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If KITT was made by microsoft
Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:48 am
by FuzzieDice
This is funny... just imagine if KITT was a Microsoft product! If you think this is bad, read this:
http://tinyurl.com/ew7m6
My favorite is that they would have to press the 'start' button to shut off the engine!
Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:07 am
by KRFAN
lol liked everyone
Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:15 pm
by HungarianKnight
You would have to double-click the Turbo Boost button FIVE miles before the road block to get Kitt jumping...
Kitt's voice would be Microsoft Sam instead of William Daniels...
The well-known System Malfunction error would be replaced with a "blue death" screen...
The buttons Power, Normal, Auto and Pursuit would be replaced with Start, Crtl, Alt and Del...
Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:25 pm
by Juggernaut30
Everytime you push the Turbo..................
And sometimes.........
Markus
Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:31 pm
by Squirrel3D
The moment you activate skiing.....you get the blue screen of doom!!!!
rofl
Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:56 pm
by FuzzieDice
you guys are a riot!
Or, how about this:
I can't take credit for this one. I think someone here may have posted it in another thread. Hilarious just the same.
Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 5:04 pm
by Juggernaut30
Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 9:04 pm
by James_kr
They are all great LOL! I can see Michael on the phone to devon in netmeeting and a popup for you are the 1000th person to go on this website pops up.
Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:17 pm
by LadyV2000
James_kr wrote:They are all great LOL! I can see Michael on the phone to devon in netmeeting and a popup for you are the 1000th person to go on this website pops up.
Better yet: "CLICK HERE TO WIN A FREE iPOD"
Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:36 pm
by TurbomanKnight
The airbag system would say “Are you sure?” before going off.
LMAO
Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:40 pm
by FuzzieDice
Or, Michael goes to a web site to look up something and it ends up Porn! Imagine what KITT would say!
Or Micheal's email gets spammed....
Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:50 pm
by beatlemyn
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great!
Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:52 pm
by Major Ursa
Bonnie would have to call Bill Gates for tech support
Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 5:43 am
by J-Knight
Or when Bonnie requires the original team that built KITT for Junk Yard Dog, Bill would be one of them
Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:31 pm
by pbryant_knight
or.......
three weeks after first driving KITT michael tries to activate KITTs surveilance mode when he is prompted with the message "you must upgrade your software to utilise this option, please click on the link below for purchase options"
Peter
Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:03 pm
by lordvader
pbryant_knight wrote:or.......
three weeks after first driving KITT michael tries to activate KITTs surveilance mode when he is prompted with the message "you must upgrade your software to utilise this option, please click on the link below for purchase options"
Peter
And when KITT upgrades his software he is prompted with a message saying "For all of the updates to take affect, you must restart the system."
Just thought I'd add that.
Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:21 pm
by Radicalas
And the KITT name then must be Microsoft Industries New Technology (Windows NT) - M.I.N.T., and the name of Michael Knight then would be Michael Microsoft or Michael Gates.
Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:16 pm
by Juggernaut30
In the pilot,Michael didn`t get a shoot in his face.He`s get a cream pie in his face!
Markus
Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:49 am
by pbryant_knight
or a wad of cash in the face from Bills hefty wallet
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:07 am
by jup
On the positive upswing, Michael wouldn't be forced to play primitive Pac-Man and Auto Racing. He'd probably become a heavy gamer with the latest Halo edition.
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:21 am
by FuzzieDice
Radicalas wrote:And the KITT name then must be Microsoft Industries New Technology (Windows NT) - M.I.N.T., and the name of Michael Knight then would be Michael Microsoft or Michael Gates.
No, his name would be "Bob" as in "Microsoft Bob"
Good one!
Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:11 am
by jup
I wonder how compatable (or superior) KITT would be to ANY Windows interface.
Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 6:24 am
by trooper TK-WHA??
In Super Pursuit Mode,just as Michael is about to evade the Juggernaut,a message pops up:
WARNING!Super Pursuit Mode has made an illegal operation and must be shut down.
Send error report?
[Send] [Don't send]
Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:30 am
by jup
At almost any predictable tension moment, a background program will pop forth and demand that the user needs to either interact with it and/or needs to read about what ever is happening, thus overriding the necessary function trying to be used and (once again) forces the MBS to be THE ONLY line of defense against certain death and total destruction.
And, of course, being the high tech., in touch with every communication medium that KITT is, Michael would almost certainly be bombarded with friendly chatters who find his IM always active. "KITT. Give me everythi...*CHIME*...Ugh...I never should have given that kid my IM nick. 'I'm a little busy right now.'" "Can we chat? I'm a little bored." KITT: "Incoming missile, Michael." Michael: "This is not a good time to chat." Chat window: "Today, I made a craft at school. It's the most awesome..."
Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:11 am
by FuzzieDice
Reminds me of in the pilot when he was trying to keep Buddy's hands off KITT's controls!
