard that 1 before.

or

Kitt: I wouldn't touch that line with a 10 foot pole.

I forgot which one sounded funnier to me.

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Post by FordFilly82 » Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:59 am

I just remembered the one I was trying to remember! It wasn't Knight Fever it was in ep2 of the reboot. Can't believe I forgot it!
Day Turns Into Knight:
Kitt- "Sarah, our father is dead."
I got misty just remembering it!
Efficient Morphing Mobile Autonomy
KITT: There are not enough hours in the day for me to list everything that confuses you.
Mike: Oh, snap!
Kitt: Yes, Micheal. Snap.

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Post by B.R.O » Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:37 am

Favourite KITT/MK quote:
The pilot episode:
KITT: "As we're in a slightly irritable mood may I suggest we swich into the autocruise mode?"
Michael: "NO, you many NOT"

Favourite KARR quote:
KITT vs KARR:
KARR: "Well well well... What do we have here? A pacemaker...."

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Post by DevonStyles » Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:09 pm

Lost Knight:
Let's show em what a little high octane can do
I say this line almost daily driving to work.


When the chick is looking for John is Kitt vs. Karr
John's voice: get in
Chick: Where's John or something like that
Karr: sorry.... He coulden't make it
chick: screeeeeeeeam
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Post by knightrider7781 » Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:35 pm

KITT:
"Michael that's impossible! A car doesn't drive by itself!"
Michael:
"Don't they!?"

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