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Post by MIKEMAC » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:01 pm

Kitt was absoulitly hilarious, but in KR2000 he was such a smart azz it was so funny, the best part of the whole movie was when he is talking to the Knight 4000 and he says, "We have nothing further to discuss" and Kitt says....

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Post by Lyn » Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:08 pm

"He's a scuba diver, KITT, not ET"---Michael to KITT when he got Bobby Shell and his equipment inside KITT's trunk
"That's showbiz."---KITT
"You, on the other hand,are programmed to respond to nothing else."--KITT to Michael after telling Michael what's pretty to a car like him
"Did you hear of the man who thought he was an orange? He would've been put away except they needed the juice"--KITT the screwed jokemeister
"More like turbo boosted."--Michael to KITT

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Post by Arroww' » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:36 pm

KARR:"A pacemaker!?!? Well, well, well!" :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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Post by Lyn » Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:57 pm

From the TV movie "knight Rider 2000"--
"Michael, is that you?"--KITT
"Yeah."---Michael
"You look like crap!"---KITT
"So do you, pal!"--Michael

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Post by Wizster » Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:08 am

I like KITT talking about his enemies, such as about Goliath
"It appears to be large...oh, my goodness"
"What is it, KITT?"
"Large isn't the word, it's enormous"
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"Michael, surely you're not planning on going nose-to-nose with that..behemoth!?"

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Post by Lyn » Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:59 pm

Here's a good quote:
Bonnie:"You're trying to tempt me."
Michael: "How am I doing?"

This may not be a quote from "Knight Rider", per se, but it does come from David Hasselhoff nonetheless:
"Yes, I've learned that there are many bald sheep in Australia."(referring to the video clip about farmers in Australia shearing sheep)

I think DH loves Australian culture as a whole, but even 20 years ago, when he said this, he didn't take himself that seriously.

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Post by Lyn » Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:33 pm

"You had to tell me that, huh?"--Michael to KITT
"KITT, this place gives me the creeps!"--Michael under his breath before he got KITT to help him open up a door with a combination lock on it
"Call the cops to pick up these electric muscle-necks, will ya?"---Michael to KITT after they gave two muscle-bound henchmen
a bit of a persuasve jolt via KITT's elecrogeneration mode

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Post by Lyn » Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:08 am

"Now there's only one thing wrong with this car."--Bonnie
"I know,"--Michael
"The nut behind the wheel!"--Michael and Bonnie

"Speak of the devil..."--Bonnie, before Michael had himself said that a few times

"Michael and Bonnie?"--KITT
"Yes, KITT?"---Michael and Bonnie
"Why are you lying to each other?"--KITT

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Post by Lyn » Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:14 pm

"Can Michael Jackson moonwalk?"--KITT after Bonnie and the FLAG techs did more work on him
"Hmmm, I guess I need my humor chip!"--Michael
"Well, I'll remember that the next time I have sardines."---Michael with a twinkle in his eye toward KITT

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Post by KentuckyKITT » Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:41 pm

Mine would have to be the one I use in my signature line on all the boards I visit.....

"KITT, You always have something to say." -Michael
"KITT, if this is just a toy factory, I'm Peter Pan."

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Post by Lyn » Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:27 pm

"You may have a point there..."Michael to KITT after KITT had a problem with Devon being on a 'two-wheeled can-opener'
"Oh, Michael, you wouldn't!"--April

"Let's make like Donner and blitz'em!"--Michael

"Goliath eats road blocks for breakfast."
(later)"Looks like he had appetizers before breakfast"---Michael talking to KITT about the truck/weapon Goliath

"This is gonna be a long trip..."--Michael after hearing KITT somewhat sing, very badly, while on their way to Detroit for a postponed mission

"Gangway! Gangway! Wheelchair coming through!"--Michael

"Sometimes I swear I can hear my car talking to me, but then I get the ball joints lubed; clears it right up!" Michael to a mechanic who was stymied by KITT

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Post by Lyn » Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:10 pm

This is a not-so-funny quote, but it should be included here:
Michael to Mr. Byrock(or Birock):
"Justice is a two-way sword and you've been on the wrong side of it for too long, man."
(a few minutes later)
"Now you're going to feel the other side---the side that cuts!"

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Post by Lyn » Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:04 am

"I can do this with one wheel tied behind my axle!"---KITT
"Now we can't have yen or scheckels, now can we?"--- Michael to Devon
"Am I interrupting something here or what?"--Michael to Devon and Bonnie

Hey, folks, you can come add your own favorite quotes, OK?

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