Your Casting Knightmare

knightshade · Post by **knightshade** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:06 am

I was talking to a friend about the new Dukes of Hazzard movie -- specifically the horror of having Jessica Simpson in a lead role. And it got me thinking. There've been several threads about who everyone wants to see in the KR movie, how about a thread of crazy casts for KR. The cast that goes against everything the characters are or are just so wrong it's funny.

So here's my knightmare cast:

Leonardo Dicaprio or Ben Stiller as Michael Knight
Billy Bob Thorton as Devon Miles
Jessica Simpson as Bonnie Barstow
Fran Drescher as the voice of Kitt

(feel free to add other cast members)

Knight Girl · Post by **Knight Girl** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:32 am

As long as david hasselhoff is in it..

Knight Girl

FuzzieDice · Post by **FuzzieDice** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 1:43 am

OMG! Fran Drescher as KITT?

Ok, here goes (and I DID have to research this!

)...

Steven Segal as Michael Knight

William Regal (WWE Wrestler) or Alan Alda as Devon Miles

Elvira as Bonnie Barstow

Malcolm-Jamal Warner (doing a Steve Urkle voice!) as KITT. Imagine KITT botching a turbo boost and yelling "Did I do THAAAAAAT??!"

John DiMaggio (Bender/Futurama) as KARR

Vin Diesel as RC3

TurbomanKnight · Post by **TurbomanKnight** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 2:36 am

Macauley Culkin- Michael Knight

Hugh Hefner- Devon Miles (hehheh)

Nancy Regan- Bonnie

Conan O' Brien - Voice Of KITT

Snoop Dogg- RC3 (heheheh)

Tom Araya (the lead vocalist for the band SLAYER) - Voice of KARR

andrewd · Post by **andrewd** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 4:17 am

What about this

Molly Meldrum - Michael Knight
Jim Carey - Devon
Madonna - Bonnie
Arnold Swarznegger - Voice of Kitt

TurbomanKnight · Post by **TurbomanKnight** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 6:40 am

Arnold as KITT!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!! HHAHAHAAHAHAHHA

Knight Racer · Post by **Knight Racer** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:34 pm

Robyn Williams as Michael Knight
Tisha Cambell as Bonnie
Homer Simpson as KITT
Jay Leno as Devon Miles
Will Smith as RC3.

FuzzieDice · Post by **FuzzieDice** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 4:29 pm

You guys are a riot! I'm almost busting up reading these cast listings.

Fantine · Post by **Fantine** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 6:38 pm

Michael: Johnny Depp (please picture Willy Wonka Depp)
Devon: Tim Conway (then again....nah...)
Bonnie: Cher
Kitt: David Hyde Pierce

Knightmare indeed!

Lyn · Post by **Lyn** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 7:22 pm

I'm having a bad nightmare about a certain heiress(who shall remain nameless) being taken seriously as an actress without dedication to the acting profession, and I really hope D. Hasselhoff won't have her as a movie co-star anytime soon; I'd rather see him star in movies with Adam Sandler on a regular basis!

Phoenix915 · Post by **Phoenix915** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 8:09 pm

Owen Wilson - Micheal Knight/Long
Tara Reid - Bonnie Barstow
Christopher Walken - Devon Miles (What? He's CREEPY!)
And also starring Gilbert Gottfried as 'KITT'.

Yetiii98 · Post by **Yetiii98** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 1:34 pm

Michael Knight = Anthony Daniels in C3PO mode ("We're Doomed!")

Devon = Robin Williams (KITT "Michael Devon is calling" "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRNING MICHAEL!!!!")

Bonnie = David Hasselhoff in drag!!! (i dunno where that came from, but thinking about...WEIRD!!!!!)

RC3 = That guy who plays Hightower in police acadamy (can u imagine little RC3 about a foot bigger than michael lol)

Voice of KITT = Graham Norton (LOL KITT The camp car!!!!!)

Voice of KARR = MR T ("That was cheap imitation FOOL!" or when asked to turbo boost "aint no damn plane suckker!")

on a more serious note, after seeing Batman Begins, what do you think of Christian Bale as michael knight? Think he could be a great Michael Knight or Michael Knight Jr

rulloa81 · Post by **rulloa81** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:27 pm

Michael Knight - Chuck Norris

KITT - Tommy Chong

Bonnie - Ana Nicole Smith

Devon - Donald Trump

RC3 - Ice Cube

this would probably make a good "parrody" of KR

TurbomanKnight · Post by **TurbomanKnight** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 12:35 am

rulloa81 wrote: Devon - Donald Trump

"Michael, YOUR FIRED!!!"

rulloa81 · Post by **rulloa81** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 12:53 am

TurbomanKnight wrote:
rulloa81 wrote: Devon - Donald Trump
"Michael, YOUR FIRED!!!"

knightshade · Post by **knightshade** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:59 pm

*shivers at most of these suggestions*

Okay, there are a lot of really bad casting options.

jyd85 · Post by **jyd85** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:58 pm

Christopher Walken - Devon Miles (What? He's CREEPY!)

He is.

He would have made a great villain on the series.

As long as the movie doesn’t have Ashton Kutcher, Tom Cruise, or Jessica Simpson in it, I'll be pretty happy.

TashaKnight · Post by **TashaKnight** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:12 am

You guys are SICK!!!!!!! *falls on the floor laughing*

Keep it up!

TurbomanKnight · Post by **TurbomanKnight** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:00 am

Michael Knight- Matt LeBlanc

Bonnie- Jennifer Aniston

Voice of KITT- Matthew Perry

Voice of KARR- Lisa Kudrow

RC3- Courtney Cox Arquette

Devon- David Schwimmer

HEHEHEH Cast of "FRIENDS" do Knight Rider. What a show that would be. lolololol

rulloa81 · Post by **rulloa81** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:32 pm

TurbomanKnight wrote: RC3- Courtney Cox Arquette

how would that work?

TurbomanKnight · Post by **TurbomanKnight** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:37 pm

I really have no clue. I needed someone from the show to fill in. Again, KNIGHTMARE!

rulloa81 · Post by **rulloa81** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:09 pm

Hey I have a new list of casting knightmares

Michael Knight - Danny DeVito

KITT - Lil' John

Bonnie - Christina Applegate

Devon - Ozzy Osborne

RC3 - Shaquile O'Neal

TurbomanKnight · Post by **TurbomanKnight** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:20 pm

rulloa81 wrote:Hey I have a new list of casting knightmares

Michael Knight - Danny DeVito

"KITT, I can't see the road!!"

rulloa81 wrote:Devon - Ozzy Osborne

What the #$^&?????!!!! ahahahahahah

900th POST!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOT WOOT!!!!!

LadyV2000 · Post by **LadyV2000** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:34 pm

Oh boy this thread made me laugh! You guys got some messed up cast suggestions. I can't even began to top any of those.

TurbomanKnight · Post by **TurbomanKnight** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:20 pm

Take a shot, Lady. Im sure you have a good Knightmare. lol

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