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If KITT was made by microsoft

Post by FuzzieDice » Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:48 am

This is funny... just imagine if KITT was a Microsoft product! If you think this is bad, read this:

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My favorite is that they would have to press the 'start' button to shut off the engine! :shock: :lol:

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Post by KRFAN » Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:07 am

lol liked everyone :lol:

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Post by HungarianKnight » Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:15 pm

You would have to double-click the Turbo Boost button FIVE miles before the road block to get Kitt jumping...

Kitt's voice would be Microsoft Sam instead of William Daniels...

The well-known System Malfunction error would be replaced with a "blue death" screen...

The buttons Power, Normal, Auto and Pursuit would be replaced with Start, Crtl, Alt and Del...

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Post by Juggernaut30 » Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:25 pm

Everytime you push the Turbo..................
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And sometimes.........
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:lol: :lol:


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Post by Squirrel3D » Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:31 pm

The moment you activate skiing.....you get the blue screen of doom!!!!

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Post by FuzzieDice » Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:56 pm

:lol: you guys are a riot!

Or, how about this:

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:twisted:

I can't take credit for this one. I think someone here may have posted it in another thread. Hilarious just the same. :)

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Post by Juggernaut30 » Sat Jun 24, 2006 5:04 pm

LOL.........ImageImageImage


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Post by James_kr » Sat Jun 24, 2006 9:04 pm

They are all great LOL! I can see Michael on the phone to devon in netmeeting and a popup for you are the 1000th person to go on this website pops up.
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Post by LadyV2000 » Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:17 pm

James_kr wrote:They are all great LOL! I can see Michael on the phone to devon in netmeeting and a popup for you are the 1000th person to go on this website pops up.


Better yet: "CLICK HERE TO WIN A FREE iPOD" :P :lol:
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Post by TurbomanKnight » Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:36 pm

The airbag system would say “Are you sure?” before going off.


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Post by FuzzieDice » Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:40 pm

Or, Michael goes to a web site to look up something and it ends up Porn! Imagine what KITT would say! :lol:

Or Micheal's email gets spammed....

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Post by beatlemyn » Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:50 pm

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great!
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Post by Major Ursa » Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:52 pm

Bonnie would have to call Bill Gates for tech support
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Post by J-Knight » Mon Jun 26, 2006 5:43 am

Or when Bonnie requires the original team that built KITT for Junk Yard Dog, Bill would be one of them :lol:
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Post by pbryant_knight » Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:31 pm

or.......

three weeks after first driving KITT michael tries to activate KITTs surveilance mode when he is prompted with the message "you must upgrade your software to utilise this option, please click on the link below for purchase options" :lol:

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Post by lordvader » Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:03 pm

pbryant_knight wrote:or.......

three weeks after first driving KITT michael tries to activate KITTs surveilance mode when he is prompted with the message "you must upgrade your software to utilise this option, please click on the link below for purchase options" :lol:

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And when KITT upgrades his software he is prompted with a message saying "For all of the updates to take affect, you must restart the system."

Just thought I'd add that.
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Post by Radicalas » Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:21 pm

And the KITT name then must be Microsoft Industries New Technology (Windows NT) - M.I.N.T., and the name of Michael Knight then would be Michael Microsoft or Michael Gates.

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Post by Juggernaut30 » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:16 pm

In the pilot,Michael didn`t get a shoot in his face.He`s get a cream pie in his face! :lol: :lol: :lol:



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Post by pbryant_knight » Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:49 am

or a wad of cash in the face from Bills hefty wallet :lol: :lol:
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Post by jup » Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:07 am

On the positive upswing, Michael wouldn't be forced to play primitive Pac-Man and Auto Racing. He'd probably become a heavy gamer with the latest Halo edition.

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Post by FuzzieDice » Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:21 am

Radicalas wrote:And the KITT name then must be Microsoft Industries New Technology (Windows NT) - M.I.N.T., and the name of Michael Knight then would be Michael Microsoft or Michael Gates.


No, his name would be "Bob" as in "Microsoft Bob" :lol:

Juggernaut30 wrote:In the pilot,Michael didn`t get a shoot in his face.He`s get a cream pie in his face! :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Good one!

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Post by jup » Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:11 am

I wonder how compatable (or superior) KITT would be to ANY Windows interface.

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Post by trooper TK-WHA?? » Thu Jun 29, 2006 6:24 am

In Super Pursuit Mode,just as Michael is about to evade the Juggernaut,a message pops up:
WARNING!Super Pursuit Mode has made an illegal operation and must be shut down.
Send error report?
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Post by jup » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:30 am

At almost any predictable tension moment, a background program will pop forth and demand that the user needs to either interact with it and/or needs to read about what ever is happening, thus overriding the necessary function trying to be used and (once again) forces the MBS to be THE ONLY line of defense against certain death and total destruction.

And, of course, being the high tech., in touch with every communication medium that KITT is, Michael would almost certainly be bombarded with friendly chatters who find his IM always active. "KITT. Give me everythi...*CHIME*...Ugh...I never should have given that kid my IM nick. 'I'm a little busy right now.'" "Can we chat? I'm a little bored." KITT: "Incoming missile, Michael." Michael: "This is not a good time to chat." Chat window: "Today, I made a craft at school. It's the most awesome..."

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Post by FuzzieDice » Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:11 am

:lol: Reminds me of in the pilot when he was trying to keep Buddy's hands off KITT's controls! :lol:

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